Rip City Two 3 on 3 team

[SlyPokerDog]

It would be pretty epic if someone had a Bones level meltdown about you in a game thread.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

 

[H.C.]

Hopefully Honki will be healthy.. I think we'll be more talented this year.

@SlyPokerDog I can't figure out how to upload a video from my phone to this thread.

 

[H.C.]

I don't mind paying for a jersey if that is an option. Is it just the picture or is that a really short team?

It was fairly short, but outside of one guy. The people with height weren't skilled enough to take advantage of it.
But I'm 6'1

 

[hoopsjock]

It was fairly short, but outside of one guy. The people with height weren't skilled enough to take advantage of it.
But I'm 6'1

Which one is you? What number?

I'm gonna completely unlock our offense. I got a post game and love to pass so we can play inside out.

 

[BonesJones]

Bones #20 is 6'4.

6'5!

 

[BonesJones]

It would be pretty epic if someone had a Bones level meltdown about you in a game thread.

It'd be dope to live stream it.

 

[H.C.]

Which one is you? What number?

I'm gonna completely unlock our offense. I got a post game and love to pass so we can play inside out.

Offense really wasn't the issue last year. It was moreso mismatches on defense.
With Torey and I being the only two who could really move our feet. That end was a struggle at times.
No excuses tho. The team who knocked us out day 2 deserved it. Tho they did get like 11 or 12 points at the free throw line.

Will say tho, I think I read you're 6'8?
As long as you can provide a little helpside if a perimeter defender gets beat. We should be fine.
Last year that was Torey. Which I'm sure he'll do again this year.
But he couldn't really do that when perimeter defenders were allowing straight line drives to the hoop.

Edit - I'm #8

 

[H.C.]

I agree with @Fonzthecpt1 should get together somewhere.
I have no issues with going into Portland and getting a little run in with you guys.

 

[BonesJones]

I agree with @Fonzthecpt1 should get together somewhere.
I have no issues with going into Portland and getting a little run in with you guys.

Portland is so far awayyyy

 

[BonesJones]

Offense really wasn't the issue last year. It was moreso mismatches on defense.
With Torey and I being the only two who could really move our feet. That end was a struggle at times.
No excuses tho. The team who knocked us out day 2 deserved it. Tho they did get like 11 or 12 points at the free throw line.

Will say tho, I think I read you're 6'8?
As long as you can provide a little helpside if a perimeter defender gets beat. We should be fine.
Last year that was Torey. Which I'm sure he'll do again this year.
But he couldn't really do that when perimeter defenders were allowing straight line drives to the hoop.

Edit - I'm #8

Yeah just give me a rim protector and food roll man and we'll be fine. If Dviss can create, that'll be fine. Didn't really trust the other guys so I tried to force a lot myself but I can pass well and I'm deliberate.. lmao.

 

[hoopsjock]

Offense really wasn't the issue last year. It was moreso mismatches on defense.
With Torey and I being the only two who could really move our feet. That end was a struggle at times.
No excuses tho. The team who knocked us out day 2 deserved it. Tho they did get like 11 or 12 points at the free throw line.

Will say tho, I think I read you're 6'8?
As long as you can provide a little helpside if a perimeter defender gets beat. We should be fine.
Last year that was Torey. Which I'm sure he'll do again this year.
But he couldn't really do that when perimeter defenders were allowing straight line drives to the hoop.

Edit - I'm #8

I'm 6'6". I don't really have much hops anymore but I try to make up for that with positioning and reads. Protecting the rim is more about timing anyway.

Yeah just give me a rim protector and food roll man.

I don't know how good my food rolling skills are. We might need HCP for that.

 

[CupWizier]

As you know may or may not know we have a team in this year's 3 on 3 tourney and we're playing in the media division. This is really cool and it would be great if some of you could show up and cheer on the team.

He is the list of teams in the media division:

KOIN
Oregon Sports News
Uproxx/DIME
KGW
Locked On Blazers
Portland Trail Blazers
Rip City Two
CSN Northwest
JAM'N 107
Z100
Rip City Radio
750 The Game

Will you be providing free beer?

 

[SlyPokerDog]

Will you be providing free beer?

This is a thread from last year.

 

[Orion Bailey]

This is a thread from last year.

And?? We are both now asking for this year!!!

 

[Orion Bailey]

Seriously if you do this next year ,you should raise the price of the Jersey up $10 from your cost and make extras to sell to offset the cost of the Jerseys the players are wearing, or ask for donations. I would buy one next year for sure just to help with the costs, those are bad ass.

Except.. you ruined the fricking picture with your Orlando, or Charlotte or WhateverTF shoe you are wearing that clearly isnt Blazers colors...Traitor!

