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While I think San Francisco will improve as their young talent matures and develops, I think Tampa Bay will be a lot better this year than they were last season. Cadillac Williams was hampered by injuries last season which hopefully won't be a problem this year. We lacked an experienced quarterback last season (I mean, how many games do you expect to win when your starter is Bruce Gradkowski?
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). We filled that hole by signing Jeff Gaycia whose homosexuality doesn't affect his throwing, luckily. Also, we drafted Gaines Adams who will be able to make an impact right away and adds some youth to our veteran filled defense. Just my opinions.
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Sasha, do you read Get Fuzzy? Darby Conley has been attacking PETA quite a bit over the last few months. He brought some of the situations into a main story with his characters.

I love Get Fuzzy.
 
I know I sound really ignorant, but why the hell do they call Kobe the black mamba?
 
<div class="quote_poster">MrJ Wrote</div><div class="quote_post">I know I sound really ignorant, but why the hell do they call Kobe the black mamba?</div>

Some ish about how Kill Bill is his fav movie and Black Mamba is the codename of Uma Thurman's character.
 
<div class="quote_poster">Swish Wrote</div><div class="quote_post">We filled that hole by signing Jeff Gaycia whose homosexuality doesn't affect his throwing, luckily. </div>

That homo just married Carmella DeCesare.

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<div class="quote_poster">Shard Wrote</div><div class="quote_post">That homo just married Carmella DeCesare.

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That's his mustache. He chose a great cover up though.
 
<div class="quote_poster">Sasha Wrote</div><div class="quote_post">
They illustrate it much better than I ever could. Plus, the stuff they talk about is just the tip of the iceberg. It goes much deeper. They use funds given by ordinary folks to fight against The March of Dimes, Pediatric AIDS Foundation, and the Susan G. Komen Aids Foundation just because they do testing on animals IN ORDER TO TRY AND FIND A CURE FOR CANCER, AIDS, AND THE SUCH.

Even if animal research resulted in a cure for AIDS, we'd be against it."
-- Ingrid Newkirk, President & Co-Founder of PETA

She's on some divine-Noah's ark trip it seems.</div>
F**kin' hell. I always was turned off by the way PETA was so obnoxious, insensitive, unrealistic, etc., but I had no idea it was this friggin' ridiculous. Thanks for that link, man.

btw, I love that show.
 
Dude, I'm totally down with PETA. I have no clue what their stances on a lot of things are, nor do I care. All I know is that chicks love that ****.

If Al-Qaeda had some fly honeys, I'd be down with them too.

Fry: You guys might both be losers, but I just made out with that radiator woman from the radiator planet.
Leela: Fry, that’s a radiator.

Futurama ftw.
 
<div class="quote_poster">Shard Wrote</div><div class="quote_post">That homo just married Carmella DeCesare.

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Yeah, Jeff Garcia is really out of his league, but you know that she'll probably never really love him. I don't know his story or her story, but that's usually the case in a relationship like that.

I just saw a commercial for an anime show with a chick with gigantic tits. How sick is that ****? I know some people who are the type who get off on that stuff too, and they're weird, reclusive freaks.

Bender: Congratulations Fry, you've snagged the perfect girlfriend. Amy's rich, she's probably got other characteristics…
Leela: Bender! Romance isn't about money!
Bender: Oh, so it's just coincidence that Zoidberg here is desperately poor and miserably lonely? Please!
Leela: For your information, it's because he's hideous!
Dr. Zoidberg: Awww.

Futurame ftw, again.
 
<div class="quote_poster">Voodoo Child Wrote</div><div class="quote_post">Yeah, Jeff Garcia is really out of his league, but you know that she'll probably never really love him. I don't know his story or her story, but that's usually the case in a relationship like that.</div>

I dont know about that, shes a model, so she's probably more well off than he is, considering he isnt really a star QB in the league. She must love him, because I cant see why else she is with him
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Anyone else's myspace Project Playlist working?
 
<div class="quote_poster">Swish Wrote</div><div class="quote_post">Invalid Video Link

I love this song.</div>

me 2. It's sick. I saw it last night between commericals of Emmanual.
 
<div class="quote_poster">Umair Wrote</div><div class="quote_post">Anyone else's myspace Project Playlist working?</div>

Project Playlist?
 
<div class="quote_poster">NTC Wrote</div><div class="quote_post">I dont know about that, shes a model, so she's probably more well off than he is, considering he isnt really a star QB in the league. She must love him, because I cant see why else she is with him
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Models don't make that much money. I read this thing in Forbes a while ago that had the top 15 earning models, and once you got down to #15, you were only talking about a million a year.

Actually, here's the link. I actually don't find a lot of them attractive, especially the first two, but Alessandra Ambrosio looks beautiful from that pic (never seen any other pics of her though). Heidi Klum is hot too, but Gisele Bundchen, the top earning model, is kinda a butterface.

Anyway, point is, she's not on that list, so she makes under $1 million a year for sure, maybe she's even borderline six figures, and Jeff Garcia has a networth of about $31 million, so the big money for a lot of models is still in marrying guys like him.
 
<div class="quote_poster">Skillz Wrote</div><div class="quote_post">Emmanuel in Space?</div>

For sho!
 
<div class="quote_poster">NTC Wrote</div><div class="quote_post">Project Playlist?</div>

You can have a like 30 something songs in a playlist, you then get the code for it, paste in your profile. And instead of having one song in your profile. You can have different, like when one finishes another one starts automatically. Its a playlist.
 
