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I'm guessing the Wizards have a wizard as their mascot...so wouldn't he use magic to float and cast spells all over the place? In that case he would demolish the others.
 
LMAO!
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<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (#1_Yinka_Dare_Fan @ Apr 25 2008, 02:51 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'>Why reserve it? Aren't they really easy to find?</div>
For some reason they sold out and they would have more by Wednesday.
 
I'm bored enough to actually rank those mascots:

1. Phoenix Suns (global warming is going to kill us all!)
2. Washington Wizards (a wizard's a fully trained magician, plus Gandalf was friggin' badass)
3. Orlando Magic (magic can do almost anything: wingardium leviosa!)
4. Houston Rockets (its only attack is suicide, but it would take out everything in its vicinity)
5. Toronto Raptors (there's a reason the dudes in Jurassic Park feared it the most: its a reptilian killing machine)
6. Dallas Mavericks (cowboys have a gun; modern technology flexes its muscle)
7. Cleveland Cavaliers (cavaliers are like elite warriors, with huge swords and a ton of armour)
8. Memphis Grizzlies (grizzlies are friggin' beasts: probably the most dangerous of the wild animals)
9. Chicago Bulls (are damn dangerous when they get in a rage; were collectively pwned by Bugs Bunny)
10. Minnesota Timberwolves (wolves are damn good hunters and got enough endurance when hunting)
11. Golden State Warriors (has a weapon and probably underwent some sort of training, but they're woefully unarmed)
12. Detroit Pistons (wild horses can be deadly with their hindhooves, but still aren't predators)
13. Charlotte Bobcats (the weakest of the carnivores/wild animals)
14. Milwaukee Bucks (they can ram, but are still just herbivores without a killer instinct)
15. Denver Nuggets (those old miners are tough and have a pickaxe)
16. Atlanta Hawks (it can fly all it wants, but eventually it has to swoop down to attack and then it'll get the beatdown)
17. Los Angeles Clippers (at least barbers have a weapon in its razor; bonus points if its Sweeney Todd)
18. Portland Trail Blazers (pioneers/expeditioners are tough, but they don't got much besides their hands and feet)
19. Boston Celtics (short Irish leprechauns are better suited to running away than fighting)
20. Sacramento Kings (strip away their armies/kingdoms and kings are always fat, pampered pansies)
21. New Orleans Hornets (they don't die after one sting like honeybees, but you just have to swat them)
22. New York Knicks (Father Knickerbocker was a fatass)

INANIMATE THINGS
23. Seattle SuperSonics (sonic boom!)
24. Indiana Pacers (it was meant to refer to racing cars, which are sturdy and can run over things)
25. San Antonio Spurs (ask a horse: spurs can hurt like a bitch)
26. New Jersey Nets (nets can be a nuisance when you get tangled in them)
27. Los Angeles Lakers (any idiot can swim through or walk around a body of water)
28. Miami Heat (get a damn air conditioner)
29. Utah Jazz (emo is the only music that actually pains me, jazz just mellows you out)
30. Philadelphia 76ers (its a year that's passed, which means its dead already)
 
Hey the Nets have a real mascot!

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and don't mess with MINI SLY MOTHERF*****!
 
Nice job Chutney

Something I did notice though is that the Clippers were named for Clipper ships, not barbers.
 
<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Chutney @ Apr 25 2008, 05:24 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'>I'm bored enough to actually rank those mascots:

3. Orlando Magic (magic can do almost anything: wingardium leviosa!)</div>

3. Orlando Magic (Watch this breathtaking magic trick, as magician Stan Van Gundy, makes Orlando's playoff hopes disappear! Live from Boston Garden!)
 
<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Chutney @ Apr 25 2008, 05:24 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'>27. Los Angeles Lakers (any idiot can swim through or walk around a body of water)</div>

Lamar Odom can't swim, and we can drown a bunch of mascots too. :[
 
Nice Chutney, I pretty much agree with the rankings, except couldn't a Barber kill a hawk?
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<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (#1_Yinka_Dare_Fan @ Apr 25 2008, 04:46 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'>The hawk, of course. It could just fly as the other two beat the shit out of each other.</div>


Sounds like pit...

THE FIGHT IS ON
 
I'm sick of seeing "Official ....... Thread".

Can't anyone be original?
 
<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (pegs @ Apr 26 2008, 10:15 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'>I'm sick of seeing "Official ....... Thread".

Can't anyone be original?
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.... *cries in a corner*....
no
 
<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (BasX @ Apr 26 2008, 10:21 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (pegs @ Apr 26 2008, 10:15 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'>I'm sick of seeing "Official ....... Thread".

Can't anyone be original?
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.... *cries in a corner*....
no
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Haha, sorry, BasX.

My meaningless rants shouldn't be taken seriously, at all
 
<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (pegs @ Apr 26 2008, 10:22 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (BasX @ Apr 26 2008, 10:21 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (pegs @ Apr 26 2008, 10:15 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'>I'm sick of seeing "Official ....... Thread".

Can't anyone be original?
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.... *cries in a corner*....
no
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Haha, sorry, BasX.

My meaningless rants shouldn't be taken seriously, at all

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lawl its cool, but im awesome
 
Pegs didn't you create "the official hot girls thread?"
 
<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Main Event @ Apr 26 2008, 11:04 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'>Pegs didn't you create "the official hot girls thread?"</div>

He's a hypocrite.
 
<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (JCB @ Apr 26 2008, 10:08 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Main Event @ Apr 26 2008, 11:04 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'>Pegs didn't you create "the official hot girls thread?"</div>

He's a hypocrite.
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gasp! For shame...
 
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