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I must confess I was not there to see Walton fly by
Sky high, dunk it and make Jabar cry
But I did see Clyde Glide in the MC
He could make steals so fast its frightnin'
Get to the other side of the court like grease lightin'
I saw the enforcer enforce
And Sheed get T'd
So many times I thought he and the referees would get a divorce
I saw Aryvidas hook it from three
Without knees
I saw the western conference finals every time we made it in the ninetees
I saw all the first round exits, the misses, the handing over the keys
To so many new GMS and coaches, I couldn't believe
After every season my hope was ripped from me
The pain in my side was so intense, I thought I might need an appendectomy
I wanted to scream and punch my wall, felt like I lost someone in my family
I realized the pain was really in my heart, I couldn't stop the bleed.
Until the next day, anyway
Then all seemed to be ok
After all there is always the next season to look foward to
Cause when you a true Blazer fan your never through
 
Last season the Blazers had it all figured out
It was finally our time in rip city no doubt
Then Matthews went down, clowned his Achilles
The pressure was to much for Afflalo, but I don't blame him that shits silly
It was just a bad time with no rhyme or rhythm
Without our heart there was just no winning algorithm
We fell without our security in the standings to near obscurity
And with another quick exit, the plan fell apart with fear and uncertainty
With number twelve jumping ship, trades, and free agent accolades
We decided to go with younger players who will drink the Gatorade
Care more about chamipoships, then mansions and escalades
We still got Dame to lead the way, and we can always pray
We have good players potentially, if this experiment works out eventually
Things will be looking up for the Blazers exponentially
We just have to wait and see
We can do all the guessing we want to, will we do bad or won't we
Opinions are like assholes and lips everybodys got one
In the end it doesn't matter what we say because the results ain't got none
So sit back and watch these young guys play, it may be nasty
When we lose there will be no amnesty
But when we win, we'll destroy
And show the other team the difference between tragedy and travesty
 
Yo Yo, @ChrisCraig This ones for you. ;)


*Tap, Tap, Tap* the microphone...

"Whas up fools??? Back by popular demand is the rip city two rappoff!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

So with that said, lets get this party started, seee....
We all high on a Lillard time suite
Dame dollars droppin threes
Bringing us to our knees
Oh man how sweet was that suite??????

You got GrlChz eating HCP's nachos, cause he was a no show, hope it wasn't cause of me ya know?
Wookies pregame 12 pack of coors light, still sober at half time despite...
Good ole Hailblazers eyes fluttering romantically at Homer...Had to hide his damn boner
Then there was Strenous, who came a bit nervous, not sure who to root for.
He came in black and red but a hoodie with OKC blue.... that whore!!!
KJironman a master of analysis, sitting there getting pissed....
three quarters of the game it took him to figure out how to post a pic!!!
And with a one, a two a three lets say, Bbert and Marsi ,were pretty intense this day...
While some of us were hootin and hollering and getting drunk,
they were eyes glued to the court saying to the rest of us, what the fuck, pay attention you punks... watch the damn game!!!
And this!!!!: Slys shit eating grin when he realized the ball he was about to try to steal, was really a gift for him!!!
S2 is so cool we even had a celeb drop by. No King didnt make it, but John Goodman poked his head in and said hi!!!
Man, some seriously good times and I'm sad that there are some of you who Ive missed.
We need more time, the time flew by and for that im pissed.
But a night to never forget and thats the truth...Can we please do it again really soon??? Ill help pay, cause this was fuckin cool!!!!



Okay... lame... more like a shitty poem than a rap, but what can I say... the thread went to archives and im rusty. ;)

Who's next. You got game? You wanna play? Time to step up Mr. Chris Craig!!!
 
Orion Bailey said:
Yo Yo, @ChrisCraig This ones for you. ;)


*Tap, Tap, Tap* the microphone...

"Whas up fools??? Back by popular demand is the rip city two rappoff!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

So with that said, lets get this party started, seee....
We all high on a Lillard time suite
Dame dollars droppin threes
Bringing us to our knees
Oh man how sweet was that suite??????

You got GrlChz eating HCP's nachos, cause he was a no show, hope it wasn't cause of me ya know?
Wookies pregame 12 pack of coors light, still sober at half time despite...
Good ole Hailblazers eyes fluttering romantically at Homer...Had to hide his damn boner
Then there was Strenous, who came a bit nervous, not sure who to root for.
He came in black and red but a hoodie with OKC blue.... that whore!!!
KJironman a master of analysis, sitting there getting pissed....
three quarters of the game it took him to figure out how to post a pic!!!
And with a one, a two a three lets say, Bbert and Marsi ,were pretty intense this day...
While some of us were hootin and hollering and getting drunk,
they were eyes glued to the court saying to the rest of us, what the fuck, pay attention you punks... watch the damn game!!!
And this!!!!: Slys shit eating grin when he realized the ball he was about to try to steal, was really a gift for him!!!
S2 is so cool we even had a celeb drop by. No King didnt make it, but John Goodman poked his head in and said hi!!!
Man, some seriously good times and I'm sad that there are some of you who Ive missed.
We need more time, the time flew by and for that im pissed.
But a night to never forget and thats the truth...Can we please do it again really soon??? Ill help pay, cause this was fuckin cool!!!!



