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Or maybe there was a poster named tech9 with a somewhat negative outlook once upon a time?

Nope, that couldn't be it. Remember, I know nothing. Now, everyone stop posting for a bit so I can watch this live video of the HMS Hood Bell recovery..... #fascinating
 
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The next person to mention the hip hop artist will be referred to as Russell Westbrook's boy. Aka Kevin Durant's bitch's bitch
 
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conspiracy theorists unite!

i think he was threatening him with a tec-9 handgun, and denny should do something about this :MARIS61:
 
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The next person to mention the hip hop artist will be referred to as Russell Westbrook's boy. Aka Kevin Durant's bitch's bitch

What if it's old school, like Tone Loc, Biz Markie, or Humpty Hump with Digital Underground?
 
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What if it's old school, like Tone Loc, Biz Markie, or Humpty Hump with Digital Underground?

All Classics should be revered.

Besides Wesbrook probably listens to Lil' Wayne... ewww

Can we keep hatin' on Westbrook now? :smiley-boxing:
 
You're crazy, I bring it. Just didn't want to start going at it with him with his posse' right there.
 
Actually he must be staying at my hotel. Saw him again this morning in the lobby.
 
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Actually he must be staying at my hotel. Saw him again this morning in the lobby.

Did you throw the "KD's dinner" at him?\

"Hey, I saw you at Subway last night! How did KD like the sandwich you were picking up for him?"
 
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Actually he must be staying at my hotel. Saw him again this morning in the lobby.

you should have asked him if his refrigerator was running.

:MARIS61:
 
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What if it's old school, like Tone Loc, Biz Markie, or Humpty Hump with Digital Underground?

Wow. Just terrible. His name isn't Humpty Hump. It's Shock G. The one who put the satin on your panties.
 
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Wow. Just terrible. His name isn't Humpty Hump. It's Shock G. The one who put the satin on your panties.

Well, he said his name was Humpty. Pronounced with an Umpty.
 
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As if I didn't, and some of didn't have enough hatred towards the Thunder....... The HCP now has a little gasoline to throw on the fire. Just got down here in LA to work for a week. Staying at the W in Westwood, which is only a block from the UCLA campus. Just went to Subway down the street and who walks in right after me....... wait for it........ yes one Russell Westbrook. He was with a couple of his boys and looked like they had just got a run in. After standing there for about a minute he says to me after obviously seeing my tattoo, "Must be a Blazer fan huh?" I looked up and said, "Lifelong 'til I die." He kinda' laughed to himself and said, "Too bad ya'll suck!" At that point I wanted to say about 10 things, but chilled. My comeback you ask? "Injuries happen to everybody........ except you guys obviously!" He said, "Whatever"

That was it til I was walking out and he hollered, "I'll pay for you to get a Thunder tattoo son!" I laughed and told him my boy Lillard was gonna' light him up this season........ he said, "Just for that, I'm gonna' shut him down and hit 50 on you chumps!"

The HCP continued on out of the Subway to his car. I'm all for talking smack, but he is tone was serious! Fuck him and that whole team!

It's the slow time of year, just thought I'd share this crazy story!

AND YOU DIDN'T JUMP HIM AND KICK HIS ASS?????

No wonder your wife calls me at night.
 
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Even there in that line. He didn't call himself "Humpty Hump". He called himself "Humpty".

Humpty is Shock G's Alter Ego. To play Devil's advocate, he says "do the Humpty hump" (which is why people call him Humpty hump). But it's called that because the dance is humping. "humpin, funkin, Jumpin" is how the dance is described. So He is not Humpty hump the dance is the humpty hump and he is Humpty, Shock G's alter ego.

I still don't know what the MF's real name is. That said, I get the crowd PUMPED when I do this at Karaoke! :party:

[video=youtube;cj9_yW8tZxs]
 
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Saw them live once back in the day..... Great show!
 
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his alter ego is named humpty hump, not humpty

get your game right son
 
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The best part of that video is a young Tupac in the background.

Come on Dviss, Humpty Hump is the guy, not the dance. It even says so on Whitepersonapedia - The single is sung by Shock G's alter ego, "Humpty Hump"

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Humpty_Dance

You and I both can go add to wikipedia you know? It's really a horrible source for info. Just sayin'

And he says "doin the humpty hump". As someone who has performed the song done the dance many times, you hump while doing it.

That's the story I'm sticking to. ;)
 
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back on topic, i once got busy in a burger king bathroom
 
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Been gone from the thread awhile. So you humped Westbrook?
 
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i asked for a footlong, but he gave me a 6 inch :(
 

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