PA to announce plan for Blazers to play in Zero gravity!

[SlyPokerDog]

Press conference at 11am.

Here's a video of his latest toy.

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[SlyPokerDog]

Watch the press conference live here - http://www.livestream.com/vulcaninc

 

[Ghost Pepper]

I think I found where the playoff Tshirt money went! HAHAHA!

 

[speeds]

 

[DaLincolnJones]

Nice find Sly, thank you. Its a very simple solution to an overly complicated problem. Now if we can only get the government involved to "fix" it.

 

[Nikolokolus]

I figured this must be a link to an onion article ...

 

[Pinwheel1]

Until I see that thing land safely about 1000 times.......no fucking way.

 

[3RA1N1AC]

it would be better if it could also go underwater

 

[Spud147]

It's perfect, at zero gravity there's no weightbearing. Our players won't even need knees anymore!

And some people called Paul disinterested in the Blazers.

 

[Mediocre Man]

it would be better if it could also go underwater

Under wtaer would play right in to Nate's slow down game