Denny: "I just got my wife a new Honda Accord."
Sly: "Really? I looked at the Accord but I think I'm going to get my wife a Toyota Camry."
Denny: "Kia is the worst car you can buy, here is an article, it's from a source you will disagree with but you should read it."
Sly: "Okay but why do you like the Accord?"
Denny: "Silly Sly, here is another article showing how terrible Kia is, this is from a liberal source."
Sly: "Why did you buy the Accord? I think the nav system on the Camry looks better."
Denny: "Why won't you just agree that the Kia is the worst car you can buy? You're a Kia lover!"
Sly: "Were you ever thinking about buying a Kia?"
Denny: "Why would I ever buy a Kia? Here is another article showing that they are the worst."
Sly: "If you weren't thinking about buying a Kia why do you keep talking about them?"
Denny: "I'm not the one who keeps talking about Kia, you keep trying to defend Kia so I'm posting articles showing you how bad they are. Why do you keep defending Kia? Why can't you admit Honda is better than Kia?"