[NSFW] Stupid & Random Thoughts

[SlyPokerDog]

A forum golf tourney would be fun but I'm not drinking a beer a hole, @BlazerWookee can do that.

 

[ehizzy3]

Ask @HomerLovesKoolAid, great golfer, great beer drinker, great guy. I think he's an assistant coach of the Lakeridge golf team.

well now I am intimidated hahaha.

I’m not a very good golfer but I am slowly getting better. I golfed a lot this summer and fall.

I'm really rusty and haven't had my own clubs in years, lol. Thinking about trading Homer beer for lessons this spring, lol.

I know you know this, but you can get a set for super cheap on offerup.

I won a U of Oregon fraternity golf tournament one year but that was a beer a whole and I don't remember anything after the 11th or 12th hole. But I guess I did good enough, lol.

Were you the only one that wasn’t on psychedelics?

A forum golf tourney would be fun but I'm not drinking a beer a hole, @BlazerWookee can do that.

that would be fun! I was kind of thinking of that when I asked you..a forum golf meet up lol. Ask the blazers to get us into a nice private course

 

[EL PRESIDENTE]

These Mr. Clean Magic Erasers are fucking magic.

 

[SlyPokerDog]

 

[ehizzy3]

I am starting a new job tomorrow. It’s a step back in pay, but I hope that’s just temporary and it ends up to be a better situation than I was in.

 

[stampedehero]

I tried to post this on Facebook, but the animation didn't work so here it is:

 

[SlyPokerDog]

 

[EL PRESIDENTE]

Amazon product ASIN B08M9JJY8G
Got this. Love this ice maker. Saved $400!

 

[Lanny]

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Been there, done that except I was a really skinny kid.

 

[EL PRESIDENTE]

I have a $20 rewards certificate at Best Buy, trying to figure out what to buy with it.

1. Logitech MX3 Anywhere Mouse- I'd use this mouse for travel. It's $80 but I'm going to get a new Macbook soon (probably next time in Oregon) and this mouse is supposed to work anywhere.

2. Get another Google Chromecast- the new version. I like how it works, was thinking of getting one in the living room. I have enough of these though.

3. JOBY Gorillapod- for action camera/travel/etc. Hold my phone or an action cam.

 

[PDXFonz]

Wanted to make chili dogs

Bogo on hotdogs

Ended up getting 16 hotdogs/buns, 2 cans of chili, cheese, and an onion for like $10

Not a bad cheap meal

How many regular sized chili dogs do you think you could eat in one sitting?

I’m not sure I could eat more than 4. How can people eat like 20 of them in an hour...

 

[Lanny]

Wanted to make chili dogs

Bogo on hotdogs

Ended up getting 16 hotdogs/buns, 2 cans of chili, cheese, and an onion for like $10

Not a bad cheap meal

How many regular sized chili dogs do you think you could eat in one sitting?

I’m not sure I could eat more than 4. How can people eat like 20 of them in an hour...

I can only eat one chili dog. My God, I have trouble eating two hot dogs on the bun. Throw a few baked beans on the side and I can get through two naked hot dogs and that's it.

 

[PDXFonz]

I can only eat one chili dog. My God, I have trouble eating two hot dogs on the bun. Throw a few baked beans on the side and I can get through two naked hot dogs and that's it.

Are you actually a bird?
@theprunetang Can you confirm?

I think I could probably do 7-8 hotdogs with condiments at my hungriest; but I’d feel sick afterwards for sure.

 

[theprunetang]

Are you actually a bird?
@theprunetang Can you confirm?

I think I could probably do 7-8 hotdogs with condiments at my hungriest; but I’d feel sick afterwards for sure.

I contacted the local Ornithological chapter in Oregon, and you are correct. His real name is Lanny Bird.

 

[Lanny]

Are you actually a bird?
@theprunetang Can you confirm?

I think I could probably do 7-8 hotdogs with condiments at my hungriest; but I’d feel sick afterwards for sure.

Yes, I'm what they call and old geezer. If you listen out your back door you can hear me cheering any Blazers' win sometimes from thousands of miles away,
30 years ago I could out drink and out eat anyone here but now I'm living proof of what you'll become, an old geezer.

