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Bro, I use the classic spring trap from Dollar Tree with Peanut butter as the perfect bait.

In retrospect, that would've been my better choice. I should have started with that for sure. We actually thought it might be a squirrel, hence the call to the pest guy.
 
View attachment 37498If you have ants, this really works. Bait traps are ineffective.
I've had ants off and on for the last three years of the 5 1/2 years we've lived in this house. I just feel anxious about using ant poison in the area where we have the most problems, the kitchen. They always find something, crumbs in the toaster oven, food waste in the sink's drain, some crumbs not adequately cleaned up on the counter or kitchen table.
By the way, we've only used our dining room once, maybe twice, in the 5 1/2 years we've lived here and that was a large Thanksgiving dinner we hosted for our close and extended families. Seems like a waste.
 
My wife and I watch a lot of foreign movies (specifically from Vietnam, Hong Kong, and Korea). Better dialogs and plots than a lot of Hollywood movies. We don't watch action movies, so wouldn't know much about the quality of their special effects and CGI.
Koreans make two great genre movies:
1. Science fictions;
2. Tragedies, aka tear jerkers.
We watch those.
My wife loves American and Korean soap operas. I can stand the Korean ones but not the American ones.
Korean movies win a lot of foreign awards and deservedly so.
Get ready to cry in every Korean genre. Koreans love to cry. They love to drink alcohol and they love to entertain you in their home. They are also very polite.
 
My wife and I watch a lot of foreign movies (specifically from Vietnam, Hong Kong, and Korea). Better dialogs and plots than a lot of Hollywood movies. We don't watch action movies, so wouldn't know much about the quality of their special effects and CGI.
These movies are intended to offer the bottom of the special effects barrel. Did you make it to the end?
 
My wife loves Korean's tear jerkers soap operas. I try to leave her alone when she gets into it.

Do you speak/understand Korean?
Yes, I can speak a little and can read it since it is largely phonetic. They have 25 characters and somewhere around 10 dipthongs. A dipthong in English is th, ng, ow, ou, sh, ch, oi and oy. That's eight dipthongs in English. There are probably more if I could just think of them. Once you learn the 25 characters and their sounds you can read Korean. There are a few exceptions such as the character making the hard 'g' sound when placed at the end of a syllable changes to an 'm' sound. English has more exceptions than Korean. You can see that with a little bit of effort you can pick up Korean without a lot of difficulty.
Korean, like German, has an honorific speech when you're talking to someone older or more important such as a teacher or government official, a doctor, etc.
Polite Koreans, which is most of them, place the right hand, turned up, just above the elbow when either shaking hands or accepting something such as food or drink. Of course they bow like all Asians. They also do not wear shoes in the house. You can either slip off your shoes and wear house slippers or just wear your socks which is what we do. And again like a lot of cultures and all Asians I can think of Koreans practice the Latin "mi casa es tu casa", my house is your house. My wife didn't know dirty words in English and even didn't know them in Korean. She learned some dirty words in English by hearing them repeatedly in her work place. She hated hearing them.
This is how my wife is: We had some workmen trimming some of our larger trees which had limbs dead and hanging after our ice storm. She gave them all cold soft drinks. When Lunch time came she fixed them sandwiches and side dishes. Our neighbors paid for the workmen, $700, she found out and went over to their house and gave them $700 which she thought was excessive but never uttered a word about it. Just like Koreans out neighbors refused the money until she forced it on them. She appreciated their gestures so much that she took them a gallon jar of hot kim chee that they like. We just love neighbors like that. We have a yard care service once a week and we sometimes have our yard service to some work on an older couple's yard who live next door, they are so very nice, offering to drive me anywhere I need to go, knowing I'm disabled. Yep, we love our neighborhood.
Geez, I can drift off on some really long winded subjects when trying to answer a brief question. Well, that's me.
 
I think most Asian countries do all of that. Respecting your elders is a big deal. Use two hands when handing an elderly person something.

It can be confusing for nonnative speakers to learn, but you address your aunts, uncles, grandparents, and siblings differently based on their age and which side of the family they're from. For example, if I had a sister and she has children, her children would call me uncle but with a different word than what my brothers' children call me. If one of my brothers was younger than me, his children would call me by a different word than what my older brother’s children call me.