Futurama is criminally underrated. It got royally shafted by Fox.

Zapp Branigan: I find the most erotic part of a woman is the boobies.
 
<div class="quote_poster">Voodoo Child Wrote</div><div class="quote_post">Bender: Congratulations Fry, you've snagged the perfect girlfriend. Amy's rich, she's probably got other characteristics…
Leela: Bender! Romance isn't about money!
Bender: Oh, so it's just coincidence that Zoidberg here is desperately poor and miserably lonely? Please!
Leela: For your information, it's because he's hideous!
Dr. Zoidberg: Awww.

Futurame ftw, again.</div>

Excellent, I'm purchasing another season to my collection on Tuesday when sales hit the stores. I also can't wait for the new episodes/movies in 2008!

One of my favorite moments is from the first season. Probably not exact, but I'm sure you'll remember it anyway:

Leela: Hey don't forget we have a crate to deliver. I don't want my first mission to be a failure.
Fry: Aww, can't we just dump it down the sewer and say we delivered it?
Bender: Too much work, let's burn it and say we dumped it down the sewer.
Leela: If you guys are done being stupid ..
Fry: Oh I had more, but go ahead.

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Yeah Project Playlist is pretty nice..I got it on mine..bout to bump It Was a Good Day right now.
 
It also had one of the smartest jokes I've ever heard on a cartoon before:

80's Guy: I was the king back in the 1980's. I was having whisky with Boesky and cookies with Milken.

I had to look it up to really appreciate it.


EDIT: That whole episode was awesome. I think it might be my favourite (along with the one where they get stuck on the Giant Amazonian's planet).

Hermes: We can't compete with Mom! Her company is big and evil! Ours is small and neutral!
'80s Guy: Switzerland is small and neutral! We are more like Germany: ambitious and misunderstood!


'80s Guy: Let's practice your execu-speak. "I'm worried about blank."
Fry: Don't you worry about blank. Let me worry about blank
[later]
Leela: Fry, we're worried about Planet Express.
Fry: Don't you worry about Planet Express. Let me worry about blank.
 
I see someone made it back from banned camp.
 
Agreed on Futurama. I'm a huge fan, so I'd probably type a lot of stuff on it, but I'm on my laptop, and I type slow as hell on this thing.

It's got the Simpsons type of humor though (same writers, all Ivy League grads and pro comedians), and it's surrealistically trippy at times (ie: the episode with the boxes that contained alternate universes, the episode where Leela goes into a coma, etc.).

This is the saddest things I've ever seen in an animated comedy too -

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That's just great, versatile writing.

Bender: Look, no offence, but I need technology. Especially e-mail and snowmobiles. And television! Without television how will I know what's buzz-worthy?
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Fry: It's all lies, every word of it. He wasn't original, he wasn't a martian, he wasn't Philip Fry, and since when is he a "the"?
Bender: You're twice the "the" he ever was.
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Narrator: [voice-over; in movie] After a whirlwind fling with Icelandic supermodel Njord, Fry scored a string of top 10 hits with his rock band Leaf Seven, known for their hypnotic rhythms, driving baselines and memorable hooks.
Fry: That's what I'm known for!

I just hope that when they come back, they don't go down the tube and start targeting younger demographics like Family Guy did.
 
<div class="quote_poster">Voodoo Child Wrote</div><div class="quote_post">Models don't make that much money. I read this thing in Forbes a while ago that had the top 15 earning models, and once you got down to #15, you were only talking about a million a year.

Actually, here's the link. I actually don't find a lot of them attractive, especially the first two, but Alessandra Ambrosio looks beautiful from that pic (never seen any other pics of her though). Heidi Klum is hot too, but Gisele Bundchen, the top earning model, is kinda a butterface.

Anyway, point is, she's not on that list, so she makes under $1 million a year for sure, maybe she's even borderline six figures, and Jeff Garcia has a networth of about $31 million, so the big money for a lot of models is still in marrying guys like him.</div>

Hmmmmmm... fair enough I guess. But still, Jeff Garcia? Surely she could've hooked up with a Rapper or somthing, lol.

<div class="quote_poster">Umair Wrote</div><div class="quote_post">You can have a like 30 something songs in a playlist, you then get the code for it, paste in your profile. And instead of having one song in your profile. You can have different, like when one finishes another one starts automatically. Its a playlist.</div>

Oh ok, how do you do it? I've never heard of this before. I want to do it to my MySpace
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It's a playlist that everyone still clicks the pause button on when they go to your page. I find that so laughable. That's the first thing people do on someone's MySpace. It's like, "I don't want to listen to your crappy music tastes, I just want to look at your pictures in those new booty shorts you have on."

Is that just me?
 
<div class="quote_poster">Sasha Wrote</div><div class="quote_post">It's a playlist that everyone still clicks the pause button on when they go to your page. I find that so laughable. That's the first thing people do on someone's MySpace. It's like, "I don't want to listen to your crappy music tastes, I just want to look at your pictures in those new booty shorts you have on."

Is that just me?</div>

No, that's me too, sans the whole booty shorts comment.

The worst are people who put country music on there (everyone I know from high school) and the white people who put obnoxious rap songs on there (everyone I know from UM). For those two reasons alone, I browse MySpace with my speakers off.
 
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