Exclusive Taylor Danforth vs RipCityTwo (3 Viewers)

[SlyPokerDog]

It appears that Rip City Radio morning host Taylor Danforth has called us out again. While it doesn't bother me because there are only a couple of dozen people who listen to their show, I thought I'd have a little fun and see just how strong your trash talk game is.

I'm offering a Blazer swag bounty on Mr Danforth!

Post here and/or Twitter your best, most original, creative, and funny insult to Mr Danforth and you could win one of the following:

1. A Blazer pennant autographed by last year's team.
2. A Blazer foam finger autographed by last year's team.
3. A Li-Ning shoe autographed by Dorrel Wright.​

And if someone comes up with something so outrageous, so original, something that is funny yet doesn't break the law or do harm to him or personal property you will win an autographed Wesley Matthews Blazer jersey.

I will announce prize winners when I get back from Vegas on Thursday October 15th.

You can listen to Rip City Mornings from 6am-9am, Mon-Fri on 620am or on iHeartRadio here - http://www.ripcityradio.com/main.html

His twitter - https://twitter.com/tayloradanforth

Rip City Mornings twitter - https://twitter.com/RipCityMornings

RipCityTwo's twitter - https://twitter.com/RipCityTwo



Disclaimers: SportsTwo/RipCityTwo reserves the right to end this contest at any moment for any reason. Please, do not say or do anything that will get RipCityTwo/SportsTwo in trouble with state or federal authorities. Do not fill Mr Danforth's car with dead poultry. If you do fill his car with dead or live poultry you will most likely win the Wesley Matthews autographed jersey but you will have to pay for cleaning and new upholstery of his car. Don't insult his family and friends.

 

[SlyPokerDog]

And for some of you who don't know what is going on here...

Taylor Danforth has sent out the bat signal to "the zeroes at RipCityTwo", blatantly and unapologetically stealing Mike Richman's idea and asking for questions we'd like asked of the Blazers at media day.

https://twitter.com/ripcitymornings

Am I bad Blazers fan for not knowing who the hell Taylor Danforth is?


Sent from my Baller-Ass 5.5" iPhone 6+......... FAMS

Not at all. He's one of the hosts of 620am's local morning show "Rip City Mornings". He's also mildly notorious around here for calling out RipCityTwo in his "Stan" parody last month.

You weren't around, you have an excuse for not knowing what was up.

I guess I have no idea who he is either. I wasn't aware we were called out. Radio guys have no room to talk though. In my experience, they are the cousin Eddie's of the sports journalism world.

Oh a local sports talk personality. Gotcha'! He called us out huh?


Sent from my Baller-Ass 5.5" iPhone 6+......... FAMS

There was a whole thread about it. Sly ended up buying them doughnuts.

Good times.

Rip City Mornings referred to this board as the "zero's over at Sports Two" in the Blazers media update this morning. Zero like Dame?

 

[Fez Hammersticks]

Mr. Danforthwhathaveyou, who the FUCK are you?

 

[Fez Hammersticks]

Dwight Jaynes called - he wants his schtick back.

 

[Denny Crane]

Who? Never heard of him. Does he have a day job?

 

[julius]

The NBA season has started, I have more important things to worry about.

 

[JfizzleBlazer]

Mr. Danforth, you can call us zeroes all you want, but you're a chubby, white, nerdy looking dude that probably lives in your mother's basement. No matter what you say, you're one of us friend.

 

[PtldPlatypus]

I think Sly the attention whore just wants him to talk about us on the radio. No such thing as bad publicity.

 

[THE HCP]

That's cool Sly that you're doing this for fun, but on a serious tip, why give this hack the time of day. Nobody listens to him, right? Wouldn't know him if I tripped over him. If it's just for fun, cool. But this is the exact reason I don't follow our local doucehbag media for the most part.


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[riverman]

As if Taylor Danforth is his real name anyway...what a Chester Rockwell porn star name.

 

[SlyPokerDog]

I think Sly the attention whore just wants him to talk about us on the radio. No such thing as bad publicity.

