OT Sly's house of random, 2021 edition

[UncleCliffy'sDaddy]

Met (face-to-face) my beautiful wife 5 years ago today at PDX. Took her to McCormick & Schmick's for dinner, then to Huber's for a Spanish Coffee nightcap. Following that, we walked along the waterfront. While walking near the Hawthorne Bridge, to my surprise, I saw a homeless person beginning to drop his drawers to defecate on the lawn. I was a bit shocked, but acted quickly. I spun my gal around and laid a big kiss on her. We made out until the derelict was finished with his business. My wife and I laugh about it today because she never saw a thing. Heh, only in Portland.

McCormack & Schmicks for dinner
Spanish coffees at Hubers
Walking the waterfront near the Hawthorne Bridge
Homeless guy shitting on the lawn

Sounds like just another stereotypical date night in Portland……

 

[ABM]

McCormack & Schmicks for dinner
Spanish coffees at Hubers
Walking the waterfront near the Hawthorne Bridge
Homeless guy shitting on the lawn

Sounds like just another stereotypical date night in Portland……

 

[Lanny]

We've all had plenty of Spanish coffees but have you ever had a coffee nudge born here in Portland?
My wife and I used to go to McCormick & Schmick's often. We almost always had something seafood. We always had an oysters on the half shell, me with a Guinness stout on tap and my wife with a hefeweizen with a wedge of lemon. My favorites are the Fanny Bays from Vancouver Island, British Columbia. I've also had the best fried oysters in my life there. But my standby was the grilled medium rare Chinook (aka King) salmon although the best I ever had was at Ray's Boathouse in Seattle.

 

[SlyPokerDog]

 

[SlyPokerDog]

 

[ABM]

Dude nails it.

 

[riverman]

Met (face-to-face) my beautiful wife 5 years ago today at PDX. Took her to McCormick & Schmick's for dinner, then to Huber's for a Spanish Coffee nightcap. Following that, we walked along the waterfront. While walking near the Hawthorne Bridge, to my surprise, I saw a homeless person beginning to drop his drawers to defecate on the lawn. I was a bit shocked, but acted quickly. I spun my gal around and laid a big kiss on her. We made out until the derelict was finished with his business. My wife and I laugh about it today because she never saw a thing. Heh, only in Portland.

I just have to ask what it was about a homeless guy taking a shit that made you want to stop...spin your wife and start making out...savoring the moment? Was it for that romantic ambience or the background noises that had you deep into oral foreplay? Asking for a friend! Personally I'd have taken her on a quick sprint far away from the earth fouling deed!

 

[ABM]

I just have to ask what it was about a homeless guy taking a shit that made you want to stop...spin your wife and start making out...savoring the moment? Was it for that romantic ambience or the background noises that had you deep into oral foreplay? Asking for a friend! Personally I'd have taken her on a quick sprint far away from the earth fouling deed!

Yeah, I know, inquiring minds want to know. It doesn't at all matter, though. We just celebrated 4 years of best friendship.

 

[ABM]

We'll be visiting Asheville for a few days in October. I kinda think they've infringed on a slogan...

 

[UncleCliffy'sDaddy]

We'll be visiting Asheville for a few days in October. I kinda think they've infringed on a slogan...

Austin TX has been banging the Keep Austin Weird drum for years. Some people even claim we stole it from Austin.

 

[ABM]

Austin TX has been banging the Keep Austin Weird drum for years. Some people even claim we stole it from Austin.

Oh.

 

[ABM]

Austin TX has been banging the Keep Austin Weird drum for years. Some people even claim we stole it from Austin.

You are correct, Sir. Apparently, began in Austin in 2000 and stolen by Portland in 2003.

 

[SlyPokerDog]

 

[tlongII]

Well, hello nurse!

My wife's frienenemy is a semi-famous Vietnamese singer that started doing the same last year. Covid really put a financial strain on many entertainers. But as the saying goes, "when life gives you lemons, show your titties and get paid well enough to buy a Lambo." She's making more money on OnlyFans than she ever did singing.

She Quit Being an ICU Nurse to Make Six Figures on OnlyFans

I used to date her!

 

[Lanny]

I used to date her!

You dated my ex wife?

 

[SlyPokerDog]

 

[andalusian]

Next F1 race after the summer vacation is at Spa Francochamps (lovely track) and this just came out - the director of the track was murdered by her ex-husband in her bed with her girlfriend. Sad.

https://www.autosport.com/f1/news/spa-francorchamps-ceo-maillet-killed-in-murder-suicide/6648575/

 

[SlyPokerDog]

Next F1 race after the summer vacation is at Spa Francochamps (lovely track) and this just came out - the director of the track was murdered by her ex-husband in her bed with her girlfriend. Sad.

https://www.autosport.com/f1/news/spa-francorchamps-ceo-maillet-killed-in-murder-suicide/6648575/

Wow.

 

[ABM]

 

[SlyPokerDog]

 

[SlyPokerDog]

 

[ABM]

Love baked potatoes! Just learned earlier this year about opening them just right.....just like the high-end restaurants.

 

[Lanny]

There was a time when I would have salivated at the thought but now I realize she's young enough to be my daughter.

 

[SlyPokerDog]

 

[BLAZINGGIANTS]

That does it. I’m returning my pet hippo back to South Africa.

 

[SlyPokerDog]

 

[BLAZINGGIANTS]

good for her for sure, but as a white man, I’ve had the exact same thing happen. My wife (of color) taught me this. She’s had to do it many times for herself and our children.

 

[SlyPokerDog]

good for her for sure, but as a white man, I’ve had the exact same thing happen. My wife (of color) taught me this. She’s had to do it many times for herself and our children.

I posted that for everyone to use because that's a good tip.

 

[Lanny]

Was he tasty? I'll bet he was tasty, shoes and all.

 

[Chris Craig]

Watch out boy she'll chew you up
(Oh here she comes)
She's a maneater
(Oh here she comes)
Watch out boy she'll chew you up
(Oh here she comes)
She's a maneater