Okay... lame... more like a shitty poem than a rap, but what can I say... the thread went to archives and im rusty. ;)

Who's next. You got game? You wanna play? Time to step up Mr. Chris Craig!!!
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I thought we were friends:bored:
 
Life up in the arena moves fast you see
Blink your eyes and hear Mark shouting "For threee"
Dame Dolla's making buckets and handing out change
AC from deep you know he's found that range
CJ drive and dish as he weaves around trees
Spots the open Meyers no pump fakes please
Chief has arrived and he's leading the tribe
Harkless off the bench man he's feeling the vibe
Phys Ed with the hustle has the glass on lock
Tim Frazier on the break looks to pass the rock
Pat bringing us luck as we try and take the crown
Alexander rises up with the 1 handed throw down
Hendo's stroke is pure, Blazers take the lead
The vet Chris Kaman brings the humor indeed
Noah with the hook and his shots got arc
Montero's engine running as the cars in park
Last but not least Plums bringing intensity
Y'all already know this is how we do it in Rip City
 
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Steps up to the mike:

Ooh Shit, ah here we go
Almost signed a non disclosure but no
Neil's plan is still unknown
But we got a suite
Slypokerdog his media throne

Met up at the bartenderless bowling alley
Running up a tab with some of the crew
what's the tally
Slypokerdog dog dropping jack and cokes like water
Telling some hardcore jokes leading us to slaughter
When he and Streneus leave the rest of us talk about how we are all proud fathers
In the middle of packer land, but no bother
Who knew Hailblazer and Homer were fine beer conniseurs
All these jokes bout Wookie and his affinity for Coors

Homer the only one there Rocking Blazer gear, while near Hailblazer and Streneus try to explain their color schemes
In truth were just all dreaming the big dream
The suite life and Dame threes
We all throw our money down like big G's
And walk out that place like we own it
Hold the door for a lady, hope the female race don't disown us

Into the car
It's not far
The center formally known as the Rose Garden
Slydogs trophy in my lap I'm guardin'
I won't forsake it
Hailblazers nagging like my wife from the wheel...don't break it
Discussing whether we should try to win this season or tank it

VIP access to the suite level no lines
Just security that's fine
Treating us like bone thugs
VIP style no gloves from behind
Before they scan our ticket to heaven
In suite 18 is my brethren
I enter to beers and cheers in totality
A room full of nerds in reality
I can't say much more because of legalities

Halftime cues us harking on Adam B
Wook and I calling out his name like he's the next contestant, till he looks we aren't gonna let him be.
Finally he raises his hands up
Says "What!?"
We say hi, its a riot
Though Bjaranson didn't seem to buy it

The second half is all but boring
Both teams playin hard
They are both scoring, back and forth
The crowds and us roaring

Here comes the fourth
OKC leading
But have no fear Dame Dollar will have them pleading
Dropping threes like griddles on a hot grill
One after another with some sizzle
What a thrill
Leaving OKC with a puzzle
There is no choice but timeout
Let grow their seed of doubt
In their huddle they can pout
while I drink my Stout

Have no fear Blazer fans
Dames a three point assassin
Trimming the deficit faster than you can ask him
Before we know it we are on our feet in the suite,
enjoying the sweet taste of victory
An epic game, OKC is history

Celebrating and embracing
Blazer fans at their hardcorest
In suite 18 we know what the score is
Fuck the draftpick the chorus
Cause this hangover, the rest is a fog
Oh yeah
MVP Slypokerdog
 
Dame Time (x3)
Is there an echo in here
It's underdog have no fear
Dame came to play you best stand clear
Think you can stop him how deranged
Hes breaking ankles from 3point range
So bad
Westbrook needs a name change

Should be a four point play
But refs got no respect no way
That shits straight up machivallian
If this was a James Bond film
They'd be the villan

It's gametime
And Dame time is thrillin'
I'm getting vertigo
From all the threes that he's drillin'
I can't believe that the away team
Thinks they're still in it

He's trimming the deficit faster then
Obama, setting a precident
Dame for president
I'll vote for him before Trump or Hillary
Without hesitance

Dame Time(x3)
I think I hear that echo
Off the ceiling where the jerseys are hanging, just let go
and let it in
Dame Time just won the game again
So lift up your chin,
shout it out
Be proud to be a Blazer fan
cause Dame Dollars got our back no doubt
 
