OT Sly's house of random, 2019 edition

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https://katu.com/news/local/police-...bHa6szNRuXw8KCakUF21qyA4GWvDNtijhEvzuiWWTExkk

Some S2’er just got locked up. I prefer S2’ers that weren’t arrested in a onesie
Oh come on, did you have to tell the world? And more importantly why did you link us to my photo? Besides, Sly said he does it all the time and the homeowner would consider it a prank, have a laugh, fix me a cup of coffee and send me home if I were even to get caught in the first place.

Sly, I blame you.

Here's a tip. When you're feeling low or if you're having a tiff with someone else here in S2, just blame Sly. You'll be amazed at how much better you'll feel when you transfer all your problems to Sly.
 
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Sooooo.......my wife returned from Cambodia yesterday as she was on a business/missions trip. Last evening she's, like, "I bought a bunch of great gifts for everyone...including you!"...and proceeds to pull purses, jewelry, and the like out of her bag. She finally gets to my presents and described the store she was in, all the many items they had...including some in the "behind the case" section. So, she trots out these outstanding name brand (I'm certain knockoff) items as pictured, below.

I laughed when she told me how much she paid for these items:

Omega Watch - $65
Rolex Submariner Watch - $67
Oakley Sunglasses - $2
Ray-Ban Sunglasses - $2

Heh, what can I say. It's very interesting to me, though, that these items look, feel, and operate like the genuine article.

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The photo of the elderly folks shows a driver who looks like ABM, a passenger in the front seat who looks a tad like me and a passenger in the back seat who looks something like Sly. I must have been incredibly drunk (very possible) because I don't recall the incident.

Geez, Sly, you and ABM look old while I look young and virile.
Ah, but the women, the older they get the better they look.
 
Wait...isn't this the Sly's House of Random thread? I mean, what doesn't fit??
It was originally posted in the Blazers media day thread and it got moved here so now my comment doesn't make sense, lol.
 
I just bought a new shaver. This bad boy has got to be the BEST electric shaver I've owned in my entire life! (I can't do blade)

Amazon product ASIN B00FPQ70Z2
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