Official Blazers 2016-17 Season Haiku Thread

[PDXFonz]

Evan Turner sucks
At least that's what Kingspeed says
But can they guard him?

 

[barfo]

Eighty-two and oh
and then sixteen and oh
That is all I ask

barfo

 

[Dougnsalem]

This thread was so dead
Or so I hoped, and I prayed
Then Fonz brought it back.....

 

[Dougnsalem]

Like my avatar?
Barfo! It's not you, it's me!
I'm gonna change it.....

 

[PDXFonz]

This thread was so dead
Or so I hoped, and I prayed
Then Fonz brought it back.....

Typical rookie
It might be bumped in five years
Threads are never dead

 

[Dougnsalem]

Typical rookie
It might be bumped in five years
Threads are never dead

LMAO. Good one!....

 

[Dougnsalem]

Typical rookie
It might be bumped in five years
Threads are never dead

Yes, old threads come back
Check the date before liking
I finally learned

 

[KingSpeed]

Eric Millegan
Will return to Bones on Fox
In January

 

[mook]

Hyphens allow you
to make shitty haiku tech-
nically correct

 

[mook]

What is the sound of
one hand clapping? Perhaps Bebe's
defense rotation

 

[WillG]

Hear Ye Terry Stotts
Your defensive scheme -
Deserves no props. . .

 

[WillG]

Damian through the screens
be like a fish, slippery
I said be, not drink
double vision liver failure

 

[Dougnsalem]

Damian through the screens
be like a fish, slippery
I said be, not drink
double vision liver failure

Yeah, I like your thoughts
Though not Haiku, at 4 A.M.
It is close enough

(Mine didn't make it either....)

 

[Mediocre Man]

Jack had Bill Walton
Stotts has soft Meyers Leonar_
This will not end well

 

[Mediocre Man]

Dame and CJ great
Others are good role players
Is that enough though?

 

[Orion Bailey]

Mediocre Man
Is just secretly in love
With Meyers Leonard

The Problem is that
He just cant seem to admit
Its just a man crush

 

[ripcityboy]

Zaza is a utter tool
Green is an even bigger tool
Golden State is a hardware store

(Sorry. Not much for the whole 5//7/5
syllable thing.)

 

[riverman]

Denny Crane's mad cow
We should like all of his posts
Barfo disagrees

 

[GrandpaBlaze]

Eric Millegan
Will return to Bones on Fox
In January

As a guest actor?
Perhaps as a cadaver.
Either way is good.

 

[riverman]

Homer loves Kool aid
Not purple Jim Jones Kool aid
The basement needs cleaning

 

[KingSpeed]

Evan Turner sucks
At least that's what Kingspeed says
But can they guard him?

Bravo

 

[mook]

It's not Oregon
Oakland or even Ogden.
O is for Olé.

 

[Rastapopoulos]

Luis Montero
We fucked up - you were our heart
and soul please come back

 

[mook]

Yugo Nurganich
Holy shit! Boards! Screens! Posts! Mean!
What's his name again?

 

[Mediocre Man]

Dames mad Plumlee's gone
He refuses to play D
This is what you get

 

[HomerLovesKoolAid]

I'm no tankist but
Getting our asses kicked by
Steph teaches us zilch

 

[Mediocre Man]

Blazers trade for Nurkic
We now have an inside force
Stotts views Sabas film

 

[3RA1N1AC]

Blazers win a game
Half the forum grits their teeth
That's not how you tank!

 

[B-Roy]

That Meyers Leonard
Is a big walking doofus
Can't even make a shot

 

[mook]

I would give Nurkic
Standing felatio now
I mean I'm straight though