Hell ya, I just laughed at that. I wish others brought it like you!
I just GOOGLED you and got your address FAMS!
Hey man, I didn't grow up in plush NE Portland, I grew up in the mean streets of Dunthorpe, where we had a saying about guys like you!
"who is that sexxy beast!?"
Er..I mean, you best be writing checks your ass can cash!
wait, that kind of has a sexual connotation to it..
Um...we used to say...Oh yeah...Well, until you've been pulled over by the police because they like your car and want to pay you compliments about how sweet your 15 inch white spoke rims Les Schwab specials' you're runnin' on yo Bronco are, you don't know what it's like,
Fams!! Try living on the HARD THUG LIFE streets of Dunthorpe, holmes!
And I'm not talking about no punk ass FULL Size Bronco, I'm talking Bronco II Holmes!
Aaaaaaah shucks, thats your new name, boss. Holmez! Pronounced with an umptee!
Dunthorpe posse, out! Represent! Don't be hating! I'm off to the mall, to meet up with the other Prep One-Nine-Six!
Word to your mom! Actually, say hi to her. She raised a really nice son.
Peace!