Game Thread The 2021 MLS Cup, New York City FC vs Portland Timbers, 12pm ABC

[SlyPokerDog]

Why are they spraying the paint shit everywhere?

Antifa.

 

[riverman]

Do you have any suggestions on how to improve women's soccer?

jetpacks!

 

[MickZagger]

Coach is talking about stripping if they win. That’s hot

 

[MickZagger]

Antifa.

Ugh

 

[HomerLovesKoolAid]

Shit. That was dangerous.

 

[MickZagger]

Dude broke his ankle. Where the heck are the paramedics?

 

[HomerLovesKoolAid]

I remember it as Civic Stadium. I went to many Beavers and Rockies game there back in the day.

My junior year me and a few good buddies skipped school and went and saw a Mariners spring training game there. Mariners had Rickey Henderson that year. Afterwards we went to the Kingston and somehow got served beer. We thought that was pretty rad.

I remember as a youngster my uncle got assigned to Triple A to the Albuquerque Dukes (Dodgers affiliate) because he had bad verdigo. All our family came to watch him play against the Beavers. He gave up 3 home runs in one inning. The next day he announced his retirement.

Ive been to dozens of PSU Vikings games there. A few OSAA football championships and various other games.

I haven’t been there in years. Probably wouldn’t recognize it these days.

Not sure of the year. Early 70s, I was little and the Beavs were affiliated with Pittsburgh.
They had an exhibition against the Pirates (non-barfo) which included a pregame home run contest featuring Dave Parker and Willie Stargell. Pops hit some 500 footers onto the MAC deck, spilling all the rich fuckers' drinks. A great moment in baseball.

 

[HailBlazers]

Had a bad feeling about that free kick

 

[HomerLovesKoolAid]

Booooooooo!!!!!!

 

[illmatic99]

Lol someone threw a can at his face

 

[HomerLovesKoolAid]

Keeper shoulda stopped that.

 

[MickZagger]

Simply heroic the guy breaks his foot and then minutes later scores a goal. Then gets pelted in the face. That’s GOLD

 

[SlyPokerDog]

That was a hell of a throw.

And a terrible waste of beer.

 

[PDXFonz]

Lol someone threw a can at his face

Trashy

 

[MickZagger]

Lol I saw the replay and am reminded why I don’t watch soccer. Beer didn’t even hit him in the face. But he was on the ground rolling around. What is this WWF?

 

[tykendo]

That was a total Douche thing to do. Hopefully the fans around that scumbag turn him/her in.

 

[THE HCP]

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Not sure of the year. Early 70s, I was little and the Beavs were affiliated with Pittsburgh.
They had an exhibition against the Pirates (non-barfo) which included a pregame home run contest featuring Dave Parker and Willie Stargell. Pops hit some 500 footers onto the MAC deck, spilling all the rich fuckers' drinks. A great moment in baseball.

I was there and still have the plastic Pirates batting helmets they handed out to the kids!!!!

 

[MickZagger]

That was a total Douche thing to do. Hopefully the fans around that scumbag turn him/her in.

Timbers army is mafia ran. Would be a bad idea to snitch

 

[HomerLovesKoolAid]

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I was there and still have the plastic Pirates batting helmets they handed out to the kids!!!!

No way. I have the beavers bat from that day.

 

[MickZagger]

No way. I have the beavers bat from that day.

I keep mine under the seat of my car. Just in case I need to use it. Sturdy little baton

 

[e_blazer]

Do you have any suggestions on how to improve women's soccer?

Saran Wrap uniforms?

 

[MickZagger]

Lol someone threw a can at his face

But it didn’t even hit him in the face and he was rolling around in agony holding his face? I’m confused

 

[julius]

But it didn’t even hit him in the face and he was rolling around in agony holding his face? I’m confused

I know, a soccer player acting like he was shot by a cannon when it was barely a mosquito bite?

 

[HomerLovesKoolAid]

Saran Wrap uniforms?

Excellent.

 

[MickZagger]

I know, a soccer player acting like he was shot by a cannon when it was barely a mosquito bite?

But it wouldn’t benefit him in any way to act like he was potentially dead by the beer can. It was all just theatrics. Very bizarre.

 

[MickZagger]

If this is the only Portland championship to possibly look forward to than FML

 

[julius]

If this is the only Portland championship to possibly look forward to than FML

Yep, it doesn't look likely. But if you're any kind of sports fan in Oregon (Ducks, Beavers, Blazers, Winterhawks, Timbers etc), you kind of knew this was going to end up bad. Should've been a road game.

 

[PDXFonz]

Timbers army is mafia ran. Would be a bad idea to snitch

Wasn’t thrown from the army though

 

[Strenuus]

This paint drying is much more exciting, sources (me) confirmed. As first reported by me.

 

[HomerLovesKoolAid]

Not lookin good for the trees.