Exclusive Taylor Danforth vs RipCityTwo

[3RA1N1AC]

Tyler Danforth stares at frozen juice cans all day because they say "concentrate".

 

[PtldPlatypus]

Taylor Dansforth will never be the man his mother is.

His family tree is a cactus because everyone is a prick

I don't think he's stupid, but no one ever agrees with me.

If I ever wanted to kill kill myself I'd climb up his ego and jump down to his IQ level

If I give you a midol, will that shut you up?

All I heard was blah, blah, blah, I'm an ass hat

It's amazing that of all the millions of sperm, YOU were the fastest.

This is exactly the kind of content I would expect from our resident amateur stand-up comedian. Mediocrely done, sir!

 

[BLAZINGGIANTS]

Speak for yourself. At 39 I have a 30 inch waist and can run the 100 in 11 flat.

Back on subject:

Taylor Danforth sounds like a Dawson's Creek actor...

Notice I said "most"....

 

[3RA1N1AC]

I'd say I gave him anal warts, but its more like he hungrily took them.

 

[Sinobas]

Speak for yourself. At 39 I have a 30 inch waist and can run the 100 in 11 flat.

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A 30 inch waist? Could I recommend doing some ab exercises. I do ab exercises and my waist is all the way up to 39 inches.

 

[PtldPlatypus]

A 30 inch waist? Could I recommend doing some ab exercises. I do ab exercises and my waist is all the way up to 39 inches.

Filling your belly with beer and pizza does not qualify as "ab exercises".

 

[Sinobas]

Filling your belly with beer and pizza does not qualify as "ab exercises".

The result speaks for itself.

 

[Mediocre Man]

This is exactly the kind of content I would expect from our resident amateur stand-up comedian. Mediocrely done, sir!

Mediocrely done is the nicest thing anyine has ever said to me since my wife said the same thing on our wedding night

 

[TBpup]

This has been entertaining....right up until someone posted his picture.

 

[EL PRESIDENTE]

Taylor Danforth, I mock your value system. You also appear foolish to the eyes of others.

Past instances in which I professed to like you were fraudulent.

I engaged in intercourse with your spouse or significant other.

 

[BlazerCaravan]

You guys should be ashamed of yourselves!

Have you guys ever heard the term "punching down"? This poor guy makes $30k/yr tops - TOPS! I don't think actively insulting the media equivalent of a Goodwill employee working a dead-end job in a dying industry is appropriate!

Imagine what his professors told him in college, when he said "I want to be known for having opinions!" He was probably just a few years too old to see The Internet replace his entire career ambitions with hobbyists who are beating the so-called "professionals" ten ways to Sunday!

Poor guy is probably in denial about his irrelevance and here we are being mean to him!

I feel like we're taking the football away from the fat kid because he shits his pants.

I feel like we're kicking him because he asked us "why doesn't anyone like me?"

This is probably the only attention he's ever received! Like, the only way the cool kids ever paid attention to him in grade school is when they laughed at him for picking his nose and eating it. So now he just keeps doing that over and over, hoping the cool kids will pay attention!

It's wrong that we're letting the poor sucker fall into that trap again. It's just not healthy!

I feel like it's wrong to put this much effort into making fun of one person when he isn't even famous enough for us to tell the jokes again to our non-S2 friends.

This is a totally wasted effort on a total waste of a target, and I will not stand for it!

 

[EL PRESIDENTE]

Taylor Danforth, I mock your value system. You also appear foolish to the eyes of others.

Past instances in which I professed to like you were fraudulent.

I engaged in intercourse with your spouse or significant other.

In that case, significant other being a tube sock while crying looking at your high school yearbook.

 

[3RA1N1AC]

This skinny dicked fuck knuckle sounds like Seth Green beating off with a sandpaper glove.

 

[BLAZINGGIANTS]

This skinny dicked fuck knuckle sounds like Seth Green beating off with a sandpaper glove.

Poor Seth Green.

 

[3RA1N1AC]

This guys face looks like he ate out a cheese grater. No wonder his hair is running away from it.

 

[dviss1]

Taylor Dansforth will never be the man his mother is.

His family tree is a cactus because everyone is a prick

I don't think he's stupid, but no one ever agrees with me.

If I ever wanted to kill kill myself I'd climb up his ego and jump down to his IQ level

If I give you a midol, will that shut you up?

All I heard was blah, blah, blah, I'm an ass hat

It's amazing that of all the millions of sperm, YOU were the fastest.

Post of the thread!

 

[JfizzleBlazer]

Bunker just said danforth is raising his voiceabout something.

I didn't know you could have a higher voice with tits as big as danforth has. It's apparent he's already taken his fair share of estrogen

 

[dviss1]

A 30 inch waist? Could I recommend doing some ab exercises. I do ab exercises and my waist is all the way up to 39 inches.

If you saw my 8 pack you'd know that ab exercises are already being done.

 

[HailBlazers]

If you saw my 8 pack you'd know that ab exercises are already being done.

don't tempt him.

 

[3RA1N1AC]

Post of the thread!

http://www.thetoptens.com/best-insults/

 

[3RA1N1AC]

If you saw my 8 pack you'd know that ab exercises are already being done.

Blowing yourself counts as exercise?

 

[dviss1]

http://www.thetoptens.com/best-insults/

Kinda shameful that there's a website for that.

 

[dviss1]

Blowing yourself counts as exercise?

If I could accomplish that feat, just like every man in here, I would.

 

[JfizzleBlazer]

Danforth should make a rebuttal video with Taylor swifts shake it off. could actually be funny. Don't steal our ideas anymore though danforth

 

[BrianFromWA]

Speak for yourself. At 39 I have a 30 inch waist and can run the 100 in 11 flat.

 

[3RA1N1AC]

Kinda shameful that there's a website for that.

It's the top page for the Google search "best insults".

I mean shit MM, at least go down the page a little!

 

[Mediocre Man]

Kinda shameful that there's a website for that.

Oh ya, those werent mine. Although I didnt know about that website. Just stuff I've heard over the years

 

[3RA1N1AC]

Oh ya, those werent mine. Although I didnt know about that website. Just stuff I've heard over the years

Now this is funny!

 

[Mediocre Man]

Now this is funny!

Ya, insults are tough. Mine usually come from conversation. Like if someone trirs to mock me wearing a pink shirt and says "you look good in pink" or whatever, I usually say something like "I know I look good in your moms pink" or whatever

 

[3RA1N1AC]

Ok, you lost me again.