Zombie OT: Zion

[Hoopguru]

Damn, looks like he's got the potential to be as good as Anthony Mason.

lol...or Truck Robinson!

 

[BigGameDamian]

 

[THE HCP]

 

[THE HCP]

 

[THE HCP]

Just wait til he gets in shape.

 

[SlyPokerDog]

Just wait til he gets in shape.

You're the first person who should know round is a shape.

 

[Minstrel]

Just wait til he gets in shape.

Sorry to say, but if he's not in shape by now, he'll never be in shape.

 

[RoseCityRebel]

Sorry to say, but if he's not in shape by now, he'll never be in shape.

Barkley dropped weight from his first few years in the NBA as he entered his prime. Coming out of Auburn, he was known as the “Round Mound of Rebound.”

If Chuck somehow dropped weight, so can Zion. He doesn’t turn 21 until July.

 

[GDiama]

Not sure if the reason you want him to lose weight is injury threat. Otherwise his game is perfectly fine with his current weight. He is almost unstoppable.

 

[Hoopguru]

Barkley dropped weight from his first few years in the NBA as he entered his prime. Coming out of Auburn, he was known as the “Round Mound of Rebound.”

If Chuck somehow dropped weight, so can Zion. He doesn’t turn 21 until July.

I think he will always be big look at his frame and head. He will lose weight the first few years I would think but once he's mid/late 20's he could pack on more? But I bet he will be able to handle it without to many problems?

 

[Minstrel]

Barkley dropped weight from his first few years in the NBA as he entered his prime. Coming out of Auburn, he was known as the “Round Mound of Rebound.”

If Chuck somehow dropped weight, so can Zion. He doesn’t turn 21 until July.

I'm just teasing HCP (and by extension NateBishop), as they've been going back and forth about whether Zion is "fat" or not.

 

[THE HCP]

 

[Hoopguru]

He's a beast for sure! I wonder how he'd do with some of the old traditional 4/5's Shaq, Walton, Morning Both Malones?

 

[THE HCP]

 

[Strenuus]

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When the rest of your team sucks and blows several 10+ point leads...

 

[THE HCP]

 

[THE HCP]

 

[Haakzilla]

...not the type of injury I envisioned sidelining him, maybe too many layups at the rim caused it

 

[SlyPokerDog]

Is he in the NBDL or some other foreign league?

 

[THE HCP]

Probably broke his finger because his hands are so fat!

 

[SlyPokerDog]

Probably broke his finger because his hands are so fat!

He's going to need microfracture finger surgery.

 

[Minstrel]

Going HAM on the donuts, bit down on one of his fingers.

I think the same thing happened to Shawn Kemp.

 

[Haakzilla]

Zioff and Ziout

 

[BLAZINGGIANTS]

I was wrong about him maybe being as good as Robert "Tractor" Traylor. Zion's definitely maybe slightly better!

I have a joke here, but can't say it for fear of offending folks and someone trying to get me fired.

 

[PCmor7]

Maybe next year they can expand the playoffs by two more teams to try to get Zion into the postseason.

 

[Haakzilla]

 

[Shaboid]

NBA Fans Are Shocked With Zion Williamson’s Body Transformation: "25 Nuggets And 10 Cheeseburgers Please"

 

[Scalma]

dudes still an athletic freak fat or not lol. I do wonder about his longevity though

 

[Shaboid]

dudes still an athletic freak fat or not lol. I do wonder about his longevity though

Can't disagree with that.

 

[Orion Bailey]

Out of the league in three years…or less.