The Blazer Rap

[Orion Bailey]

I'm on vacation at the moment. Just wait..

Ohh pullleaze...

 

[BonesJones]

Ohh pullleaze...

I know you want it bad man but begging isn't gonna get me home faster.

BUT WHEN I GET BACK

I'll get in Dat booth and drop
Sorry For The Wait: Bonesez' Blazer Edition

 

[jlprk]

I wrote this just now so I could join the rapper beat.

There was a young rapper named Williams
Who wrote a song that made him millions.
His rhythm would shake
Irish stew he did bake
Actually he came from Italians.

 

[magnifier661]

I wrote this just now so I could join the rapper beat.

There was a young rapper named Williams
Who wrote a song that made him millions.
His rhythm would shake
Irish stew he did bake
Actually he came from Italians.

Assassin!!!!!!!

 

[0-Our!]

I wrote this just now so I could join the rapper beat.

There was a young rapper named Williams
Who wrote a song that made him millions.
His rhythm would shake
Irish stew he did bake
Actually he came from Italians.

THE Italian Scallion!!!

 

[BonesJones]

My rap alter ego is a black dude named Cre'Monte. He's the chocolate to my vanilla.

 

[dviss1]

My rap alter ego is a black dude named Cre'Monte. He's the chocolate to my vanilla.

This just in: Rappers can be white now!

 

[rasheedfan2005]

Hickory dickory dock,
Oden pulled out his cock.
It brought him some fame
Kingspeed came
Into the end of a sock.

 

[rasheedfan2005]

Maaags wife has got it goin on
She's all I want, and ive waited for so long.
Hcp cant you see? Youre just not the girl for me.
I know you wear a thong but im in love with mags daughters mom

 

[rasheedfan2005]

This just in: Rappers can be white now!

Eminem, logic, brother ali, slug, grieves, and diabolic all disagree with you

 

[magnifier661]

Eminem, logic, brother ali, slug, grieves, and diabolic all disagree with you

Aren't they white? Wouldn't they agree?

 

[UncleCliffy'sDaddy]

Aren't they white? Wouldn't they agree?

I'm thinking that went over your head, Mags......I seem to recall hearing a WHOOOSH myself awhile back......

 

[magnifier661]

I'm thinking that went over your head, Mags......I seem to recall hearing a WHOOOSH myself awhile back......

It must have went right over my head because I don't get it

 

[dviss1]

It must have went right over my head because I don't get it

Woosh was certainly the sound I heard too. Maybe someone can UCD can elaborate for those of us slow on the uptake.

 

[UncleCliffy'sDaddy]

Woosh was certainly the sound I heard too. Maybe someone can UCD can elaborate for those of us slow on the uptake.

I'm thinking Rasheed was being cleverly ironic. But......he may well have misread your post and thought you were saying white guys CAN'T be rappers. I vote for irony, if for no other reason than I won't look stoopid......

 

[rasheedfan2005]

Aren't they white? Wouldn't they agree?

Sarcasm can be hard to pick up in typing but you should be able to decipher it knowing im hilarious and posses an above average iq

 

[BonesJones]

Sarcasm can be hard to pick up in typing but you should be able to decipher it knowing im hilarious and posses an above average iq

People with above average IQs can usually spell the word possess, fwiw

 

[Orion Bailey]

Sarcasm can be hard to pick up in typing but you should be able to decipher it knowing im hilarious and posses an above average iq

People with above average IQs can usually spell the word possess, fwiw

LMAO, I was gonna say the same thing. You busted yourself on that one Rasheed! lol

 

[magnifier661]

People with above average IQs can usually spell the word possess, fwiw

Not necessarily... Einstein wasn't good at English. I have an IQ of 138 (above average) and I suck at grammar.

 

[Orion Bailey]

Not necessarily... Einstein wasn't good at English. I have an IQ of 138 (above average) and I suck at grammar.

Was that the grade school IQ test or the college one?

 

[magnifier661]

Was that the grade school IQ test or the college one?

It was the test I took to get my online phD in "underwater basket weaving"

 

[oldfisherman]

If you graphed IQ and spelling ability, the result would be a scatter plot.

 

[riverman]

Not necessarily... Einstein wasn't good at English. I have an IQ of 138 (above average) and I suck at grammar.

Grammar includes punctuation so I'll help you out mags...13.8

 

[riverman]

It was the test I took to get my online phD in "underwater basket weaving"

This post just makes me want to say..Go Beavers! Master underwater basket weavers.

 

[UncleCliffy'sDaddy]

This post just makes me want to say..Go Beavers! Master underwater basket weavers.

Damn, and I was just beginning to like you.......

 

[rasheedfan2005]

Not necessarily... Einstein wasn't good at English. I have an IQ of 138 (above average) and I suck at grammar.

Ya wat he sayd

 

[riverman]

Damn, and I was just beginning to like you.......

I get that alot

 

[Chris Craig]

From tip off, red and black is all we see
Blurs of dunks ands loads of threes
The Blazers are a special brand of basketball
Even the best of teams will fall
Full of an unstoppable tenacity
Here, there is no veracity
With a strength and energy unmatched, we leave it on the floor
From the stands the screams and yells of the fans pour
For they are the loudest in the land
A force to be reckoned with at hand
The other teams hate coming here
Another loss they fear
For just stepping into the Moda center, they quake
But the doors shut behind them and its to late
No matter who is on the court the job gets done
And the score board reveals we've won

 

[SlyPokerDog]

From tip off, red and black is all we see
Blurs of dunks ands loads of threes
The Blazers are a special brand of basketball
Even the best of teams will fall
Full of an unstoppable tenacity
Here, there is no veracity
With a strength and energy unmatched, we leave it on the floor
From the stands the screams and yells of the fans pour
For they are the loudest in the land
A force to be reckoned with at hand
The other teams hate coming here
Another loss they fear
For just stepping into the Moda center, they quake
But the doors shut behind them and its to late
No matter who is on the court the job gets done
And the score board reveals we've won

That was good!

 

[dviss1]

From tip off, red and black is all we see
Blurs of dunks ands loads of threes
The Blazers are a special brand of basketball
Even the best of teams will fall
Full of an unstoppable tenacity
Here, there is no veracity
With a strength and energy unmatched, we leave it on the floor
From the stands the screams and yells of the fans pour
For they are the loudest in the land
A force to be reckoned with at hand
The other teams hate coming here
Another loss they fear
For just stepping into the Moda center, they quake
But the doors shut behind them and its to late
No matter who is on the court the job gets done
And the score board reveals we've won

Best one (next to mine. Needs to rhyme more syllables.).