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With April Fools day coming up, I figured we could share some of our best pranks in here.One time me and my girlfriend Melanie stayed the night at my sisters house. We had to wake up at 8 so she could go with me to the gym to watch me play basketball. Anyways, I woke her up around 3 AM and had all my ball clothes on, I set the clocks to 7:30 AM. I was like come on get out of bed it's time to go. I made her wake up, she got showered, got dressed, put all her makeup on, and do everything else to get ready to go. Then I was like, "No, I'm just kidding, it's only 3 AM lol. She was soooo mad
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<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (BALLAHOLLIC? @ Mar 27 2007, 12:08 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'>With April Fools day coming up, I figured we could share some of our best pranks in here.One time me and my girlfriend Melanie stayed the night at my sisters house. We had to wake up at 8 so she could go with me to the gym to watch me play basketball. Anyways, I woke her up around 3 AM and had all my ball clothes on, I set the clocks to 7:30 AM. I was like come on get out of bed it's time to go. I made her wake up, she got showered, got dressed, put all her makeup on, and do everything else to get ready to go. Then I was like, "No, I'm just kidding, it's only 3 AM lol. She was soooo mad
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</div>well there is one guy who isn't going to get laid anytime soon. lol good prank though.The best prank I have even seen is when my friend pranked this people that lived by him. these people are hardcore religious zealots, and they keep an iron tight grip on their daughters(both where very hot BTW), the oldest daugther was a stuck up bi*ch who we all hated, one day after the girl left for bible class or someshit, my friend decides to call up their parents pretending to be a doctor. He tells them that their oldest daughter is pregnant and has HIV, needless to say they flipped out. when the girl came back home her parents confronted her, and they got into a huge argument and her dad beat the sh*t out of her.
 
I suck at pranking. But my friends do some pretty cool stuff. Once, a friend of mine and his brother stole a bunch of door stoppers from the school office. My school has 4 buildings, and one of them is pretty small(portable), so they went around and put the door stoppers OUTSIDE all the doors, and pulled the fire alarm and went home. They eventually got in MAJOR trouble....but I thought it was cool. Other than that, not many pranks happen here...the senior prank last year was writing "seniors rock" in chalk over the walls. It sucked ass...my and a couple people have been thinking since our freshman year to do something....its going to be awesome.
 
One time my mom made muffins for us. Only it was really just meat balls with icing on it but it looked just like a chocolate muffin so we ate it. lol. it was sooo disgusting - my mom was laughing soo hard.
 
Like two years ago, I was sleeping and my brother said " Jeff wake up theres a fire and ran out of the house so I followed him and when we got outside I was wearing gym shorts and a white tee-shirt so it was freezing. We get to a pretty far distance and says " April Fools"
 
I just chuck trash in peoples lockers. I suck at pranking.
 
A few years ago I bought a giant container of black pepper....and dumped it in my brothers pillows and under his sheets....When he came home that morning he was slamming my door and woke up my mom...got her pissed off...and my mom told him to sleep on the couch...it was worth it...it was everywhere.
 
Haha that was a great prank Tony. I'm not a prankster, I'm just not creative enough.A couple years ago I told all my friends my mom was dead but I just started to laugh, I can't stay serious during a prank.
 
Mini Prank: Take a screenshot of someone's screen with the desktop showing. (Mouse out of view). Set that screenshot to stretch and apply it to the background. Right click the background the go Arrange Icons By>>and un-check "show desktop icons". The icons will be there as the wallpaper, but they won't be able to be clicked. Small, but funny.
 
<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (GArenas @ Mar 27 2007, 05:15 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'>I just chuck trash in peoples lockers. I suck at pranking.</div> :HAHAHA: haha nicemeh for april fools I got a surprise gift for all.but it sucks that its on a sunday, im prob gonna go call on people on the sunday and the next day at school I will prank all my teachers because I hate school and I hate most of the teachers
 
I've had this plan for a while. On April Fools I'm going to go into my dad's room at like 3:00 in the morning and poor water on his face....hahaha....that would be good. I don't know how I'll wake up that early though.
 
<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE </div><div class='quotemain'>I've had this plan for a while. On April Fools I'm going to go into my dad's room at like 3:00 in the morning and poor water on his face....hahaha....that would be good. I don't know how I'll wake up that early though.</div>What a well thought out plan. The shopping list for that one is going to sky rocketing.
 
