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Does anyone here know anything about writing a good application letter for jobs? I'm going for one of about four vacant positions, and I know about 30 other people will be going for them as well. So a good application letter would really help.

Something entirely different, just interested in opinions on this. New Zealand sports teams have almost always had black or blacks in their name, as that's the colour uniform they were. All Blacks, Tall Blacks and Black Sox for example. The Badminton team started a push to be known as the "black cocks". I'm entirely serious. Cock coming from shuttlecock. Marketers and media loved it, but other countries and some residents didn't. So yeah, inappropriate or a good name?
 
Well, well, well, the war has begun. Walking home again tonight, I armed myself with a big rock to throw at the people who threw the waterbomb at me last night (which missed), as I was just walking past their house (I was on the other side of the road) this kid (would've been about 14) ran out of the house, although this time I was watching their house the whole time I was walking past, he came rushing outside as I was walking by, then when he noticed I was watching him, he didnt do anything, just acted like he was doing somthing in the front yard.

How dumb can you be? To throw things at people FROM YOUR HOUSE! You're an idiot kid, I now know its you throwing the sh*t at me, I now know where you live, all the while you have no idea who I am, or where I'm from. You're f***ed. I'm not a fool, I will strike back at the right time, likely 4am one morning when I'm making my was home drunk from some club, a brick WILL be going through your front window, which at that time of the morning will hopefully add to the fear factor.
 
<div class="quote_poster">NTC Wrote</div><div class="quote_post">Well, well, well, the war has begun. Walking home again tonight, I armed myself with a big rock to throw at the people who threw the waterbomb at me last night (which missed), as I was just walking past their house (I was on the other side of the road) this kid (would've been about 14) ran out of the house, although this time I was watching their house the whole time I was walking past, he came rushing outside as I was walking by, then when he noticed I was watching him, he didnt do anything, just acted like he was doing somthing in the front yard.

How dumb can you be? To throw things at people FROM YOUR HOUSE! You're an idiot kid, I now know its you throwing the sh*t at me, I now know where you live, all the while you have no idea who I am, or where I'm from. You're f***ed. I'm not a fool, I will strike back at the right time, likely 4am one morning when I'm making my was home drunk from some club, a brick WILL be going through your front window, which at that time of the morning will hopefully add to the fear factor.</div>



You Crazy Man,
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I'v had sh*t thrown at me too, but I didn't brick a house. I just throw stuff back at the kid. Unless, his family was doing it too, then I would hit the house. But hey, you do what is best.
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A-Rod is such a douchebag, I'm glad he got nailed. Finally, Josh Tower's inability to find the strikezone came in good use.
 
<div class="quote_poster">Master Shake Wrote</div><div class="quote_post">You Crazy Man,
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I'v had sh*t thrown at me too, but I didn't brick a house. I just throw stuff back at the kid. Unless, his family was doing it too, then I would hit the house. But hey, you do what is best.
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Man, I'm just fed up. My whole life I've just let people walk over me, treat me like crap (because I always take the "bigger man" role), now I cant even walk down the street without having somthing thrown at me. Enough is enough...

"Capital Punishment" by Big Punisher has to be one of the greatest Hip-Hop albums ever made, I love that album, I'm listening to it now. I love the way it trancends too, it starts off sort of upbeat, that chill "Punish Me", "Glamour Life", "Still Not A Player" type sh*t, then it moves into that dark, gritty, hardcore street stuff like "Boomerang", "The Dream Shatterer", "Fast Money" etc. Pun was sick with his delivery too, hearing him spit a verse is poetry in motion.
 
<div class="quote_poster">Chutney Wrote</div><div class="quote_post">A-Rod is such a douchebag, I'm glad he got nailed. Finally, Josh Tower's inability to find the strikezone came in good use.</div>

A-Rod is the kind of guy who if I played against him, hit him as hard as I could. I hate him so much, he just angers me. He may be skilled, but he is crap at defence sometimes. If I were a pitcher, I would hit him as hard as I could.
 
