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So here's a funny story... the other night this girl I work with spent the night, we had some drinks and whatnot and it is what it is. But, I wake up halfway through the night to her saying she has to go to the bathroom. I say alright and lay back down to sleep and I notice the bed is wet. She fucking pissed the bed lol. I don't know if its from drinking or if she has some kind of bladder problem but needless to say I was very turned off. I mean I don't really care, i'm still gonna pursue but that's some weird shit.</p>
 
lol if a girl pissed my bed I wouldn't let her back in it! I'd kick her out that night; my good sir that is more than a simple social faux pas!</p>
 
<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (GMJigga)</div><div class='quotemain'></p>

lol if a girl pissed my bed I wouldn't let her back in it! I'd kick her out that night; my good sir that is more than a simple social faux pas!</p>

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I feel ya, i'm a forgiving kind of guy so i'm giving her another chance. If it happens again i'm going to buy her diapers.</p>
 
Ugh, drunk or not....that's gross. Did you actually stay in the bed?</p>

I woulda gotten freaked out and jumped outta bed right away...that would freak me out like hell</p>
 
<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Kid Chocolate)</div><div class='quotemain'></p>

Can you send me the sheets? I'll pm you with my address.</p>

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Urine fetish?</p>
 
<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (o.iatlhawksfan)</div><div class='quotemain'>

I'm considered a good looking dude, <strike>mostly a pretty boy by some</strike>.</p>

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...but no girls ever approach me ...do they find me intimdating...I don't think I'm that intimidating.</p></div>

I'mthesame,IgetgirlstellingmehowgoodlookingIamallthetime,yethardlyevergetgirlsapproachingmeinclubsoranything.ImeanIshouldbedoingtheapproachingmostofthetimeanyway(whichIdo)butstill,youthinklike,ok,wellifyouthinkthat,whyarentyoutryingtodosomthinghere?</p>
 
Witnessed my Friend and his G/f of 2 years break-up. Partly my fault as i let slip he was getting bored of her. But in my favour i was Drunk.</p>

Thinking about making them get back together and just say it was the booze talking. What do you think?</p>
 
<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Shard)</div><div class='quotemain'>

So here's a funny story... the other night this girl I work with spent the night, we had some drinks and whatnot and it is what it is. But, I wake up halfway through the night to her saying she has to go to the bathroom. I say alright and lay back down to sleep and I notice the bed is wet. She fucking pissed the bed lol. I don't know if its from drinking or if she has some kind of bladder problem but needless to say I was very turned off. I mean I don't really care, i'm still gonna pursue but that's some weird shit.</p></div>

Holy crap, you hooked up with Fergie!?</p>
 
To answer some questions, yes I stayed in the bed, she covered it quietly so I said whatever and passed out. The sheets have already been washed, sorry Kid. And yes, it was Fergie.</p>
 
This isnt your subtle way of telling us she gave you a golden shower is it?
 
<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (o.iatlhawksfan)</div><div class='quotemain'></p>

damn, I THINK the girl I have a crush on has a b/f. Thats messed up!</p>

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Screw her! Theres a lot of chicks in this world.LOL</p>

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Turned down the hot senior's invite to homecoming.</p>

F me and my morals
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<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (CelticBlood)</div><div class='quotemain'></p>

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (o.iatlhawksfan)</div><div class='quotemain'></p>

damn, I THINK the girl I have a crush on has a b/f. Thats messed up!</p>

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Screw her! Theres a lot of chicks in this world.LOL</p>

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**sigh**...not down here.</p>
 
<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (mynetsforlife)</div><div class='quotemain'></p>

Turned down the hot senior's invite to homecoming.</p>

F me and my morals
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How is a cute date
An attack on your morals?
Go get it, my friend</p>

It is hard to stop
Thinking, speaking, in haikus
Just came from 'The Thread'</p>

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Oh oh, right right right
It's a red flag if she doesn't
ask bf to dance</p>
 
Girl that probably liked me turns out to be a psycho. I'm stayin away from her.</p>

I think I'm gonna chill with girls, the ones in Utica and at MV don't seem to interest me that much (well, except for my best friend).</p>

I'd rather wait till I transfer to another college, and find one there.</p>
 
Went to lunch today with my friend I'm trying to get with, was real nice just to spend some time with her away from a club scene for once, lol.HadamaaadSMSflirtsessiononthebusridehometoo,lol.SeeingheragainnextSaturdaynight,goingtoseeherfavouriteDJ'splay,soI'msureI'llgetuptosomemoremischiefthen,hahaha.
 
Well guys, I DID IT!! I gots me a girlfriend.I invited my friend over last night to watch some movies, I wasnt sure on whether I should try and make a move or not though, the whole night I was slowly etching myself closer and closer to her, and by about 2.00am I just went for it, started holding her hand, then she started resting on me,thenIkissedher,andsoitbegan.Toldherweshouldprobablygotobedsinceshehasworktoday,sowentuptomybedroom,andthestorybecomesalittlebit18+fromhereAfterthatIjustaskedherifshewantedtotryit,herandmeasacouple,andshesaidshedoes,soyeah!
 
The girl i liked has a boyfriend. Im gonna cry in a corner now....
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^^^ Me too. Just keep thinking in your head, there's more fish in the sea. I'm not trippin' anymore, theres somebody out there for everyody.</p>
 
I've never let a boyfriend stop me... just play the friend role until she starts complaining to you about her boyfriend and tell/show her how you're different. After awhile, if she is attracted to you, she may cheat or break up with the boyfriend and you can rebound that shit like Dennis Rodman.</p>
 
why the hell not? haha theres no such thing as a hollerback man</p>
 
<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (GMJigga)</div><div class='quotemain'></p>

why the hell not? haha theres no such thing as a hollerback man</p>

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Yeah seriously, stop being a woman.</p>
 
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