Exclusive Phil Knight agrees to buy Blazers, agrees to Lillard trade request

[Wizard Mentor]

Hold onto your shorts...

philknight.com

 

[HomerLovesKoolAid]

 

[Natebishop3]

Little late in the day.

 

[crandc]

Is that an April fool's?

 

[inconceivable]

Finally! Wow!! Damn I thought this was April fools.

 

[BBert]

Nice try.

Or not.

 

[SlyPokerDog]

Blazers announce Rick Astley to be the new GM.

 

[blazerfan11]

Blazers announce Rick Astley to be the new GM.

And meet Blippi, the new President of Operations.

 

[tiredhunter]

I should probably read the thread, but I'm not, so just here to say you are bad, and should feel bad for this terrible April fool's joke post.

 

[Natebishop3]

And meet Blippi, the new President of Operations.
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Fuck. Blippi.

 

[blazerfan11]

Fuck. Blippi.

Already rumblings of disaffected fans and season ticket holders.



I personally think the new guys deserve a chance.

 

[Propagandist]

Hold onto your shorts...

philknight.com

I didn't like that one bit.

 

[Everything Beagle]

All of these things, especially Blippi, are an improvement.

 

[SlyPokerDog]

What the hell is a Blippi?

 

[Everything Beagle]

What the hell is a Blippi?

He is the endgame for annoying children's show hosts. He is the most obvious sign of the coming apocalypse.

 

[blazerfan11]

What the hell is a Blippi?

 

[Natebishop3]

He is the endgame for annoying children's show hosts. He is the most obvious sign of the coming apocalypse.

He very well might be the anti christ.

 

[Wizard Mentor]

I didn't like that one bit.

#tradition