No wonder we lost... Fricken GM has his eyes set on another team for the offseason!! Hes cashed in and sipping martinis on some Florida beach already.....

So whats up with the extra jerseys? Are there any for sale or do i need to wear my damn sisters cheerleading outfit to this thing again?

 

[SlyPokerDog]

I got the jerseys from the Adidas Employee Store. I believe they were part of the James Harden collection. Adidas will not have them again. They only have the very latest in their clothing and shoes and will not have something from a year old. Denny has gone MIA for going on 2 months now. I do not have access to the forum accounts. I will cover small things out of my own pocket like mailing swag but I am not going to cover the cost of new jerseys and the printing of them.

Since I have font and printer files I will pay out of my own pocket the price of printing a RC2 jersey for @hoopsjock if one of you internet detectives can find one of those jerseys new somewhere.

 

[CupWizier]

This is a thread from last year.

I still want free beer

 

[Orion Bailey]

I got the jerseys from the Adidas Employee Store. I believe they were part of the James Harden collection. Adidas will not have them again. They only have the very latest in their clothing and shoes and will not have something from a year old. Denny has gone MIA for going on 2 months now. I do not have access to the forum accounts. I will cover small things out of my own pocket like mailing swag but I am not going to cover the cost of new jerseys and the printing of them.

Since I have font and printer files I will pay out of my own pocket the price of printing a RC2 jersey for @hoopsjock if one of you internet detectives can find one of those jerseys new somewhere.

How much are this years jerseys?

 

[CupWizier]

I got the jerseys from the Adidas Employee Store. I believe they were part of the James Harden collection. Adidas will not have them again. They only have the very latest in their clothing and shoes and will not have something from a year old. Denny has gone MIA for going on 2 months now. I do not have access to the forum accounts. I will cover small things out of my own pocket like mailing swag but I am not going to cover the cost of new jerseys and the printing of them.

Since I have font and printer files I will pay out of my own pocket the price of printing a RC2 jersey for @hoopsjock if one of you internet detectives can find one of those jerseys new somewhere.

I believe Denny is now working for Trump as the Chief of Suck Up.

 

[SlyPokerDog]

How much are this years jerseys?

No clue. I haven't looked into anything yet.

If someone can find a new jersey somewhere that is like last year's jersey I will just have that printed up for @hoopsjock.

 

[SlyPokerDog]

Hey @BonesJones can you look at your jersey and see what the tag says. Name, model number, any information to search for it on the interwebs.

Thanks.

 

[Orion Bailey]

Hey @BonesJones can you look at your jersey and see what the tag says. Name, model number, any information to search for it on the interwebs.

Thanks.

Bam. Good call.

Like i said last year, i might be able to help out with this.
Im sure we can figure something out to get the guys jerseys, a pool donoation, a car wash... cause you look good in short shorts.

Something though.

 

[bodyman5000 and 1]

Why didn't you get one for HCP last year? We could make it into two more.

 

[bodyman5000 and 1]

You could get crandc to sew it up. Haha. I think that's funny. That's all that matters @Orion Bailey

 

[Orion Bailey]

You could get crandc to screw it up. Haha. I think that's funny. That's all that matters @Orion Bailey

How would she screw it up? vohhh no. Im not going there. That sounds like some pimpery to me...

 

[bodyman5000 and 1]

How would she screw it up? vohhh no. Im not going there. That sounds like some pimpery to me...

You made me think I made a typo buttface.

 

[hoopsjock]

I got the jerseys from the Adidas Employee Store. I believe they were part of the James Harden collection. Adidas will not have them again. They only have the very latest in their clothing and shoes and will not have something from a year old. Denny has gone MIA for going on 2 months now. I do not have access to the forum accounts. I will cover small things out of my own pocket like mailing swag but I am not going to cover the cost of new jerseys and the printing of them.

Since I have font and printer files I will pay out of my own pocket the price of printing a RC2 jersey for @hoopsjock if one of you internet detectives can find one of those jerseys new somewhere.

Sly, you don't have to do that. I am more than happy to pay for it.

 

[Orion Bailey]

You made me think I made a typo buttface.

It wasnt until I had quoted it and has half way through my response that I realized you didn't and I read it wrong, but figured id continue for the hell of t. lol.

 

[bodyman5000 and 1]

It wasnt until I had quoted it and has half way through my response that I realized you didn't and I read it wrong, but figured id continue for the hell of t. lol.

I just didn't wanna look stupid when making a sexist joke about crandc.

 

[bodyman5000 and 1]

Too bad it ain't 20 years ago. You could have a 6'2" 245lb white guy hitting threes and dunking on people.