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Any of you buy your tickets?. Rumored to be at 500 million now, but with the line downtown at 7 eleven I just saw, it looks like it will continue to rise
 
Shoes for the poker pooch.
 
We swung by Fred Meyer at lunch (no line) and picked up our ticket. If I win, I'll take requests.
 
Limited to the gift tax exclusion amount of $14,000 in 2016 amirite?
Limited to the Ptldplatypus reasonable-gift-from-nouveau-riche-to-random-internet-poster exclusion amount of $50.
 
I will buy you all personalized "I love Nate Bishop" tshirts with my face on the front.
 
I will buy you all personalized "I love Nate Bishop" tshirts with my face on the front.
Don't give one to homer. With all the masturbation talk he's been doing lately he may just tribute the shirt.
 
I bought three tickets. I only buy tickers when the jackpot is ridiculous.
 
One day I expect to read a story about the winning power ball ticket holder being struck by lightning? Then when someone tell me the odds....

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One day I expect to read a story about the winning power ball ticket holder being struck by lightning? Then when someone tell me the odds....

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Wasn't there a guy in the Guineas Book of World Records struck like 7 times and lived? Ended up killing himself over a woman.... (guess God wasn't taking any chances the 8th time.)

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Wasn't there a guy in the Guineas Book of World Records struck like 7 times and lived? Ended up killing himself over a woman.... (guess God wasn't taking any chances the 8th time.)

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Poor bastard. Fuckin' bitch.
 
Really? It's not her fault that he was weak minded and took his own life.

I know, I know, but sheesh, are you surprised his noggin' wasn't right after gettin' struck by lighting 7 times!
 
If I win, I'll send each of you assholes 100 bucks! Sly gets dogfood.
 
Only play numbers over 31, that way you will be less likely to split the jackpot with others if you win.
 
I didn't win obviously. I had two sets of numbers (went in and got two lines with a coworker), my wife had 18 lines (went in with her coworkers) and out of all the plays, only 1 line even had 1 winning number.

Now everyone at my work is going crazy, so 20 of us put in $5 and now have 50 lines for saturday lol
 
50 lines and still maybe just one winning number.
 

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