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We over 60 rappers here...UCD...myself..jlprk..we hold our own around here! I mean...jlprk cracked out a lymeric..that's a memory cell you young whippersnappers haven't found yet!
 
There was a new young fan from Portland
Who wasn't exactly from Smartland.
When Canzano said "Fire"
Though nothing was dire
He said Whitsitt you shouldn't support, fan.
 
Olshey dropped cheddar to keep the team together
bankin' on us gettin' better than San Diego weather.
McCollum's getting maxed, Crabbe's offer got matched,
while Ezeli's lookin' jacked; and we ain't lookin' back.
Brought Turner from Boston despite what he costin';
the lobs he be tossin' gon' make our bigs look awesome!

Well, that sucked...
 
PtldPlatypus said:
Olshey dropped cheddar to keep the team together
bankin' on us gettin' better than San Diego weather.
McCollum's getting maxed, Crabbe's offer got matched,
while Ezeli's lookin' jacked; and we ain't lookin' back.
Brought Turner from Boston despite what he costin';
the lobs he be tossin' gon' make our bigs look awesome!

Well, that sucked...
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On the fly, that was pretty fricken sweet! :)

Execpt that Ezeli hatin part! ;)
 
PtldPlatypus said:
Not hating. You seen his instagram posts? Dude is yoked. Looks like @dviss1 with his shirt off. That's what I mean't by "jacked"--ripped like a body-builder.
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I thought you mean Jacked as in his knees. lol

Yeah, I posted a comparison of him and Evander Holyfield. You miss that?
 
Orion Bailey said:
I thought you mean Jacked as in his knees. lol

Yeah, I posted a comparison of him and Evander Holyfield. You miss that?
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Oh yeah--forgot about that. Then you should have known what I meant, man! Why you gotta go straight to the negative? You've been arguing with yuyuza too much!
 
PtldPlatypus said:
Oh yeah--forgot about that. Then you should have known what I meant, man! Why you gotta go straight to the negative? You've been arguing with yuyuza too much!
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Well to be fair. I don't know if I have ever heard the word jacked to be used to describe a body building type of body.

But your right! Damn negativity rubbed off on me, lol.
 
Festus.
Ezeli.
Makin 7 milli.
Block your shot, shut you up, like when he's speaking swahili.
Looking cut like Evander before a heavyweight fight, L.A paid twice as much to watch Mozgov ride the pine right.
He'll stare you down, and really put the fear in ya. Steal your ball, you getting scammed like he's a prince from Nigeria.

That's all I got. I don't rap.
 
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Sly's got ear mites, worms and fleas
when he sits on your lap you can feel his disease
He can't help humping every leg in the house
With his cowboy hat and Aerosmith blouse
And the tires on your car will be two toned black
When he drains his bladder, kinda arches his back
And the bitch by his side really needs a bath
Plays poker pretty good for a dog without math
But we let him hang around and chuckle a bit
But the carpet still smells like a dog food shit
 
theprunetang said:
Festus.
Ezeli.
Makin 7 milli.
Block your shot, shut you up, like when he's speaking swahili.
Looking cut like Evander before a heavyweight fight, L.A paid twice as much to watch Mozgov ride the pine.
He'll stare you down, and really put the fear in ya. Steal your ball, you getting scammed like he's a prince from Nigeria.

That's all I got. I don't rap.
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Ps. If you read this in MF Doom's voice with a MadLib beat playing in the background, it gets better.
 
Witha wickety wack, time for another bomb attack

BItches like sly be licken my fly even when full of fleas...
PLEASE..
Get some kerosene and burn them bugs clean! I dont care about the smell of burnt hair
in love and war all is fair!

Some mutts think they can one up, like DGreen and your nut, but it lacks the funk....
adelic tricks that make you go lickety split splat. take that. now you look like a rat.
See what happens when you playin with fire, you lose all desire to keep your nuts away from the fire!!!
GOD DAMN YOUR FUCKING DIRE!!!

Thats okay, thinking you got fame, you got game, thinking you can play the big boys way.
Next Dame concert, im buying you a ticket, so you learn how to trick it, before you think you can just kick it.
See being hard takes time fool! rappin with class takes time, cool?
You cant post each line and be smooth, you just look like a tool!!!!

*Gives hard stare down*
 
Dame coming down straight looking for the perfect weapon. In the corner? Down the paint? It's a Smith and Wesson. Tossing burners down the Wire, Olshey signing Turner, like Barksdale bout to light the fire. Leave milk out too long and it curdles. @BigGameDamian answers back with "I LIKE TURTLES"! (That last line is shouted out in chorus.)
 
riverman said:
Sly's got ear mites, worms and fleas
when he sits on your lap you can feel his disease
He can't help humping every leg in the house
With his cowboy hat and Aerosmith blouse
And the tires on your car will be two toned black
When he drains his bladder, kinda arches his back
And the bitch by his side really needs a bath
Plays poker pretty good for a dog without math
But we let him hang around and chuckle a bit
But the carpet still smells like a dog food shit
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Did someone hack @riverman ?
 
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