<div class="quote_poster">Quote:</div><div class="quote_post">I?ve been taking public transportation for all my life, but never have I witnessed anything as funny as I did on the 2 train. The conversation went something like this:

Man: How you doing, Ma? My name is Andre.
Woman: ?(silence)?..
Man: It?s aight, you ugly anyway.
Woman: Is that why you decided to talk to me?
Man: I just said hello. Trust me, I?ve got plenty of girls.
Woman: Whatever.
Man: (In a much higher volume) Just look at me and look at you. Tell me why in the hell do I need your ugly ass?
Woman: But you were trying to talk to me dickhead!
Man: Bitch, please. I just got my Bachelor?s degree in engineering. I?m going places (dude looked about 40+ years old, lol.) Bitch, you stupid! And I would say that in front of your man too!
Woman: I don?t have a man, I have a wife?because of dickheads like you. You have that degree and everything but probably have a little dick.
Man: My **** is huge! WTF are you talking about!
Woman: Whatever!

<5 minutes of silence>

Man: If this were 10 years ago I would?ve peed on you.
People on the train: loooooool
Woman: I love golden showers, I?m a freak! And I eat ***** probably like you since your girl probably can?t do anything with your little dick.
Man: Please.

<5 minutes silence>

Man: (stands up and walks to door since his stop is coming up) Have a good day
Woman: ?(silence)?.
Man: Bitch!
Woman: You at it again? Get you and little dick off the train.

I know it probably doesn?t sound funny on paper. It?s the type of thing where you have to be in the situation. That really made my day though.</div>

LMAO....that's just great...
 
<div class="quote_poster">huevonkiller Wrote</div><div class="quote_post">WTF DREAM, I just remembered something lol.

You sly bastard, you avoided that Dirk sig bet...

Is anyone going to do something about that?</div>
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Time for my "annual" name change lol.
 
Can I get any questions that don't have to deal with Kool-Aid or McDonalds??

OMFGZ!!! Kool-Aid and McDonalds!!! I'm so cool LOLZZ!!
 
^Nope. I told you Brian.


PSP is comin' in the mail in an hour or two. Also got about 4 games and a 2 GB mem stick too. Man Target shipped it fast..I ordered it on Monday lol.
 
<div class="quote_poster">Smitty Wrote</div><div class="quote_post">^Nope. I told you Brian.</div>

At least I'm not getting beat by Umair
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<div class="quote_poster">Quote:</div><div class="quote_post">At least I'm not getting beat by Umair </div>

Pft, he's nothin without his porn stache and rap videos with Pakman.
 
The Super Villain

(will be my new SN)
 
Well I understand why you people don't like A-Rod, but I don't see why you have to resort to hitting the guy at the knees.

<div class="quote_poster">NTC Wrote</div><div class="quote_post">Well, well, well, the war has begun. Walking home again tonight, I armed myself with a big rock to throw at the people who threw the waterbomb at me last night (which missed), as I was just walking past their house (I was on the other side of the road) this kid (would've been about 14) ran out of the house, although this time I was watching their house the whole time I was walking past, he came rushing outside as I was walking by, then when he noticed I was watching him, he didnt do anything, just acted like he was doing somthing in the front yard.

How dumb can you be? To throw things at people FROM YOUR HOUSE! You're an idiot kid, I now know its you throwing the sh*t at me, I now know where you live, all the while you have no idea who I am, or where I'm from. You're f***ed. I'm not a fool, I will strike back at the right time, likely 4am one morning when I'm making my was home drunk from some club, a brick WILL be going through your front window, which at that time of the morning will hopefully add to the fear factor.</div>

LMAO you're my hero. Great post.

<div class="quote_poster">Chutney Wrote</div><div class="quote_post">
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Nah forget about it, that was too long ago and I was wasted when I wrote that. DREAM is a phony.
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<div class="quote_poster">Karma Wrote</div><div class="quote_post">I like them. They're much more convienient to wear casually than other jerseys IMO, especially if you have the full-sleeve jerseys.</div>

I don't like soccer jerseys as much as hockey jerseys. I don't like the feel of long sleeve soccer or rugby jerseys on the skin because of the material. Both of which are basically the same. Ice hockey jerseys are like sweaters and they breathe well. Clima Cool jerseys from Adidas are nice though, I like the material. I think the best way to wear a soccer jersey is by wearing it over a long sleeve cotton shirt.
 
