OT: Chris Anderson's Home Searched for Child Porn

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BLAZER PROPHET said:
OK, if I were Anderson I'd stash several million dollars in assets NOW. If there's anything to this he may see jail time, probably get sued into oblivion. He'll need some cash when he gets out of prison.
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being arrested for sexual deviancy? call BP now for all your legal and accounting needs!
 
BLAZINGGIANTS said:
Reading between the lines, yes, I made the same assumption as PapaG.

I wouldn't present it as fact as if the article actually stated that's what they're investigating Bird Man for, though. Because the article doesn't actually say what they're searching for.
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Well, the title is misleading, granted.

And sly's joke made me chuckle. No, child abuse is not funny, but jokes often offend the senses to be funny.
 
if he is diddling little kids, they should cut his balls off, and kill the fucker
 
Denny Crane said:
Well, the title is misleading, granted.

And sly's joke made me chuckle. No, child abuse is not funny, but jokes often offend the senses to be funny.
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People are just wound too tight (Need evidence? Review a current thread in the OT Forum).

I don't think anyone here advocates for child abuse, and not all of the jokes here are funny, but I think most of us can understand the offensive jokes are coming from a place that the deliverer is trying to make a joke.

Shit, if I really thought Sly was a sick bastard.... And I continued to frequent this board.... that would be on me for subjecting myself to Sly's sick thoughts.

What I'm saying.... is that I'm a bad person for subjecting myself to Sly's sick thoughts.
 
Everything human is pathetic. The secret source of humor itself is not joy but sorrow. There is no humor in heaven.
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--Mark Twain
 
That Mark Twain fellow was the one who said if you could cross man with cat it would improve man and degrade cat. I agree. So do my cats.
 
crandc said:
That Mark Twain fellow was the one who said if you could cross man with cat it would improve man and degrade cat. I agree. So do my cats.
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Well, I agree with Rush Limbaugh!

(Only kidding - calm down.)
 
BLAZINGGIANTS said:
People are just wound too tight (Need evidence? Review a current thread in the OT Forum).

I don't think anyone here advocates for child abuse, and not all of the jokes here are funny, but I think most of us can understand the offensive jokes are coming from a place that the deliverer is trying to make a joke.

Shit, if I really thought Sly was a sick bastard.... And I continued to frequent this board.... that would be on me for subjecting myself to Sly's sick thoughts.

What I'm saying.... is that I'm a bad person for subjecting myself to Sly's sick thoughts.
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My thoughts are not sick! Slightly warped but not sick!
 
What's the best thing about showering with a ten-year old?

Slick their hair back and they look seven.

C'mon guys, jokes like these are inappropriate, especially coming from staff.
 
speeds said:
What's the best thing about showering with a ten-year old?

Slick their hair back and they look seven.

C'mon guys, jokes like these are inappropriate, especially coming from staff.
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So lost right now.... I don't know what to say or how to respond to the "joke" or the comment.
 
speeds said:
What's the best thing about showering with a ten-year old?

Slick their hair back and they look seven.

C'mon guys, jokes like these are inappropriate, especially coming from staff.
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I loved the joke.


Didn't understand the comment
 
I'm just saying if staff were to post something like, "whats black and blue and hates sex? the ten year old in my trunk", it would be in poor taste.
 
http://www.denverpost.com/breakingn...enter-chris-birdman-andersens-legal-team-says

A lawyer for Nuggets center Chris Andersen today provided a statement to The Denver Post that gives a glimpse into the complicated case involving the player's home being searched by sheriff's deputies investigating Internet crimes against children.
Douglas County investigators on Thursday went to Andersen's home in Larkspur and seized property. Andersen, 33, has not been arrested or charged with a crime.
In the statement, Colin Bresee, an attorney for Andersen, suggested that a woman from California has tried to get items of value from Andersen. The statement reads:
"A female fan in 2010 mailed Mr. Andersen multiple letters and included several photos in which she was scantily clad. Chris and this woman communicated with each other and in 2011, this woman, who represented herself as 21 years of age, flew to Colorado, showing her required identification. After leaving Colorado, she became upset at his lack of interest. In 2012, she threatened to retaliate if he did not provide financial remuneration. "
According to the statement, someone purporting to be the woman's mother wrote in an email that " 'i (sic) want him to pay for everything on her Amazon wish list, 5K for her bedding stuff and her victoria secret wish list."
"Professional athletes are routinely targeted by these types of individuals," the statement said. "The media has been speculating that he's a suspect and not a victim in a criminal investigation. Mr. Andersen has been fully cooperative with the authorities. The investigation is expected to take three weeks. We're confident it will show that Chris did not engage in any criminal conduct."
Thursday afternoon, the Nuggets said Andersen had been "excused indefinitely" from team activities while Douglas County sheriff's detectives investigate.
Andersen has been under investigation since February, when a California law enforcement agency tipped off Douglas County.
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Funny how quickly OP is to call him a child porn freak, no need for...what was it...due process or whatever he argued strongly for in the trayvon threads? Nope. Child porn freak. Maybe if he shot a child instead, and admitted to killing him, he'd come to his defense.
 
RR7 said:
http://www.denverpost.com/breakingn...enter-chris-birdman-andersens-legal-team-says



Funny how quickly OP is to call him a child porn freak, no need for...what was it...due process or whatever he argued strongly for in the trayvon threads? Nope. Child porn freak. Maybe if he shot a child instead, and admitted to killing him, he'd come to his defense.
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A couple of things.

It's Anderson's lawyer claiming that he is a victim. Not the same as if the police were saying this.

Also the police normally don't have to serve a search warrant on the victim of a crime and "seize" property.

And why sit out a must win playoff game? "Hey guys, I'm the totally innocent of a crime but this is so traumatic I just can't play."
 
Well, to be fair, he sat out the previous games as well. So him not being there for a must win game means nothing. He hasn't been there all series, on the court at least.
As for the rest, due process, right?
 
Agreed. No one sits out a game or more when they're the ones being extorted. And the police don't show up at your door with a search warrant. I'm calling BS on that attorney's statement. I'd say this one has a long ways to go.

Stash the money, Anderson.
 
RR7 said:
Well, to be fair, he sat out the previous games as well. So him not being there for a must win game means nothing. He hasn't been there all series, on the court at least.
As for the rest, due process, right?
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He looks like an albino Hispanic (which as everyone knows is far worse than a white Hispanic) so he's guilty.
 
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