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Chris Craig said:
Steps up to the mike:

Ooh Shit, ah here we go
Almost signed a non disclosure but no
Neil's plan is still unknown
But we got a suite
Slypokerdog his media throne

Met up at the bartenderless bowling alley
Running up a tab with some of the crew
what's the tally
Slypokerdog dog dropping jack and cokes like water
Telling some hardcore jokes leading us to slaughter
When he and Streneus leave the rest of us talk about how we are all proud fathers
In the middle of packer land, but no bother
Who knew Hailblazer and Homer were fine beer conniseurs
All these jokes bout Wookie and his affinity for Coors

Homer the only one there Rocking Blazer gear, while near Hailblazer and Streneus try to explain their color schemes
In truth were just all dreaming the big dream
The suite life and Dame threes
We all throw our money down like big G's
And walk out that place like we own it
Hold the door for a lady, hope the female race don't disown us

Into the car
It's not far
The center formally known as the Rose Garden
Slydogs trophy in my lap I'm guardin'
I won't forsake it
Hailblazers nagging like my wife from the wheel...don't break it
Discussing whether we should try to win this season or tank it

VIP access to the suite level no lines
Just security that's fine
Treating us like bone thugs
VIP style no gloves from behind
Before they scan our ticket to heaven
In suite 18 is my brethren
I enter to beers and cheers in totality
A room full of nerds in reality
I can't say much more because of legalities

Halftime cues us harking on Adam B
Wook and I calling out his name like he's the next contestant, till he looks we aren't gonna let him be.
Finally he raises his hands up
Says "What!?"
We say hi, its a riot
Though Bjaranson didn't seem to buy it

The second half is all but boring
Both teams playin hard
They are both scoring, back and forth
The crowds and us roaring

Here comes the fourth
OKC leading
But have no fear Dame Dollar will have them pleading
Dropping threes like griddles on a hot grill
One after another with some sizzle
What a thrill
Leaving OKC with a puzzle
There is no choice but timeout
Let grow their seed of doubt
In their huddle they can pout
while I drink my Stout

Have no fear Blazer fans
Dames a three point assassin
Trimming the deficit faster than you can ask him
Before we know it we are on our feet in the suite,
enjoying the sweet taste of victory
An epic game, OKC is history

Celebrating and embracing
Blazer fans at their hardcorest
In suite 18 we know what the score is
Fuck the draftpick the chorus
Cause this hangover, the rest is a fog
Oh yeah
MVP Slypokerdog
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Chris Craig said:
Dame Time (x3)
Is there an echo in here
It's underdog have no fear
Dame came to play you best stand clear
Think you can stop him how deranged
Hes breaking ankles from 3point range
So bad
Westbrook needs a name change

Should be a four point play
But refs got no respect no way
That shits straight up machivallian
If this was a James Bond film
They'd be the villan

It's gametime
And Dame time is thrillin'
I'm getting vertigo
From all the threes that he's drillin'
I can't believe that the away team
Thinks they're still in it

He's trimming the deficit faster then
Obama, setting a precident
Dame for president
I'll vote for him before Trump or Hillary
Without being hesitant

Dame Time(x3)
I think I hear that echo
Off the ceiling where the jerseys are hanging, just let go
and let it in
Dame Time just won the game again
So lift up your chin,
shout it out
Be proud to be a Blazer fan
cause Dame Dollars got our back no doubt
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Oh shit!!! Sounds like Chris Craig Time right now!!!!! Someones competing for Lillard time!!! Damn!
 
We traded the Thrill but still keepin it real
The boy Dame Lillard with the shots to kill
Cav, Piston, Rocket or Buck
He'll put you down without giving a ...
Second thought as he rises up for 3
Showing why we call it Rip City

Best fans in the league
Yeah that's no contest
Representing the cause
As Dame puts em to rest
 
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They called us a mediocrity
Well shit our GM must be Socrates
Said we'd were young guns
Who had have no wins but lots o fun
Little did they know
Were a bomb bout to go off
And steal the show

Who cares that we lost most our starters
The NBA is getting younger,
The Lakers are fakers,
And I think Kobes wearing a garter
Meanwhile there's no team who's worked harder
All that sweat and blood to prove were real
and we have climbed the ladder
And turned in to something that matters
Because of Neil

It's not the size of the dog in the fight
It's the size of the fight in the dog
And though we might look like a chiauwau were a fucking doberman
Ready to bite back
Attack
On the fast break
Dame to Harkless
Highlight reel, make the rim shake
Another triple for 3J
A posters not good enough
I think they need an x-ray
Get that defense out of here that shits flimsy
Davis will show you the right way
Knock that ball out the MC
Crabbe will always be our 6th man
Gerald our layup hitman
Hell I can't tell if Vonlehs gonna be king Kong or greased lightning
Leonard is starting to rebound
Man that shits enlightening

