Portland vs Utah Summer League Finale! Friday, 5:30pm, Game Thread!

[SlyPokerDog]

At this rate the final score will be 16-0.

 

[Natebishop3]

Do the refs realize that the really loud slapping sound is generally made from someone hitting the ball?

 

[BBert]

I have to go out it's my daughter's birthday.

I expect a full reporting of every gaff, goof up, and glaring error committed by young Meyers Leonard. Do not spare the rod. If he flips his hair wrong, I want to know about it. If he doesn't thank the towel boy, chastise accordingly. Not enough chalk on his hands? What a fucking rube. Comes over to help and his man gets the rebound? Let him have it. Doesn't come over to help and stays on his man? Strike two.

It's GO TIME!

 

[Natebishop3]

At this rate the final score will be 16-0.

I was going to retweet you, but apparently it's protected or something?

 

[BBert]

I say stuff like that in the regular forum. My best friends are Mexicans. (Or El Salvadoreadfnfg or whatever)
My sister is a lesbian.

What was the other thing mentioned? Oh well, can't recall but I am sure I will hit on it eventually.

Was that intentionally funny? Because it was funny!

(hint: it was homophobes)

 

[Natebishop3]

Rudy Gobert annoys me... not sure why.

 

[Natebishop3]

Why does Brackens think he's a three point shooter?

 

[Darkwebs]

Crabbe 3!! YEAH

 

[Natebishop3]

Crabbe looks much better today than he has all summer league.

 

[PDXFonz]

Rudy Gobert annoys me... not sure why.

Does Nando de colo annoy you? Or borris diaw?

 

[Darkwebs]

Crabbe looks much better today than he has all summer league.

He definitely looks more active tonight.

 

[Natebishop3]

Does Nando de colo annoy you? Or borris diaw?

No, just this guy.

 

[Natebishop3]

Are we punishing Will for that horrible shooting he did in the last game?

 

[Darkwebs]

You can see why neither of these teams advanced in the summer league playoffs.

 

[PDXFonz]

You can see why neither of these teams advanced in the summer league playoffs.

Yeah portland really needs to work on their depth if they ever want to win that summer league championship

 

[Darkwebs]

Hahaha. Jazz score just 4 points in the 1st

 

[B-Roy]

4 points in a single quarter. LOL

 

[Natebishop3]

[TWEET]490299690735263745[/TWEET]

 

[Rastapopoulos]

I have never in my life seen such shitty shooting. This is quite remarkable.

That aside, I like Appling. (Every time I apple, I have a good time.) He's very nippy. But he has joined the very non-exclusive airball club.

 

[Natebishop3]

I have never in my life seen such shitty shooting. This is quite remarkable.

#danteexum?

 

[Rastapopoulos]

THRILLA!

 

[Darkwebs]

LMAO! Barton just takes the ball away from that Jazz player. What was the Jazz guy thinking?

 

[Rastapopoulos]

Dare I say it, but Meyers hasn't sucked so bad he's made my eyes bleed yet.

 

[Natebishop3]

Ummmm.... didn't they just hit the net before that ball come off the rim?

 

[Rastapopoulos]

Every time we swarm Exum and he finds the open shooter. Will we learn?

 

[Natebishop3]

Just keep leaving the three point shooter wide open. Good plan.

 

[Rastapopoulos]

Now they start hitting, we put in the starters. Not sure that's a good idea...

 

[Darkwebs]

Oooh, good take by Crabbe off the dribble

 

[Natebishop3]

Nice take by Crabbe.

 

[Rastapopoulos]

CRABBE! TO THE HOOP!!! (Using a "Crabbe Dribble")