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Speak for yourself. At 39 I have a 30 inch waist and can run the 100 in 11 flat. :ghoti:

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Taylor Danforth sounds like a Dawson's Creek actor...
I saw your lady, she's not a 30 inch waist and 11 minutes is a long time to run 100 feet
 
What's this about Mrs HCP taking two at a time?
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You guys should be ashamed of yourselves!

Have you guys ever heard the term "punching down"? This poor guy makes $30k/yr tops - TOPS! I don't think actively insulting the media equivalent of a Goodwill employee working a dead-end job in a dying industry is appropriate!

Imagine what his professors told him in college, when he said "I want to be known for having opinions!" He was probably just a few years too old to see The Internet replace his entire career ambitions with hobbyists who are beating the so-called "professionals" ten ways to Sunday!

Poor guy is probably in denial about his irrelevance and here we are being mean to him!

I feel like we're taking the football away from the fat kid because he shits his pants.

I feel like we're kicking him because he asked us "why doesn't anyone like me?"

This is probably the only attention he's ever received! Like, the only way the cool kids ever paid attention to him in grade school is when they laughed at him for picking his nose and eating it. So now he just keeps doing that over and over, hoping the cool kids will pay attention!

It's wrong that we're letting the poor sucker fall into that trap again. It's just not healthy!

I feel like it's wrong to put this much effort into making fun of one person when he isn't even famous enough for us to tell the jokes again to our non-S2 friends.

This is a totally wasted effort on a total waste of a target, and I will not stand for it!
A sphincter says what?
 
I'm not sure how to explain that someones mom's vagina is pink, and I look good in it
And follow it with "I look good in her stink, too!"

Then I pull it out, spunk on her back, and wipe my dick off with her homemade curtains...
 
Hierarchy of humanity:

Everyone Else
Sports Radio Talk Show Hosts
People Who Listen to Sports Radio Talk Shows
 
Clearly, Danforth posted here at some point and was run out of here, whether he was bashed for weak posts or whacked by HCP's ribbing of unintelligent rooks..... Or he's a personal friend of mixum and/or PapaG.

So....... any guesses?
 

Seriously, I'm still trying to figure out who this Taylor Danforth chick is and now some dick holster named random person on twitter is chiming in. Is that Ms. Danforth's bitch.....???
 
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Seriously, I'm still trying to figure out who this Taylor Danforth chick is and now some dick holster named random person on twitter is chiming in. Is that Ms. Danforth's bitch.....???

I originally thought Austin was sticking up for Danforth. Apparently, he's not. He only looks like a fool.
 
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