Official Blazers 2016-17 Season Haiku Thread

[jlprk]

Irrefutably
Buckminsterfullerene
jlprk

 

[roroyo]

Why the fuck we keep
Jake the Snake in cold cellar
It's not very smart

 

[theprunetang]

ball passes smoothly
from one man to the next man
-the Beast on the block

 

[Stevenson]

Irrefutably
Buckminsterfullerene
jlprk

Are we the only ones who know what a Buckminsterfullerene is?

 

[Stevenson]

Dwight declined the offer
Chandler Parsons in Memphis
Neil Olshay moping.

 

[UncleCliffy'sDaddy]

Nurk, Nurk, Nurk, Nurk, Nurk
Nurk, Nurk, Nurk, Nurk, Nurk, Nurk, Nurk
Nurk, Nurk, Nurk, Nurk, Nurk

 

[Chris Craig]

Why the fuck we keep
Jake the Snake in cold cellar
It's not very smart

Jake is perfect for
putting lotion in basket
waiting for his turn

 

[Chris Craig]

Nurkic, Bosnian Beast
roll to the paint with intent
fuck those five fouls man

 

[jlprk]

Are we the only ones who know what a Buckminsterfullerene is?

I was walking around U. of Cal. at Riverside one day and saw a list of daily events. He'd be in one of the big lecture halls in an hour. I knew of his fame only from mentions in Newsweek, knew nothing about him, but could not forget the odd Buckminister name. So I went and watched him get interviewed and answer questions.

That was the same campus where one day I was walking around and chanced upon the Student Marxist Club throwing carrots at Strom Thurmond while he spoke at a podium. But that's another story. (He was quite annoyed.)

 

[HomerLovesKoolAid]

Jlprk
Does not get haiku concept
Way too many words

 

[Mediocre Man]

Nurk made season fun
Would still be playoff fodder
Will guards play defense?

 

[barfo]

Poor Mason Plumlee
After Nurkic he has been
Quickly forgotten

barfo

 

[barfo]

Are we the only ones who know what a Buckminsterfullerene is?

No.

barfo

 

[e_blazer]

When Blazers become
True basketball perfection,
Is MM happy?

 

[HomerLovesKoolAid]

tsk tsk tsk jl
Buckminsterfullerene is
but six syllables

 

[barfo]

jlprk
can't count the bigly numbers
As Trump would say: SAD!

barfo

 

[barfo]

Buckminsterfullerene has
sixty carbon atoms but
just six syllables

barfo

 

[jlprk]

Irrefutably
Buckminsterfullerene
jlprk

Shit fuck. I misspelled
Buckministerfullerine
and left out the "i"

 

[riverman]

Drazen Petrovic
I feel like I did watching
Drazen Petrovic

 

[GrandpaBlaze]

Lillard at the helm
Now supported by the Nurk
Blazers are better

 

[HomerLovesKoolAid]

Nobody believes
The pundits give us no chance
Golden State is dead

 

[KingSpeed]

Warriors be shocked
Nurkic, Dame, and McCollum
Blazers gonna sweep

 

[Mediocre Man]

Better chance with Nurk
Odds still less than 5 percent
Fans whine 8 on 5

 

[stampedehero]

Thus we create the mood to embark on the journey we embrace wishing for first round win./////.......///// 575

 

[Sedatedfork]

They can not guard us
KingSpeed says believe harder
Blazers shock the world

 

[DaLincolnJones]

Drinking many beers
Deadens no disappointment
We are over matched

 

[Chris Craig]

Blazers make playoffs
Warriors be very afraid
Champions we are

 

[mook]

First banana Dame
Second banana Nurkic
Third, CJ. All set.

 

[KingSpeed]

Hope they win game 3
Or I will be very sad
But I won't give up

 

[Mediocre Man]

No good bench players
They are who I thought they were
Off season defense