Game Thread PLAYOFFS - ROUND 1, GAME 5: BLAZERS @ CLIPPERS - 4/27/16, WEDNESDAY, 7:00 PM (PDT), NBATV & KGW

[Natebishop3]

Our new mission directive: Come out hot with a ton of energy in the first quarter of Game 6. We get up double digits on them, they'll quit.

Nah, mission directive is to kidnap the wives and children of the refs in the next game and refuse to release them until after the game.

 

[Fez Hammersticks]

Except without the defense....

Tht is going to be a huge problem.

Curry on one leg is still scary. Lillard's defense made Rivers look like an actual NBA player. Prigs was getting into the lane at will. Even if Curry is out Livingson will cause a lot or problems with this defense.

 

[VanillaGorilla]

Not one clipper came over to shake hands. What babies.

That's standard procedure during a playoff series.

 

[BlazerBeav]

Worry about the next round then, let's enjoy our 3rd straight win!

 

[oldfisherman]

 

[BlazerDuckSeahawkFan94]

Well, gonna put on a fresh pair of underwear. We got this guys.

60% of the time it works everytime

 

[Chris Craig]

Now let's go home and finish this

 

[oldmangrouch]

Nah, mission directive is to kidnap the wives and children of the refs in the next game and refuse to release them until after the game.

How can the refs have kids when people like Rivers are carrying their balls around in their pocket?

 

[Sinobas]

We'd have won by 20 if the refs called a fair game, and that's a conservative estimate.

 

[HomerLovesKoolAid]

Lillard has 16pts in the 4th qrt. Damn he sucks!

Yes. I hope we can get a lecture from marzool about Lillard's terrible ass-to-mouth stat.

 

[Strenuus]

Yes. I hope we can get a lecture from marzool about Lillard's terrible ass-to-mouth stat.

LOL.

 

[Strenuus]

Wow... Doc's voice is so hoarse.

Fucking tool.

 

[LuckyShot]

I think my shower at half time helped. Washed all the filth from the first half off.

 

[Trackjack]

Great 2nd half Harkless continue to impress me. Plum and CJ had great games. Let finish it on Fri boys. We need go in focus and hopefully the clippers continue to miss shots. Pressure on both team this next game.

 

[BlazerDuckSeahawkFan94]

Wow... Doc's voice is so hoarse.

Fucking tool.

It's hoarse from yelling at the refs and blowing them during timeouts and breaks.

 

[Cippy91]

Conspiracy. Game six refs call it clippers way to force a game 7 knowing Steph is out and Steph brings ratings so having him back for the second round first game would be crucial. Conspiracy theory though. I'm on my tinfoil hat shit

 

[theprunetang]

I think my shower at half time helped. Washed all the filth from the first half off.

I made Korean tacos during halftime. It made the second half so much more enjoyable.

 

[oldmangrouch]

Conspiracy. Game six refs call it clippers way to force a game 7 knowing Steph is out and Steph brings ratings so having him back for the second round first game would be crucial. Conspiracy theory though. I'm on my tinfoil hat shit

Even paranoids have real enemies.

 

[kjironman1]

The part i like the most about Harkless is i was sick and tired of watching Aldridge and Batum go to the rim with a finger roll that would either roll around and out or get blocked. Mo makes sure the ball goes into the hole.

 

[BlazerDuckSeahawkFan94]

The part i like the most about Harkless is i was sick and tired of watching Aldridge and Batum go to the rim with a finger roll that would either roll around and out or get blocked. Mo makes sure the ball goes into the hole.

He's like a mix of Gerald Wallace and Ruben Patterson sometimes.

 

[LuckyShot]

We finished with just 9 turnovers. I think we had like 8 by early in the 2nd quarter.

 

[handiman]

The part i like the most about Harkless is i was sick and tired of watching Aldridge and Batum go to the rim with a finger roll that would either roll around and out or get blocked. Mo makes sure the ball goes into the hole.

Is there anyone faster to/above the rim in a straight line?

 

[oldmangrouch]

In reference to the pre-game poll: one more win and I will even concede that KingSpeed was.....not entirely wrong.

 

[e_blazer]

Who the hell is the guy who's wearing Paul Pierce's body? He blows.

 

[oldmangrouch]

Who the hell is the guy who's wearing Paul Pierce's body? He blows.

That's the problem with Zombies (besides the odor). You never know what will come along and possess the empty shell.

 

[Natebishop3]

Pierce was still pretty serviceable last season. What happened?

 

[e_blazer]

Wish we were on the Spurs' side of the bracket. The"Beat LA" chant would be epic.

 

[BlazerDuckSeahawkFan94]

Pierce was still pretty serviceable last season. What happened?

He looks like he lost all his lift in one summer. It's crazy.

 

[Natebishop3]

He looks like he lost all his lift in one summer. It's crazy.

And to think, I actually really wanted him coming off our bench.

 

[PDXFonz]

Blazers coming home for a close out game 6 like