Let me know when one of your neighbors move out and I'll move in to take advantage of your wife's generosity! :bgrin:
In Korean they have a different word for boy's older aunt on his mom's side and a different one on his fathers side, and so it goes for his ordered list of aunts according to their rank by age. Then they have the list for their mother's side. Then they add the word boo for their aunt's and uncle's spouse. Then they have different words for your sister depending on whether it's a boy or girl and whether she's older than you or younger, same goes for a girl's sister or brother depending on their age rank. So, my nieces on my wife's side call me either Imo boo if their mother is my wife's sister and Gomo boo if on their father's side my wife is his sister. It all can get a little complicated. My wife's sisters all have told me they want to be called Noonah, which a younger brother would call his older sister because they were very very happy with my marriage to their younger sister and wanted to feel extra close. I've used it so often that I can't remember either their name for a younger brother-in-law or a younger brother (because they all call me Lanny, American custom). My wife is Imo to her sisters' children and her best friend's (Korean) children, they call me uncle even though they are both adopted children from Korea. That makes me Imo boo. On her brother's side, his children call me Gomo boo.
Even explaining it gets complicated
Yeah, receiving things in Korea can be done politely either with placing the right hand under the elbow or by using two hands. I usually use the right hand under my left elbow when either shaking hands for the first time but I think there are times when you should use both hands such as when you are handed a beverage, particularly a alcoholic beverage. My Korean teacher in Bellevue, Washington was a tea teetotaler but he said even he must receive an alcoholic beverage offered and must touch it to his lips but it's not a requirement to actually drink any of it. I think he taught us to receive beverages using two hands. Can't quite recall the detail because it's been about 35 years. Koreans will be extremely happy if you speak any Korean words at all or know any customs at all. They all tell me my Korean is perfect even though I know it to be badly botched. I always try very hard to pronounce foreign words correctly. I speak better German than Korean and always try to pronounce German correctly, ditto for Korean. I know a few words in several languages and try to pronounce them correctly also.
I've asked my wife if I speak Korean with an accent and she has assured me that despite my best efforts I do have an American accent which she finds cute. Oh well, she speaks English with thick Korean accent, so there. Yes, I find that very cute.
 
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Being Disabled Has Its Perks. Josh Blue - Full Special. :bgrin:

 
Being Disabled Has Its Perks. Josh Blue - Full Special. :bgrin:


When I was a teenager I took care of a man who had cerebral palsy much worse than this comedian. He was going to college where he got his degree. They made one or two movies about him. Also, he wrote one book, Sam and His Cart. I did everything for Art. I gave him his baths, helped him get dressed after using the toilet, spoon fed him and spent a lot of time talking with him. Art Honeyman had the best sense of humor I had ever encountered up to that time. I recall many many times where he made me laugh 'till I cried. I think he lived with us about two years while he was attending Portland State University. We had a ramp constructed so he could use it to get in and out of the house. For a while my dad would shuttle him to the University from our house in N.W. Portland on Northrup street. I loved that guy even though it was quite a burden seeing to his nearly every physical need. I also know that I provided a lot of sociological experience for him. I remember him trying to turn the pages on his text books which he insisted on doing himself. He tried to do as much as possible by himself even walking the long distance from our house to the university on occasion.
Thanks for jogging my memory.
Incidentally, I've seen nothing in neither of the two movies about him nor any of the thumbnail biographies about him that mentioned all of the effort we provided during his mid college years but trust me, I know all about Art Honeyman.
Our experience with Art prompted my mom to buy as much as she could from another famous man with cerebral palsy who was a Fuller Brush salesman who also sold other stuff like light bulbs. We must have had light bulbs to last us for decades. They made a movie about that guy, also. I remember many times when he came to our front door.
 
That's a pic of my great-nephew on the left. You probably know who the dude on the right is. Fast times we live in. Getting faster all the time.

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This is about as random as fuck.

A bit earlier, I clicked on this article due to the title, The ‘No-Nos’ of Tule Lake.

Right away I start thinking that I know the name Tule Lake. An instant later I had a "duh moment" as I realize that I used to live there back in spring/summer of 1984. I lived there, in the camp itself, for a few months with my girlfriend and her family. I remember it was 1984 because we watched the Olympic torch pass through town on it's way down to Los Angeles that year. I didn't like living there at the time, and was happy when came back to Oregon.

Here is the article, in case anyone wants to check it out.

https://www.latimes.com/projects/ja...r-ii-camp-speak-out/?utm_source=pocket-newtab
 
This is for all of our "refined" and mentally unstable members.
 
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