Every players got a chip on their shoulder
Shits about to get strange like those aliens
Keeping the truth from fox mulder
Were about to destroy and conquer
We are doing so good its starting to make Adam silver go bonkers

Guess I've got nothin left but to be thankin
All those who said we should be
tankin
Cause it's been nothing but but ammo
For the Blazers chemistry viscosity
Whammo
Like super glue were hanging high
To the nbas animosity
Unlike those other so called sho-ins we don't take a day off
And san antoinio that's why we'll see you ass in the first round of the playoffs
 
Chris Craig said:
They called us a mediocrity
Well shit our GM must be Socrates
Said we'd were young guns
Who had have no wins but lots o fun
Little did they know
Were a bomb bout to go off
And steal the show

Who cares that we lost most our starters
The NBA is getting younger,
The Lakers are fakers,
And I think Kobes wearing a garter
Meanwhile there's no team who's worked harder
All that sweat and blood to prove were real
and we have climbed the ladder
And turned in to something that matters
Because of Neil

It's not the size of the dog in the fight
It's the size of the fight in the dog
And though we might look like a chiauwau were a fucking doberman
Ready to bite back
Attack
On the fast break
Dame to Harkless
Highlight reel, make the rim shake
Another triple for 3J
A posters not good enough
I think they need an x-ray
Get that defense out of here that shits flimsy
Davis will show you the right way
Knock that ball out the MC
Crabbe will always be our 6th man
Gerald our layup hitman
Hell I can't tell if Vonlehs gonna be king Kong or greased lightning
Leonard is starting to rebound
Man that shits enlightening

Every players got a chip on their shoulder
Shits about to get strange like those aliens
Keeping the truth from fox mulder
Were about to destroy and conquer
We are doing so good its starting to make Adam silver go bonkers

Guess I've got nothin left but to be thankin
All those who said we should be
tankin
Cause it's been nothing but but ammo
For the Blazers chemistry viscosity
Whammo
Like super glue were hanging high
To the nbas animosity
Unlike those other so called sho-ins we don't take a day off
And san antoinio that's why we'll see you ass in the first round of the playoffs
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You know what Chris, I'm not even gonna have a competition or anything. Ive officially nominated you to write lyrics for a Blazers song I have in the works. PM me your email and I will send a rough draft version to you to get you a feel for it. Ill have it ready in a couple hours, as I need ot send it to a couple others who might be working on it as well. Just doing some minor editing on some initial tracks. Now we just need another rapper, unless you can rock the mic! ;)
 
Orion Bailey said:
You know what Chris, I'm not even gonna have a competition or anything. Ive officially nominated you to write lyrics for a Blazers song I have in the works. PM me your email and I will send a rough draft version to you to get you a feel for it. Ill have it ready in a couple hours, as I need ot send it to a couple others who might be working on it as well. Just doing some minor editing on some initial tracks. Now we just need another rapper, unless you can rock the mic! ;)
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Sent you a pm... Be glad to work on some lyrics man...I might even be motivated to pic up a mic...all I got I've got say is appreciate the respect
 
How come when I search for this thread using the title and/or portions of the title, it doesn't show up? I had to sift through my likes to find this thread. :)

With that said, yes. Its time once again you heathens. You disciples of the Blazer Flame of hell we shall instill upon all competition.

WHy? Cause we have the (soon to be) best leader ever in the game...that's right. His name is Dame.

So you ready to throw down, or you just gonna go down?

Studio is put back together and man im itching like a silty feather. Its time to complete the Blazer theme from the zeros so we can pass it along to our heros.

You got game? Not looking for fame, just a little competition that isn't lame.

Dame at the Crystal Ballroom. Did you go? I didn't... what a fool thinking it wasn't for me, i'm not cool. Shiiiit. Ida had a blast, I can tell now, cause that Dame works fast. Ida had to give him a bow.

Okay after reading, there is definitely some rust to dust off, but its not even preseason, let alone the playoffs, so who's down for round two? Or are all of you sitting scared in your chairs like glue?
 
Why does it have to be rap & hip hop all the time? Why can't it be load screaming head banging music?
 
Festosterone Ezeli makes us better in the paint
He'll toughen up Meyers cause Meyers just ain't
With an ET lob and a scorer in the lane
Teams will have to think twice about doubling Dame
Got length, got depth and a leader that's real
Better guys came back better than some lame trade deal!
 
riverman said:
Festosterone Ezeli makes us better in the paint
He'll toughen up Meyers cause Meyers just ain't
With an ET lob and a scorer in the lane
Teams will have to think twice about doubling Dame
Got length, got depth and a leader that's real
Better guys came back better than some lame trade deal!
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You almost got a like.

Then I realized you slammed my man!
 
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