Official Blazers 2016-17 Season Haiku Thread

[mook]

Reply in haiku
5 7 5 syllables
Meyers MIP

 

[Orion Bailey]

Huh? What is Haiku?
I don't even have a clue
Oh Please, teach the noob?

 

[mook]

Orion Bailey
Exhibits Z-bo's judgment
Learn the game then post

 

[Orion Bailey]

Huh? What is Haiku?
I don't even have a clue
Oh Please, teach the noob?

Orion Bailey
Exhibits Z-bo's judgment
Learn the game then post

Is that better @mook ?
people nitpick all things now
So strict around here!!!

 

[mook]

Oh that second line
Rasheed Wallace work ethic
Syllables don't lie

 

[Orion Bailey]

Oh that second line
Rasheed Wallace work ethic
Syllables don't lie

Dammit ALL again!!!!
Why Cant I Get this shit right?
Cause I am White trash?

 

[mook]

So much money spent
Mo Crabbe Bieber McCollum!
Oh and there's Stiemsma.

 

[mook]

Dammit ALL again!!!!
Why Cant I Get this shit right?
Cause I am White trash?

First wasn't that bad
This one is quite nice as well
66%

 

[Mediocre Man]

Fabio is in
Opponents drive lane at will
MM told you so

 

[rasheedfan2005]

fishes drink plenty
HCP twenty three wins
fuck slypokerdog

 

[BlazerCaravan]

More balanced offense
Means Dame's numbers will drop some
But we will win more

How about defense?
Continuity will help
But we'll still be meh

 

[SIeepwalker]

Lost to the Clippers
There is nothing more to see
Season is over.

 

[PtldPlatypus]

Dame, CJ, and Crabbe
Turner, Moe, Vonleh, Chief, Plums
Festus, Leonard, Ed

 

[Sedatedfork]

A preseason loss
King Speed sounds quite like Hudson
Season over man

 

[Rastapopoulos]

Won't attempt it, but this reminded me of the excellent movie Hunt for the Wilderpeople. If you haven't seen it, check it out. (By the director of What We Do In the Shadows, featuring the mother from Housebound, both also excellent New Zealand movies.)

 

[Orion Bailey]

Oh that second line
Rasheed Wallace work ethic
Syllables don't lie

Dutch bros up the nose
to prevent spray on keyboard
man that made me laugh!!!

 

[SlyPokerDog]

He calls for the ball
Releases the shot, IT'S GOOD!
Point 9, bitch! We Win!

 

[Dougnsalem]

Big waste of my time
I sucked at Haiku in school
See? And I still do.....

 

[PtldPlatypus]

Durant joins Curry
Golden State's a "Super Team!"
I like our chances.

 

[Dougnsalem]

Defense sucks. Don't fear.
Uncle Festus is now here.
Sixty wins be near.

 

[SlyPokerDog]

They sleep, left for dead
Experts say a team to dread
Dame leads, team believes

 

[rasheedfan2005]

Over paid for roster
Negative negative whine
Soccer moms unite

 

[Dougnsalem]

Big, mean, Draymond Green
Kicked Steve Adams in da nuts
Watch out Plums, beware!

 

[3RA1N1AC]

listen for a swish
an onomatopoeia
like clank but better

 

[riverman]

I watch in silence
His hair has a mind of it's own
Dunk the ball Meyers

 

[Dougnsalem]

Meyers help us please
Don't shake n jive on Youtube
Go take taekwondo

 

[rasheedfan2005]

Flowing in the wind
Like gold locks of heros past
The hair of the gods

 

[rasheedfan2005]

A legend is born
Swish3s abound lobs and dunks
Meyers the hero

 

[SIeepwalker]

A haiku to the average ripcity2 user

It's just preseason
You're already complaining
Just chill the fuck out

 

[SIeepwalker]

I don't get the hype
Meyers has always been trash
And now his hair sucks