Song lyrics that make no sense

[julius]

Oops, sorry...

From Bust A Move by Young MC.

"Your best friend Harry has a brother Larry
In five days from now he's gonna marry
He's hopin you can make it there if you can
'Cause in the ceremony you'll be the best man"

If your best friend is Harry, and not Larry, why would you be the best man for Larry, the brother of your best friend Harry?

 

[e_blazer]

Paul McCartney

Band on the Run

“Well the rain exploded with a mighty crash as we fell into the sun,
and the first one said to the little one there, I hope you’re having fun.”

“Well the undertaker drew a heavy sigh, seeing no one else had come.
And a bell was ringing in the village square for the rabbits on the run.”

 

[oldguy]

E I E I O

Go Blazers

 

[jlprk]

Did you start this thread because I posted this?

http://sportstwo.com/threads/147368-Music-Your-flavor-of-the-month?p=3096367&viewfull=1#post3096367

 

[julius]

Did you start this thread because I posted this?

http://sportstwo.com/threads/147368-Music-Your-flavor-of-the-month?p=3096367&viewfull=1#post3096367

nope.

 

[magnifier661]

Beck - loser

"In the time of chimpanzees I was a monkey
Butane in my veins so I'm out to cut the junkie
With the plastic eyeballs, spray paint the vegetables

Dog food stalls with the beefcake pantyhose
Kill the headlights and put it in neutral
Stock car flamin' with a loser and the cruise control

Baby's in Reno with the vitamin D
Got a couple of couches sleep on the love seat
Someone keeps sayin I'm insane to complain
About a shotgun wedding and a stain on my shirt

Don't believe everything that you breathe
You get a parking violation and a maggot on your sleeve

So shave your face with some mace in the dark
Savin' all your food stamps and burnin' down the trailer park"

 

[BlazerDuckSeahawkFan94]

I'd like to nominate the majority of Nirvana songs...

But here is mine: Camera Phone - The Game feat. Ne-Yo

"Cause I'm gangsta, and I'm ridin' with Ne-Yo"

 

[JfizzleBlazer]

I love bad bitches that's my fuckin problem. And yeah I like to Fuck I got a fuckin problem.

Asap rocky - fuckin problems

Not sure how either of those things are problems.....