<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (CB4AllStar @ Mar 27 2007, 09:09 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'>I've had this plan for a while. On April Fools I'm going to go into my dad's room at like 3:00 in the morning and poor water on his face....hahaha....that would be good. I don't know how I'll wake up that early though.</div> Haha thats some Bam Margera material right there if your dads a really easy going guy he might like that but I would be really pissed off if that was done to me haha
 
One time these idiot b*tches toothpaste in oreos and gave it to everyone they knew....I thought they were minty fresh though
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<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (pistol @ Mar 28 2007, 12:27 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'>Haha thats some Bam Margera material right there if your dads a really easy going guy he might like that but I would be really pissed off if that was done to me haha</div>He'll probably be angry at me, but it will be April Fools and I have to do something...I'll think of some other things I can do....
 
[quote name='BALLAHOLLIC?' post='318522' date='Mar 26 2007, 09:08 PM']One time me and my girlfriend Melanie[/quote]My girlfriend Melanie and I, Tony. Jesus.[quote name='BALLAHOLLIC?' post='318522' date='Mar 26 2007, 09:08 PM']We had to wake up at 8 so she could go with me to the gym to watch me play basketball.[/quote]What is she, your mother? "You gotta come watch me plaaaaaaaayyyyyyy"[quote name='Pacers fan forever' post='318569' date='Mar 26 2007, 10:08 PM']One time my mom made muffins for us. Only it was really just meat balls with icing on it but it looked just like a chocolate muffin so we ate it. lol. it was sooo disgusting - my mom was laughing soo hard.[/quote]hurr hurr hurr oh lordy the laughs we had...[quote name='CB4AllStar' post='319104' date='Mar 27 2007, 06:09 PM']I've had this plan for a while. On April Fools I'm going to go into my dad's room at like 3:00 in the morning and poor water on his face....hahaha....that would be good. I don't know how I'll wake up that early though.[/quote]Use acid for extra hilarity. And video tape it.
 
<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (redneck @ Mar 26 2007, 11:20 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'>The best prank I have even seen is when my friend pranked this people that lived by him. these people are hardcore religious zealots, and they keep an iron tight grip on their daughters(both where very hot BTW), the oldest daugther was a stuck up bi*ch who we all hated, one day after the girl left for bible class or someshit, my friend decides to call up their parents pretending to be a doctor. He tells them that their oldest daughter is pregnant and has HIV, needless to say they flipped out. when the girl came back home her parents confronted her, and they got into a huge argument and her dad beat the sh*t out of her.</div>Holy Crap! I bet your friend is really proud that his prank caused this girls father to <span style="font-size:12pt;line-height:100%">beat her</span>. Way to go.
 
Okay, so at A&M we have this thing called fish camp. Basically it is a place to brainwash people into the Aggie way of life. Anyway, a few months before camp (camp is in August, obviously this was April), I decided to send an email saying I was going to quit because I felt terrible or something. It was hilarious... people were like, "I'm gonna kick your ass, Michael." It was great.fakeedit: found it
Umm, okay, I don't really know how to say this or where to start, but I'm justreally, really stressed right now. Not just with studies or friends or familyor any of that stuff. It's so hard to explain, but I'm just having trouble.So, I wish I didn't have to say this... but I don't know if I'm going to beable to follow through with fish camp... I still want to go to the BBQ and theBig Event with you guys, because I committed to them, but I'm just havingtroubles right now. It's seriously NOT AT ALL because of any of you, so don'tsay, "Oh, it's my fault" or anything. It's totally all me, it's so hard justto write this. I'm so sorry. You can still talk to me on email... I'm deletingAIM too, but you can reach me there today, at least.- Michael
Dude, I was freaking out until I realized that it's April Fool's Day. *NOT* cool! -hugs-Briana "I think my heart stopped for a moment"
^One of my awesome friends, hahaha.
Michael,This may be deemed inappropriate....BUT I'M GONNA KICK YOUR ASS! My heart literally sank. Omigosh boy! You better watch your back! Tiffany "really glad that was a joke"
Wow. I was defnitely not expecting something like that to happen...myheart pretty much sank on that one. I got that email last night and Ididn't even realize it was April Fools Day...until..hmm...like rightnow..Yeah, I went to bed like..."well..sh*t." I guess I'm prettygullible...oh well..SO HAPPY it's not true...Hope everyone is havinga great day!!! Take care!! =)Love,Jen "I just found out how gullible I am"
God, this makes me so happy. I think I'm going to pull one on some friends again this year.Maybe I'll get married. mwahahaha :shifty2:
 
I think you edited the names, Justice. I'll bet those emails were from guys but you changed it to girls so we would think you were popular with the ladies and not a flaming homo.
 