 

[ehizzy3]

I am starting a new job tomorrow. It’s a step back in pay, but I hope that’s just temporary and it ends up to be a better situation than I was in.

update

best decision I could’ve made. I’m earning now more than my last job with a lot better schedule/hours

 

[Lanny]

Are you actually a bird?
@theprunetang Can you confirm?

I think I could probably do 7-8 hotdogs with condiments at my hungriest; but I’d feel sick afterwards for sure.

That was me 30 years ago. You could even throw in the chili and cheese although I would sometimes add corn to my chili.

 

[SlyPokerDog]

 

[PDXFonz]

What happened to the body?
We flushed it down the potty…
And round and round it goes
And round and round it goes

 

[PDXFonz]

Why TF are there like 60 people at Costco to get gas at 12:30 on Friday….

 

[Lanny]

Why TF are there like 60 people at Costco to get gas at 12:30 on Friday….

Fridays are always like that at our Costco in Tigard. By 12:30 I'm presuming you mean pm.

 

[PDXFonz]

Fridays are always like that at our Costco in Tigard. By 12:30 I'm presuming you mean pm.

Yes and that’s the Costco I was at

 

[Lanny]

Why TF are there like 60 people at Costco to get gas at 12:30 on Friday….

By the way, do you think your code, TF, will fool those of us with sensitive ears so that we won't know it means "The Fuck"?
FYATHYRIO - shhh, code for Fuck You And The Horse You Rode In On.

 

[PDXFonz]

By the way, do you think your code, TF, will fool those of us with sensitive ears so that we won't know it means "The Fuck"?
FYATHYRIO - shhh, code for Fuck You And The Horse You Rode In On.

That is when my spot got hot...

...I heard somebody say.........

 

[UncleCliffy'sDaddy]

Yes and that’s the Costco I was at

Fridays during the summer always suck at a Costco gas station. But your question begs another question…..WTF would anyone patronize the clusterfuck known as the Tigard Costco at any time???? I’m honestly surprised they don’t have someone going postal at least once a week…….

 

[PDXFonz]

Fridays during the summer always suck at a Costco gas station. But your question begs another question…..WTF would anyone patronize the clusterfuck known as the Tigard Costco at any time???? I’m honestly surprised they don’t have someone going postal at least once a week…….

I was working and almost out of gas, Costco does have the cheapest gas in the area.

The Willsonville Costco gas can get bad too, but I'm pretty good at showing up when its not busy.

 

[Lanny]

Fridays during the summer always suck at a Costco gas station. But your question begs another question…..WTF would anyone patronize the clusterfuck known as the Tigard Costco at any time???? I’m honestly surprised they don’t have someone going postal at least once a week…….

I go there because the Beaverton one is more miles away and I have to weather that damned 217 traffic.Where else can i go?

 

[UncleCliffy'sDaddy]

I go there because the Beaverton one is more miles away and I have to weather that damned 217 traffic.Where else can i go?

Stafford to Elligsen Rd. Down to the Wilsonville Costco. Night and day difference between it and Tigard. You’re welcome……..though my wife will flay me for giving away the secret that is the Wilsonville Costco (most days). And as effed up as Stafford Rd. has gotten with traffic, I might not be doing you and favors……

 

[Lanny]

Stafford to Elligsen Rd. Down to the Wilsonville Costco. Night and day difference between it and Tigard. You’re welcome……..though my wife will flay me for giving away the secret that is the Wilsonville Costco (most days). And as effed up as Stafford Rd. has gotten with traffic, I might not be doing you and favors……

We also go to the nearby Winco and Fred Meyer. My wife's best friend also lives in Beaverton and she doesn't drive so when they go out to lunch my wife goes there to pick her up and no, they're not going to go to Wilsonville to eat lunch.

 

[UncleCliffy'sDaddy]

We also go to the nearby Winco and Fred Meyer. My wife's best friend also lives in Beaverton and she doesn't drive so when they go out to lunch my wife goes there to pick her up and no, they're not going to go to Wilsonville to eat lunch.

Holy shit. If you do the Tigard Freddie’s, Winco and Costco (especially on the same day) you are a deliberate (and possibly gleeful) glutton for punishment. But then, your wife is driving……so that’s half the battle.