Stauskas?

[santeesioux]

I just learned about it too. I like to research my enemies.

I just like funny memes, idk how I ended up on subreddits like those.

 

[julius]

This off season so far.

 

[DDolla]

I knew it, that’s the special bread crumbs that Olshey was looking for...smh

 

[LayneStaley]

It’s just like last offseason, the trade deadline, and the playoffs, there’s a theme brewing.

 

[santeesioux]

I fear Olshey will be here until Meyers and Turner's contracts run out, so we have a couple of more seasons like this.

 

[julius]

I guess we should be happy that the TPE wasn't used to get some bum.

Btw, does that count against the cap?

 

[LayneStaley]

I guess we should be happy that the TPE wasn't used to get some bum.

Btw, does that count against the cap?

Oh I fully expect him to use it on Faried, it’s a typical Neil lateral but less move.

 

[santeesioux]

 

[LayneStaley]

Gross

 

[julius]

Oh I fully expect him to use it on Faried, it’s a typical Neil lateral but less move.

Well, that would fit his M.O. Collect assets, that...um...under perform and don't help the team.

 

[hoopsjock]

Oh I fully expect him to use it on Faried, it’s a typical Neil lateral but less move.

What if Denver gives us a 2019 1st round pick for taking him?

 

[LuckyShot]

Oh I fully expect him to use it on Faried, it’s a typical Neil lateral but less move.

Ah, fuck.

 

[LuckyShot]

Well, that would fit his M.O. Collect assets, that...um...under perform and don't help the team.

Assets that no one else wants and we are left holding our dicks in our hands.

 

[hoopsjock]

I almost cried when I saw we signed Stauskas, because I was sure we used the MLE on him, ha ha.

Seeing that it was a minimum deal eased my mind. We still have some tools to get better, we have to use them.

 

[Jon]

Cool. A less athletic pat...

 

[hoopsjock]

Oh I fully expect him to use it on Faried, it’s a typical Neil lateral but less move.

Actually, now that it is July 1st Faried makes too much money so we can't use it on him. There are however three players on the Nuggets that fit:

Mason Plumlee
Wilson Chandler
Darrell Arthur

 

[LayneStaley]

I said earlier chandler and a protected 1st will probably be the best we do, Id do it too.

 

[BonesJones]

Exactly. Fuck off calling Mariners a local team.

I never fucking did.

 

[theprunetang]

Or maybe we let Ed go because we are bringing Plumlee back?

 

[theprunetang]

I never fucking did.

Not you personally. Abstractly, to anyone who might.

 

[BonesJones]

Or maybe we let Ed go because we are bringing Plumlee back?

That's be so insanely stupid. Plumlee is worse, and 3 times more expensive.

 

[LayneStaley]

Or maybe we let Ed go because we are bringing Plumlee back?

Well he is white, makes sense

 

[theprunetang]

That's be so insanely stupid. Plumlee is worse, and 3 times more expensive.

Agree. I'm just trying to use Olshey logic right now.

 

[hoopsjock]

I said earlier chandler and a protected 1st will probably be the best we do, Id do it too.

It would be nice to have an extra pick to use for a Turner or Leonard trade. Something like Turner and Denver's protected first for DeMarre Carroll or Leonard and a 1st for Vucevic. I don't know just spitballing here.

 

[-Ace-]

I don't know, just spitballing here.

So is Neil.....right into all of our faces.

 

[theprunetang]

So is Neil.....right into all of our faces.

It ain't spit....

 

[Sarni]

He’s dreadful. Wasn’t good enough for Sixers even back when they were bad, wasn’t good enough for the Nets, now becomes our first move of the free agency.

 

[jlprk]

He’s dreadful. Wasn’t good enough for Sixers even back when they were bad, wasn’t good enough for the Nets, now becomes our first move of the free agency.

Olshey and Allen stood at Stauskas' doorstep at midnight and succeeded. They are exhausted from Free Agency and can now sleep it off on the yacht for a week.

 

[Driew]

Olshey and Allen stood at Stauskas' doorstep at midnight and succeeded. They are exhausted from Free Agency and can now sleep it off on the yacht for a week.

I nominate this for post of the year.

 

[jlprk]

Balderdash! I got a million better than that one!