Funny "Oregon Trail Blazers"?

[Haakzilla]

...hmmm, Rip State? Big ol' nope!

 

[mook]

Utah Jazz, Minnesota Timberwolves, Golden State Warriors....it'd never happen but I wouldn't mind the name change. In 6 months you'd all be used to it.

 

[oldmangrouch]

Why not go for the gusto, and rename the team the United States Trail Blazers?
Global Trail Blazers?
Universal Trail Blazers?

barfo

Guardians of the Oregon Trail Galaxy Blazers.

 

[TorturedBlazerFan]

I don't really hate it, it won't ever happen but i have seen much worse ideas.

 

[GrandpaBlaze]

I think he is looking at this backwards. We should rename the state to “Portland” then Bingo! They represent the entire state!

/green font

 

[Pinwheel1]

After almost 50 years? A name change would be idiotic.

 

[kjironman1]

I like it!

 

[kjironman1]

The Springwater Trail Blazers

Way funny!

 

[riverman]

I'd like to make one small change to the franchise

 

[Hoopguru]

This literally has nothing to do with socialism... LOL

What if the incentive is a tax break? What then?

Way funny!

With Bicycles on the front and the Tram on the back...

 

[Hoopguru]

I think he is looking at this backwards. We should rename the state to “Portland” then Bingo! They represent the entire state!

/green font

I was thinking of the East Side Trail Blazers!

 

[Chris Craig]

Utah Jazz, Minnesota Timberwolves, Golden State Warriors....it'd never happen but I wouldn't mind the name change. In 6 months you'd all be used to it.

You forgot the Indiana Pacers, Washington Wizards (though it's a district and nota state) and New York Knicks, though its also a city.