[Official] Nurkić Watch Thread

[Minstrel]

The front office has zero say in this.

By the "front office" I mean Olshey's highly-placed player personnel. Technically, Olshey too, but I mentioned Olshey by name.

 

[BlazerCaravan]

He just wants the Willis Reed treatment by the home crowd in Game 3.

That's good because we want to give him the Willis Reed treatment in Game 3!

 

[BlazerCaravan]

They don't want to waste a Nurk performance on a game they think they'll definitely lose. Better to give him the home crowd to pump him up, play him only in the home games, and if we somehow take it to Game 7, then he plays in Game 7 too.

 

[Natebishop3]

If Durant doesn't play in game 2, I think we have a legit shot at stealing that game and then have Nurk come back in game 3 to possibly go up 2-1.

 

[BlazerCaravan]

If Durant doesn't play in game 2, I think we have a legit shot at stealing that game and then have Nurk come back in game 3 to possibly go up 2-1.

That would be BANANAS!

EDIT: Also, Nurk announcing TODAY he's not playing in Game 2? Total bait to make Kerr think KD can take the game off safely. We are literally using the threat of Nurk like a country uses the threat of nukes to negotiate with another country.

 

[Natebishop3]

That would be BANANAS!

EDIT: Also, Nurk announcing TODAY he's not playing in Game 2? Total bait to make Kerr think KD can take the game off safely. We are literally using the threat of Nurk like a country uses the threat of nukes to negotiate with another country.

Actually, it's more like inflatable tanks placed strategically to make the Warriors think we're going to invade from the north, but instead..... we're invading from the south...... with the Bosnian Beast.

 

[PDXFonz]

Seriously though why the F did he bring all those bags on the airplane!

 

[The Professional Fan]

That would be BANANAS!

EDIT: Also, Nurk announcing TODAY he's not playing in Game 2? Total bait to make Kerr think KD can take the game off safely. We are literally using the threat of Nurk like a country uses the threat of nukes to negotiate with another country.

Nurklear War Games. I like it.

 

[BBert]

Nurklear War Games. I like it.

Haha. The Nurklear option.

 

[Orion Bailey]

The Manhattan Nurkject?

 

[BlazerCaravan]

Global ThermoNurkulear War

 

[BlazerCaravan]

Seriously though why the F did he bring all those bags on the airplane!

His girlfriend was in them.

 

[The Professional Fan]

Haha. The Nurklear option.

Is currently off the table

 

[Orion Bailey]

Don't make me set off my small thermal nurklear devise!!!!!!

 

[Eastoff]

Coaches would be calling for Nurkeal disarming

 

[PDXFonz]

Insanely Crafty Bosnian Man

 

[Chris Craig]

Game 3 it is

 

[Scalma]

Nurk is gonna get lowered from the rafters on Saturday like this except he will wake up and rip off the suit blazers in 6.

 

[SlyPokerDog]

Seriously though why the F did he bring all those bags on the airplane!

I have size 13 feet and going anywhere for a week I'll almost fill an entire suitcase with just shoes, which is like 4 pairs, lol.

 

[SlyPokerDog]

Nurka Cola!

 

[0-Our!]

Haha. The Nurklear option.

 

[Jade Falcon]

Someone give Terry the Nurklear Launch Codes.

 

[The Professional Fan]

I just tried to post a tweet comparing Nurk to Chuck Norris, and I typed Cuck Norris

This is my life. This is being a Blazer fan

Cuck my life

 

[PDXFonz]

I just tried to post a tweet comparing Nurk to Chuck Norris, and I typed Cuck Norris

This is my life. This is being a Blazer fan

Cuck my life

I typed Chuck Norris into my phone and it auto corrected it to Jusuf Nurkic

 

[Orion Bailey]

I hope we keep GSW wondering and say he wont play for game three. Let the rest of the team come out and stat warming up for pregame. then with about 5 minutes before tip off, let the beast come strolling down the tunnel and enter the court to a standing ovation and a screaming crowd!!!

 

[BBert]

Durk Nurkem

 

[Orion Bailey]

Best threads in ages. Im a read this again this weekend for more laughs!

 

[dviss1]

I typed Chuck Norris into my phone and it auto corrected it to Jusuf Nurkic

Post.

Of.

2017.

 

[Haakzilla]

...may as well put this in the "official" thread

Blazers center Nurkic upgraded to doubtful for Game 3 vs. Warriors

http://www.espn.com/nba/story/_/id/19211880/blazers-big-man-nurkic-upgraded-doubtful-game-3

 

[THE HCP]

Even if the big an does play, I honestly do't think the Dubs change their game plan at all. Just keep running and gunning is their plan.