NTC, maybe you should grow up a little? The kid is 14...you're a grown ass man. Get over it, it's a damn water balloon.

A psp Smitty? Aren't those things out of style?
 
<div class="quote_poster">Chutney Wrote</div><div class="quote_post">NTC, throw a piss balloon at them.</div>

Period blood balloon. Its up to you to collect the blood though...
 
My cousin just called me and said he saw Ron Artest in Carneseca Arena!

I was thinking about going over there today but decided to stay at home instead since it was so hot. Damn, I wish I went today.
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<div class="quote_poster">Mamba Wrote</div><div class="quote_post">NTC, maybe you should grow up a little? The kid is 14...you're a grown ass man. Get over it, it's a damn water balloon.

A psp Smitty? Aren't those things out of style?</div>

The 14 year old needs to be taught a lesson. I think throwing a brick at the window is overboard, but scarring him to the point he pees in his pants sounds reasonable. Or set a bag of poop on fire and leave at the door step.
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MrJ - BMY up 1% yesterday up over 2% today
 
<div class="quote_poster">NTC Wrote</div><div class="quote_post">Well, well, well, the war has begun. Walking home again tonight, I armed myself with a big rock to throw at the people who threw the waterbomb at me last night (which missed), as I was just walking past their house (I was on the other side of the road) this kid (would've been about 14) ran out of the house, although this time I was watching their house the whole time I was walking past, he came rushing outside as I was walking by, then when he noticed I was watching him, he didnt do anything, just acted like he was doing somthing in the front yard.

How dumb can you be? To throw things at people FROM YOUR HOUSE! You're an idiot kid, I now know its you throwing the sh*t at me, I now know where you live, all the while you have no idea who I am, or where I'm from. You're f***ed. I'm not a fool, I will strike back at the right time, likely 4am one morning when I'm making my was home drunk from some club, a brick WILL be going through your front window, which at that time of the morning will hopefully add to the fear factor.</div>
That's nothing. Back in high school my friends threw all types of stuff trash cans, police cones, beer bottles and basically anything in sight. One of the funniest moments in my high school career is when one of my friends threw a bottle of piss at someone. Pretty messed up but funny nonetheless.
 
<div class="quote_poster">shapecity Wrote</div><div class="quote_post">The 14 year old needs to be taught a lesson. I think throwing a brick at the window is overboard, but scarring him to the point he pees in his pants sounds reasonable. Or set a bag of poop on fire and leave at the door step.
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MrJ - BMY up 1% yesterday up over 2% today</div>
So should I wait until it reaches $26 (is that its intrinsic value?) or buy it when it's getting hot?

Btw, do you know of any sites where I can get some history (preferably 10 years) of a stock's ROIC, EPS, equity, and cash?
 
I donno if I mentioned this on here before, but I met Ron Artest back when he was a Bull. He was already an asshole back then.
 
<div class="quote_poster">M Two One Wrote</div><div class="quote_post">I donno if I mentioned this on here before, but I met Ron Artest back when he was a Bull. He was already an asshole back then.</div>

No, not at all. Artest is a nice guy in real life, Tyson Chandler is the asshole. He just seemed like he really didn't wanna be there signing autographs.

Chris Duhon is also a really nice guy.
 
<div class="quote_poster">MrJ Wrote</div><div class="quote_post">So should I wait until it reaches $26 (is that its intrinsic value?) or buy it when it's getting hot?

Btw, do you know of any sites where I can get some history (preferably 10 years) of a stock's ROIC, EPS, equity, and cash?</div>

I would wait until drops. They already made a dividend payment on August 1st, and I don't think they will make anymore this year.

Yahoo Finance should give you all the info you need for any stock.

http://finance.yahoo.com/q?s=BMY
 
<div class="quote_poster">Ed! Wrote</div><div class="quote_post">No, not at all. Artest is a nice guy in real life, Tyson Chandler is the asshole. He just seemed like he really didn't wanna be there signing autographs.

Chris Duhon is also a really nice guy.</div>

I'm sure they're just like the rest of us. They have their good days and bad days, maybe M Two One caught him on a bad day, Artest seems to have a lot of those.
 
on second thought NTC, the period piss balloon idea sounds good. Maybe get half of each?
 
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