Man I suck with pranks so I don't even bother. Last year one of my friends sent a printed out letter to this teacher at school who was lonely az. He wrote that it was from this other teacher at school (female) and said she wanted to go out. We watched him run to chick teachers room and he honestly waited there! Funny as hell if u were there, my friend got caught and was suspended..
 
<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Something-To-Say @ Mar 29 2007, 02:45 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'>I think you edited the names, Justice. I'll bet those emails were from guys but you changed it to girls so we would think you were popular with the ladies and not a flaming homo.</div>Half of the counselors were guys and half were girls, the co-chairs were both girls. I didn't choose who was in the camp.
 
I stole a couple of my teachers things such as his MSU pennants and his secret stash of hair gel. The only way for him to get his stuff back was to wear a 13 sign (he is afraid of 13) and for him to recite a 13 poem.
 
<span style="font-family:Century Gothic">I didn't pull a prank this year, but I recall my greatest prank ever from 8th grade:I told two of my aunts that I'm gay and they believed me. They kept looking at eachother awkwardly and then one of them asked, "Do your parents know?" I said, "No... But please don't tell them." Then I told them that one of my friends who they always saw me playing basketball with made me gay. They both started saying, "But, Omar, being gay is so... Umm... Not good, you know? It's unholy. It's against our religion." Etc. etc. etc. It went on for a good 30 minutes before I said, "I also f*cked your son this morning... It's April Fools." They couldn't stop laughing after that.</span>
 
I couldnt dump the water on my dad because for some reason he kept on waking up whenever I walked into his room, even if I made no noise at all. I did however put a shitload of salt in the milk, and he had it for breakfeast and had to spit it out. He knew it was all in good fun, but he was kind of angry that I wasted all that milk.
 
<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (BrewCityBuck @ Mar 27 2007, 06:12 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'>A few years ago I bought a giant container of black pepper....and dumped it in my brothers pillows and under his sheets....When he came home that morning he was slamming my door and woke up my mom...got her pissed off...and my mom told him to sleep on the couch...it was worth it...it was everywhere.</div>eww bucks suck bulls change your sig
 
<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (CB4AllStar @ Mar 27 2007, 08:09 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'>I've had this plan for a while. On April Fools I'm going to go into my dad's room at like 3:00 in the morning and poor water on his face....hahaha....that would be good. I don't know how I'll wake up that early though.</div>thats when I go to bed
 
Yeah, I ended up doing that before I went to bed, but it didn't work out as planned
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Haha the other day I went into the living room and was like guys guys I broke my leg naw just kidding.It was awesome.
 
My manager is this 19 year old dominican chick with some english problems and very emotional. Anyway she was at the esspresso machine making 2 cappucinos. We have to write on the cup after the customer tells us what they want then whoever is at the machine makes the drink. But if it gets too much of course I gotta help shorty out. Thats how we do.Each person/ group that wanted a drink I wrote on 4 more cups. So she would make drinks that nobody wanted. I did this when the line was long. So there were like 30 cups near her. Frappucinos Iced chai lattes a whole bunch of stuff that takes a longer time to make. She said " Come help me!." Slight emotional yell. But why the hell would I help her with cups that arent real I just made sure she got the actual ones out the way then I was like I gotta to the bathroom, dancin n sh*t. "No you betta wait" So I ran my ass out of there like there was a bomb. She yells out "Conjo" spanish word for F*ck! She was mad pissed when I came back.. The last cup said April Fools. But all the fake cups said AF 1. Shorty was mad for a minute. ehh sh*t happens, laughed it up 4 a minute with the other workers unitl I got them too with some other stupid sh*t, it was a fake cake order by Le'Mike Tysonala and she had to call up the person if the fake card # didnt go through. I aint get caught with no AF 1 joke for about 3 years now. I wish I coulda dont much more harsh AF pranks. Whatever tho.
 
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