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Most exciting thing I saw on the cruise was a bold afternoon jewelry heist with guns in St. Maarten.
 
I haven't jerked off in like 2.5 weeks. Makes you really focused and more aggressive. Set up 2 dates later this week last night, one was from Tinder and one was a girl I've known for a while. Usually I'd just say fuck it and do nothing and jerk off to save money but now I've been aggressive on online dating and in real life.

been tempted to hit up random girls I kind of flaked on. don't know how that will end hah
 
Gonna buy some Hillary Clinton shirts to wear ironically. The bootleg ones. Would make sweet day drinking shirts
 
Did you ever wonder if you were actually "special needs" but no one told you? Kind of like the 6th sense? You're the last person to know?
 
Thinking of selling "Protest kits" online. Masks, hoodies, noise makers in a hip, convienient package! haha
 
Who would you want to fuck, in order: (they are all over 18).

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1. Christine Brinkley
2. Blond daughter
3. Brunette daughter
 
SlyPokerDog said:
My doctor said I should drink fewer cups of coffee a day.

So I bought a bigger mug.

True story.
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My doctor years ago told me drink as much coffee as you like as long as you drink two glasses of water to every cup of coffeee
 
Some dirthead started tailgating me this morning in a beatup car and then passed me on the shoulder while I was on an onramp with tons of cars on front of me. Then he pointed his fingers I THINK at me like he wanted to shoot me. There were cars everywhere so I cut the little SVT Focus through traffic to get away. Didn't even have to really speed because it was pretty packed. Think I'll take the surface streets for a while.

I'm not afraid of fighting but crazy people with guns are a problem. Hopefully he forgets my little yellow car after he does meth today.
 
bodyman5000 and 1 said:
Some dirthead started tailgating me this morning in a beatup car and then passed me on the shoulder while I was on an onramp with tons of cars on front of me. Then he pointed his fingers I THINK at me like he wanted to shoot me. There were cars everywhere so I cut the little SVT Focus through traffic to get away. Didn't even have to really speed because it was pretty packed. Think I'll take the surface streets for a while.

I'm not afraid of fighting but crazy people with guns are a problem. Hopefully he forgets my little yellow car after he does meth today.
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cuck.
 
bodyman5000 and 1 said:
Some dirthead started tailgating me this morning in a beatup car and then passed me on the shoulder while I was on an onramp with tons of cars on front of me. Then he pointed his fingers I THINK at me like he wanted to shoot me. There were cars everywhere so I cut the little SVT Focus through traffic to get away. Didn't even have to really speed because it was pretty packed. Think I'll take the surface streets for a while.

I'm not afraid of fighting but crazy people with guns are a problem. Hopefully he forgets my little yellow car after he does meth today.
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Did you get a plate number?
 
SlyPokerDog said:
Did you get a plate number?
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No way, I got away from his as fast as I could. I just got over three lanes, there was too much traffic for him to get to me. Pretty scary, we had a guy point a gun at some motorcycle guys last summer.
 
bodyman5000 and 1 said:
No way, I got away from his as fast as I could. I just got over three lanes, there was too much traffic for him to get to me. Pretty scary, we had a guy point a gun at some motorcycle guys last summer.
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Did call the police? He could have gone on to fuck with someone else.
 
SlyPokerDog said:
Did call the police? He could have gone on to fuck with someone else.
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They don't do shit here unless I'd seen an actual gun. My wife fired a girl years ago and someone called her when I was at work and said she was being watched and she was going to die. Cops did nothing, I asked why they wouldn't investigate a death threat and they said something about no witnesses..blah blah blah.

I ALMOST told the clerk that took the report that I was going to kill her to make my point but thought better of it.
 
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