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Why do fat chance and slim chance mean the same thing? What happens if you get scared to death twice?p04s175y.jpg
 

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What has hotter women during the day walking around, N. Missisipi or Hawthorne?
 
At the top of my neighborhood is a small rocky mountain peak that 4wd morons love to climb in their trucks. We're coming home from Winco and I see what looks like a rolled on it's side vehicle.

Drive up and sure enough it is a newer Ford Raptor pickup on it's passenger side. I asked the guy's girlfriend if they needed any help or had cell service, she said they were fine and we drove off laughing. Hahahaha dumbass, good luck with your insurance.

He better get help getting it back on the wheels and driving it somewhere and faking an accident his insurance will cover. The problem is that it's wheels are up against a 5 feet high ledge so you can't just flip it back over.
 
If you look just left of the middle of the screen just above the roof you'll see the truck. The fire dept showed up so...

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Those are houses.
See the first painted house on the right. To the left just at the peak of another unfinished green roof you'll see a white ford raptor with a sunroof. Gotta zoom in, the pic was from my upstairs bathroom window.
 
See the first painted house on the right. To the left just at the peak of another unfinished green roof you'll see a white ford raptor with a sunroof. Gotta zoom in, the pic was from my upstairs bathroom window.

Why weren't you at the race today?
 
Why weren't you at the race today?
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I was in Portland over the weekend. Decided to log into tinder, the girls in Portland are significantly less attractive than in LA. And its a pretty big jump in quality.
 
Yeah, i went to Tasty and Sons for lunch on Friday, lot of beezys up in the heezy.
 
went to Casa Diablo for the first time. Kind of a weird vibe, like all the dancers are man hating lesbos.
 
We need to leverage the power of fake news and twitter to fuck with the Warriors if we meet them in the first round of the playoffs. Divide and conquer.
 
movie idea.

a group of kids pull off a heist to rig/steal all of the prize tickets out of the games at a chucky cheese or whatever. they get every ticket in the place, and cash them in for a portable DVD player.
 
I get emails when my wife or I buy something on Amazon. Today I got one that said "shipped: Kama Sutra.............

I had to click the email to read the rest.

It was the name of some bath salts.

Fucking bullshit
 

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