The Big Pimpin' Thread

[AmericanGod!]

Oh man, I'm gonna be using this thread a lot!</p>

 

[Денг Гордон]

Holy AmericanGod Batman!</p>

 

[AmericanGod!]

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (BG7 Lavigne)</div><div class='quotemain'></p>

Holy AmericanGod Batman!</p>

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It's my bro! I feel at home here.</p>

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[AmericanGod!]

Okay guys, here's the lo-down.</p>

I got a date with THE finest girl in my town. There's no doubt that she's cute, but I after talking to her for an hour or two today I found out she has the personality to match. Now don't get me wrong, I've gotten with cute girls before (if I need, I will prove) but she's a whole new breed; looks AND personality?! Sweeeeeeeeet. Tomorrow, after I get off work, we're going to Jungle Rapids (arcade, go-karts, and putt-putt; basically where you always go on first dates in high school). Now I've got an idea on how my gameplan is gonna go, but I'd like some of your fine fellows' advice. Also, I just kind of want to brag. Damn, this is gonna be one fun-ass day.</p>

 

[JE]

so.... what's the problem? looking for a pat on the back?

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[zєяσ]

Ugh, pretty girl with smarts and personality....taken....sigh......I hate my luck....</p>

 

[AmericanGod!]

Yes, I want multipile pats upon my back. (insert Superbad cock/back joke)</p>

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[o.iatlhawksfan]

Well good for you Jared!</p>

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Me I'm still single, don't love it, but don't hate it.</p>

 

[AmericanGod!]

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (o.iatlhawksfan)</div><div class='quotemain'></p>

Well good for you Jared!</p>

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Me I'm still single, don't love it, but don't hate it.</p>

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That's right...pat me...ohhhh I LOVE IT.</p>

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[#1_War_Poet_ForLife]

Pics or it didn't happen.</p>

 

[shookem]

Punch someone at the arcade, make sure this girl knows she's protected around you.</p>

 

[AmericanGod!]

Shame? What's that?</p>

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There are no good pictures of her, but she looks like a matured Mary-Kate/Ashley.</p>

 

[JE]

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (AmericanGod!)</div><div class='quotemain'></p>

Yes, I want multipile pats upon my back. (insert Superbad cock/back joke)</p>

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havent seen superbad...</p>

 

[AmericanGod!]

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[JE]

haaaaaaaaa.... what am i missing?</p>

 

[AmericanGod!]

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (David_Ortiz)</div><div class='quotemain'></p>

haaaaaaaaa.... what am i missing?</p>

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With superbad? A great man-movie.</p>

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[JE]

guess so... my usual approach to movies is if it got good reviews, i want no part of it. its served me fairly well so far</p>

 

[AmericanGod!]

Superbad was a funny-ass movie and got mixed reviews.</p>

 

[AmericanGod!]

Anyways, back to the topic; THIS GIRL SO AWESOME!</p>

A question; are

's and aww's good in text messages cos I seem to be getting a lot of them.</p>

 

[AmericanGod!]

OH OH OH ANDDDDDDDDDD tomorrow our putt putt match has a bet on it. We didn't tell each other them, but what should mine be besides a handjob if I win?</p>

 

[JE]

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (AmericanGod!)</div><div class='quotemain'>Anyways, back to the topic; THIS GIRL SO AWESOME!</p>

A question; are

's and aww's good in text messages cos I seem to be getting a lot of them.</div></p>

you're headed in the right direction i'll say that much</p>

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<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (AmericanGod!)</div><div class='quotemain'></p>

OH OH OH ANDDDDDDDDDD tomorrow our putt putt match has a bet on it. We didn't tell each other them, but what should mine be besides a handjob if I win?</p>

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what do you think??</p>

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[AmericanGod!]

A blowjob if I double her score?</p>

 

[JE]

nah if you double her score you get to make sexy time... if you beat her you get blowjob</p>

 

[AmericanGod!]

Sounds good. I'll be sure to let her know.</p>

 

[JE]

No that's the thing you don't let her know 'till after you win.</p>

 

[#1_War_Poet_ForLife]

Watch him lose, and she asks him for like.... a soda.</p>

 

[pegs]

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (AmericanGod!)</div><div class='quotemain'></p>

Anyways, back to the topic; THIS GIRL SO AWESOME!</p>

A question; are

's and aww's good in text messages cos I seem to be getting a lot of them.</p>

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"Bitches love smileys"...</p>

haha. I love the aww's from girls. I'm guessing that's a good thing.</p>

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[o.iatlhawksfan]

Ask for a hndjob, and she'll never want to see you again, she'll think your a pervert.</p>

 

[zєяσ]

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (AmericanGod!)</div><div class='quotemain'></p>

Anyways, back to the topic; THIS GIRL SO AWESOME!</p>

A question; are

's and aww's good in text messages cos I seem to be getting a lot of them.</p>

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[#1_War_Poet_ForLife]

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (o.iatlhawksfan)</div><div class='quotemain'></p>

Ask for a hndjob, and she'll never want to see you again, she'll think your a pervert.</p>

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Agreed.</p>

Do you really want to run the risk of blowing this? You said she had a good personality, does that include slutty?</p>

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Is she also a Red Sox fan?</p>