The Blazer Rap

[Orion Bailey]

I cant wait for the season to start
Until then, I sit here with a constant verbal fart.
Spreading a lame game, tainting my own name
In waiting for the main game.. The one led by Dame

 

[Chris Craig]

Looks like Orion's getting antsy
Throwing down ryhmes like a pansy
He needs to step up that lame game
No blame, just respect all the same
I know your rapping to stay sane
Your words have been better still
Slipping on a banana peel
Brain matter spill in isle three
I'll have to throw some lines down
Show you how it should be

Look at riverman spitting some verbiage
He's been round the block
Old man's got some courage
His rhymes I've no need to dissect
Got nothing but mad respect
Nothing left but to encourage

Prunetang bringing his A game
Rapping bout Ezeli
If anything it's too tame
But I agree with you really
Uncle Festus is a beast
He'll block your ass to ceiling
We'll be the champ soon that's my feeling
I guess we'll see soon enough
I hope his knees had enough healing

The Blazers are round the corner
All the boys back
ready to play all four quarters
We added Turner and Festus
Shit i can't wait no more this is torture
They want to underestimate us
They can lay with rest of em
Cause we the best of em

 

[Orion Bailey]

Bumpety Bumpo Bump, time to get some new beats up in this dump

 

[Chris Craig]

The Blazers are at a crossroad
Got some tough decisions ahead
Who should we unload
All this talk bout moving CJ
Talk is all it is let the man play
Dropping fitty in the RG
Whether at the rim or from the long 3
Theres no denying
No need for implying
Hes got red and Black running through his veins
Has the fans on their feet asking for more rain
Some say we gotta trade Phys Ed
I think they gotta bump on their head
Davis is the Blazers heart
Trade him and the mechanism falls apart
He does the dirty work
Like Norm Macdonald
Planting hookers in the trunks of cadalillacs
Knocking opponents around so hard
They think they getting cataracts
And if you think we should trade Bazz
For a pick or another player
Your just a hater
You don't see how he makes it easy breezy
Now that you think about it
he's not so expendable is he?
You think your clever with your trade scenarios
I'll just have to make it clear
Turn up your stereo
If you can't here
Our only hope is if Neil
can move Turner and Meyers
But, selling those lead contracts
Is like pulling teeth with plyers
Without local anesthesia
Otherwise its see ya wouldnt wanna be ya

 

[PtldPlatypus]

The Blazers are at a crossroad
Got some tough decisions ahead
Who should we unload
All this talk bout moving CJ
Talk is all it is let the man play
Dropping fitty in the RG
Whether at the rim or from the long 3
Theres no denying
No need for implying
Hes got red and Black running through his veins
Has the fans on their feet asking for more rain
Some say we gotta trade Phys Ed
I think they gotta bump on their head
Davis is the Blazers heart
Trade him and the mechanism falls apart
He does the dirty work
Like Norm Macdonald
Planting hookers in the trunks of cadalillacs
Knocking opponents around so hard
They think they getting cataracts
And if you think we should trade Bazz
For a pick or another player
Your just a hater
You don't see how he makes it easy breezy
Now that you think about it
he's not so expendable is he?
You think your clever with your trade scenarios
I'll just have to make it clear
Turn up your stereo
If you can't here
Our only hope is if Neil
can move Turner and Meyers
But, selling those lead contracts
Is like pulling teeth with plyers
Without local anesthesia
Otherwise its see ya wouldnt wanna be ya

The way you act in your Blazer rap
Is a truly confounding thing
Man, standing pat ain't where it's at
That ain't gonna win a ring
Yeah the team's all right a lot of nights
If the jumpshots are falling
But when things get tight in the heat of the fight
It's just Dame and CJ balling
Though you hate that it's so, deep down you know
There's truth in what I'm saying
Now check out the rolls--someone young's gotta go
Look at what we're paying!
Look at the team, it's clear to be seen
We'll have to suffer the sting
Survey the scene, you'll see what I mean
Gotta deal for some help on the wing.

 

[PtldPlatypus]

Deadline is coming, trade checker's humming
But nobody knows if the guy that is running
this team will be active, if deals will be massive.
Seems everyone thinks our GM gon' be passive.
Clear now is the time that he ought to cut salary--
is Harkless on the way out? He's gotta be!
Too many millstones on the team that PA owns
Maybe Neil should consult @hoopsjock and @BonesJones.
Their proposals are sick; combining contracts and picks
to reshape a roster that can't seem to click.
Stuck on a treadmill, don't know if Olshey will
Scrounge up the balls it takes to make a big deal
To swing for the fences, to try to convince us
That he's got a plan to make them contenders
Can't be wasting this time with Dame in his prime
Putting this crap around him just feels like a crime
So we wait for today and pray Woj will say
That somehow Olshey traded Meyers away.
Can he make that big trade and not end up played?
His history has me thinking, "Not Swayed".

 

[Chris Craig]

It's NBA trade day
Lillard throwin' out a mayday
For Neil to bring some help
He needs to get his ass off of yelp
Get on the phone with some Gms
Seal a deal by the pm
Get rid of Turner, Meyers and Harkless
Come on Neil don't be heartless
But those contracts got bricks tied to em
Sinkin' in the water to the bottom
All sellers and no buyers
Have to throw out a 1st despite the deniers
Do it Neil or your ass about to be fired