Science and Religion questions (2 Viewers)

[magnifier661]

Mags is like the MacGuyver of science fiction ideas. He can cobble together a Grand Theory of Everything from just a periodic table, an episode of Doctor Who, and some duct tape.

Some call that "a good bullshitter"

 

[magnifier661]

As trip would say. If the entire S2 board believed in young earth; I would debate them that the universe is 30 billion years old; just to increase the pot size!

 

[TripTango]

Some call that "a good bullshitter"

Dude, you should totally go into business.

 

[magnifier661]

Dude, you should totally go into business.

I have and we are pretty successful

 

[TripTango]

I have and we are pretty successful

 

[magnifier661]

Doh!!!!!!

 

[magnifier661]

Think I will get a Nobel prize?!

The real story of noah and the ark.

Yep what the bible didn't mention was that the ark wasn't a boat. It was a space ship that had all the DNA pairs of all animals! A group of families where transported to various parts of earth to repopulate the area.

The process was , boom ice age; then used the power of the sun; concentrated through some magnification to melt the ice so quickly and form huge perspiration. Then using magnets; the spaceship directed the fog to the farthest poles of earth and quickly froze it with nitrogen.

This is why there was more nitrogen and carbon in the ice caps!

Oh and the Neanderthals are just what humans looked like before the flood!

 

[TripTango]

[video]http://www.hulu.com/watch/143249[/video]

EDIT: And actually, the original is equally amusing.

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[julius]

[video]http://www.hulu.com/watch/143249[/video]

EDIT: And actually, the original is equally amusing.

[video=youtube;_-agl0pOQfs]

Now the SNL skit makes sense!

I totally have a thing for Nasim Pedrad (and Parminder Nagra...)

Errr..I mean..Science!

 

[VanillaGorilla]

Mags is like the MacGuyver of science fiction ideas. He can cobble together a Grand Theory of Everything from just a periodic table, an episode of Doctor Who, and some duct tape.

This made me LOL, but I still don't understand how you, westnob, and others can handle.. this. I had to refrain from contributing a while ago or risk experiencing a big bang of my own.

 

[magnifier661]

This made me LOL, but I still don't understand how you, westnob, and others can handle.. this. I had to refrain from contributing a while ago or risk experiencing a big bang of my own.

It could be that your actual understanding isn't in the league.

 

[Denny Crane]

"GOD" is "DOG" spelled backwards.

Just sayin'

 

[BLAZINGGIANTS]

"GOD" is "DOG" spelled backwards.

Just sayin'

And "God" spelled backwards is "doG".

Just sayin'.

 

[Denny Crane]

And "God" spelled backwards is "doG".

Just sayin'.

It's almost like the matter <-> energy equivalency thing

 

[ABM]

Today is Good Friday. I'm grateful for what Christ did for me on the cross.

 

[magnifier661]

It's almost like the matter <-> energy equivalency thing

You got it!!!!! God is of all things. Matter and energy is all things! I think there is hope for you yet!

 

[ABM]

Well, there ya go...

http://gma.yahoo.com/blogs/abc-blog...aims-real-121809828--abc-news-topstories.html

 

[crowTrobot]

Well, there ya go...

http://gma.yahoo.com/blogs/abc-blog...aims-real-121809828--abc-news-topstories.html

i wonder how closely jesus's DNA matched chimpanzee

 

[Denny Crane]

i wonder how closely jesus's DNA matched chimpanzee

Prove he had DNA?

 

[crowTrobot]

Prove he had DNA?

the researcher trying to authenticate the shroud seems to think he might have

"The shroud can never replace faith," he added. "I don't think we can ever know for sure whether the shroud is absolutely authentic because we don't have the DNA of Jesus to match it up with something that we might extract from the shroud itself

 

[ABM]

i wonder how closely jesus's DNA matched chimpanzee

No you don't

 

[SlyPokerDog]

Today is Good Friday. I'm grateful for what Christ did for me on the cross.

 

[ABM]

Not able to open your picture. I'm certain it was reverent.

 

[SlyPokerDog]

Not able to open your picture. I'm certain it was reverent.

 

[VanillaGorilla]

It could be that your actual understanding isn't in the league.

Could be, but it's not.

 

[oldguy]

Will you prey to God:

When you find out you are dying, and it's going to be bad?

When someone steals your child or grandchild?

When your Father has a heart attack?

When your Mother has cancer?

When your preemie baby is in an incubator?

When you go in for your vasectomy?

If you hear that North Korea has launched a nuclear attack on the US?

Just wondering.

 

[VanillaGorilla]

Will you prey to God:

When you find out you are dying, and it's going to be bad?

When someone steals your child or grandchild?

When your Father has a heart attack?

When your Mother has cancer?

When your preemie baby is in an incubator?

When you go in for your vasectomy?

If you hear that North Korea has launched a nuclear attack on the US?

Just wondering.

No.

 

[crowTrobot]

Will you prey to God:

When you find out you are dying, and it's going to be bad?

When someone steals your child or grandchild?

When your Father has a heart attack?

When your Mother has cancer?

When your preemie baby is in an incubator?

When you go in for your vasectomy?

If you hear that North Korea has launched a nuclear attack on the US?

Just wondering.

a vasectomy lol? could at least have said brain tumor removal or something

 

[magnifier661]

i wonder how closely jesus's DNA matched chimpanzee

If he is man, then why wouldn't it be?

 

[julius]

I'm glad someone kind of went back to what the OP was trying to get at (but lost interested and steam).

Will you prey to God:

When you find out you are dying, and it's going to be bad?

I don't know. In what context? bad in the sense of pain, and suffering? I'd probably come to peace with it.

When someone steals your child or grandchild?

I'd probably go to the police.

When your Father has a heart attack?

When your Mother has cancer?

Well, my dad didn't have a heart attack and my mother didn't have cancer, but my dad did have cancer. I didn't pray (nor did I when my grandmother did). He didn't die from it, and he's doing fine now. He was very positive during it, and he's not very religious either. As for my grandmother, she died of cancer, but after like her 4th bout with it. And realistically, she died because of a broken heart (her boyfriend at the time died, and within 6 months she was gone).

When your preemie baby is in an incubator?

I'd probably ask for positive vibes, not so sure I'd "pray"

When you go in for your vasectomy?

? That's a minor operation..

If you hear that North Korea has launched a nuclear attack on the US?

Well, no. If there is a "god" and he allowed something like that to happen, and was relying on my prayer to fix it, that's a very lazy and self righteous god.

Just wondering.

thanks for asking.