Hey, I'm leaving for vacation next week. The only attention I'll be seeking is from Vegas showgirls.

 

[THE HCP]

If he's got an issue with my S2 brothers, let him know I can meet him outside the media room 46 nights this winter.


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[JfizzleBlazer]

Hey, I'm leaving for vacation next week. The only attention I'll be seeking is from Vegas showgirls.

Huh. I always took you as a thunder down under kinda guy

 

[SlyPokerDog]

That's cool Sly that you're doing this for fun, but on a serious tip, why give this hack the time of day. Nobody listens to him, right? Wouldn't know him if I tripped over him. If it's just for fun, cool. But this is the exact reason I don't follow our local doucehbag media for the most part.


Sent from my Baller-Ass 5.5" iPhone 6+......... FAMS

Use your iphone and ask Rice who Danforth is when you're on the team plane, the blank confused look on Rice's face will say it all. Then ask him who SlyPokerDog is.

 

[PtldPlatypus]

That's cool Sly that you're doing this for fun, but on a serious tip, why give this hack the time of day. Nobody listens to him, right? Wouldn't know him if I tripped over him. If it's just for fun, cool. But this is the exact reason I don't follow our local doucehbag media for the most part.


Sent from my Baller-Ass 5.5" iPhone 6+......... FAMS

Because the RCM guys are on the station that the Blazers are broadcast on, and are in tight with the organization. They actually broadcast from the Blazers PF today. Synergy and cross-promotion between the forum, the radio station, and the team can only be a good thing.

 

[BLAZINGGIANTS]

I had no idea who the hell dude was until he said something about S2. I'd think that makes him the "zero".

Clearly, he's doing his job (even if not well). By creating controversy, more people now know he exists and that he hosts a radio show (even if they don't actually listen, like myself).

 

[SlyPokerDog]

Huh. I always took you as a thunder down under kinda guy

:MARIS61: This is suppose to be Danforth insults, dammit. :MARIS61:

 

[BLAZINGGIANTS]

Huh. I always took you as a thunder down under kinda guy

Sly, are you really in Vegas next week?

 

[SlyPokerDog]

Sly, are you really in Vegas next week?

YES!

 

[HailBlazers]

We said the same thing about Danforth coming down south to host Blazers talk on Rip City Mornings. #thanksfornothingSEA

 

[PtldPlatypus]

If he's got an issue with my S2 brothers, let him know I can meet him outside the media room 46 nights this winter.


Sent from my Baller-Ass 5.5" iPhone 6+......... FAMS

Man, I cannot WAIT to hear Danforth taking shots at "the" HCP...

 

[Rhal]

Id listen to a speech on womens rights by Donald Trump before id even think of listening to Taylor Danforth.

 

[BLAZINGGIANTS]

We said the same thing about Danforth coming down south to host Blazers talk on RipCity Mornings. #thanksfornothingSEA

He looks about like I suspect most of the S2 crowd looks like.... Little sloppy, loose around the belly....

 

[BLAZINGGIANTS]

YES!

What days? I'm there next week as well.

 

[MARIS61]

Taylor Danforth.

Too ugly for television.

 

[PtldPlatypus]

We said the same thing about Danforth coming down south to host Blazers talk on Rip City Mornings. #thanksfornothingSEA

Actually, Bunker is the one who came from Seattle. Danforth is Oregonian though and through.

 

[BLAZINGGIANTS]

Id listen to a speech on womens rights by Donald Trump before id even think of listening to Taylor Danforth.

You've clearly listened to Danforth if you think he's that terrible.

#justsayin

 

[BLAZINGGIANTS]

Taylor Danforth.

Too ugly for television.

He certainly does have a face only his mother could love.

 

[HailBlazers]

Actually, Bunker is the one who came from Seattle. Danforth is Oregonian though and through.

Oh yea? That's why he's a diehard huskies fan?

 

[PtldPlatypus]

Oh yea? That's why he's a diehard huskies fan?

You still have them confused. Bunker is a Husky. Danforth is a Duck. He went to U of O.