Exclusive THE KRAKEN

[MARIS61]

Seriously, if there's anything that is destined to define/determine/depose/destroy/distract/dissuade/disgrace/dismantle/disinform for the next year or so, and deserving it's own thread, it's THE KRAKEN.

 

[MARIS61]

https://www.defendingtherepublic.org/

 

[e_blazer]

I think she’s been smoking some kraken.

 

[noknobs]

"The federal judge presiding over Sidney Powell and L. Lin Wood’s lawsuit challenging Wisconsin’s election results issued a ruling on Wednesday that reads like a laundry list of embarrassing procedural failures and omissions, highlighting what could well represent the nadir of post-election legal ineptitude.

Filed Tuesday in Wisconsin’s Eastern District, the complaint—which asked the court to direct the state to declare President Donald Trump the winner of the 2020 election—proved immediately problematic, as one of the named plaintiffs stated that the attorneys used his name without permission."

 

[noknobs]

"Initially hyped up to intense fanfare among Trump’s stalwart followers, the Georgia petition came under intense scrutiny and close-readings that quickly led to a cascade of Twitter-based mockery and scorn as legal observers noted several clumsy formatting and typographical errors. Freshly filed with the U.S. District Court for the Northern District of Georgia, the actually-submitted lawsuit appears to repeat each and every one of those heavily discussed and reported on errors."

 

[Minstrel]

Even Trump distanced himself from Sidney Powell. For a guy who embraces any nutcase who's on his side, that should speak volumes.

 

[ABM]

*tap* *tap* This thing on?

 

[UncleCliffy'sDaddy]

I don’t care if I’m being sexist or not, but......this woman is not handling menopause well at all. She may have already been innately crazy, but there is an obvious chemical imbalance happening before our eyes. But if nothing else, this whack job is entertaining as hell.....and just makes Trump and his minions look worse and worse. In other words, she’s is doing an excellent job of what most of us thought was no longer possible.

 

[julius]

Humility is not a strong characteristic among many of the MAGA supporters. You'd think have repeated beat downs, they'd just shut up and go away. But nope, they double down on the insanity and act like it's the rest of us who are being played for fools.

They're hitching their wagon to the losing side of history, and the losing side of right now.

 

[riverman]

The presidency is actually becoming a Firesign Theater, National Lampoon or Monty Python skit....

 

[ABM]

Initially, I thought this thread was gonna be cryptocurrency-related.

 

[UncleCliffy'sDaddy]

I’ve been listening to a lot of Mellencamp lately and his song “Walk Tall” is the absolute perfect song for the current times;

The simple minded
And the ill informed
Can be easily led astray
And those that cannot connect the dots
Hey look the other way
People believe what they want to believe
When it makes no sense at all
And I wish you all along the sideline
The strength to
Walk tall

Those poor Trump loving bastards are really gonna hurt when they finally realize that Santa doesn’t exist.........

 

[ABM]

Those poor Trump loving bastards are really gonna hurt when they finally realize that Santa doesn’t exist.........

....and then it all gets better (or does it?) when they realize Joe does.

 

[UncleCliffy'sDaddy]

....and then it all gets better (or does it?) when they realize Joe does.

If they had half a brain collectively between them, yes. But the actual reality is, they don’t. And who really gives a shit what Magatts think????? As those Trump base flags make exceedingly clear, “fuck your feelings”. Trumps fans should be sincerely grateful Biden has no plans to prosecute Trump. Rumor has it you aren’t allowed to Tweet from prison.......

 

[ABM]

If they had half a brain collectively between them, yes. But the actual reality is, they don’t. And who really gives a shit what Magatts think????? As those Trump base flags make exceedingly clear, “fuck your feelings”. Trumps fans should be sincerely grateful Biden has no plans to prosecute Trump. Rumor has it you aren’t allowed to Tweet from prison.......

Me thinks you overexaggerate.

 

[UncleCliffy'sDaddy]

Me thinks you overexaggerate.

Says the guy who actually believes everything the Exaggerator In Chief says. In other words, you wouldn’t know an exaggeration if it bit you on the nose (See what I did there.....?).

 

[Fez Hammersticks]

Trump wearing diapers for 3+ decades - and pooping pants in front of world leaders...

Rudy’s face melting...

Rudy farting...

And now this.

 

[Fez Hammersticks]

Delicious

 

[Fez Hammersticks]

But wait!

There’s more!

 

[GoBlazersGo]

But wait!

There’s more!

"Release the Kra[pp]en... !"

 

[noknobs]

Jesus Christ, you can't make this up.

 

[The Professional Fan]

Seriously,

Nah

 

[Fez Hammersticks]

The best people, amirite @magnifier661

 

[noknobs]

I urge everyone to google "Rudy farts during hearing"

 

[julius]

The level of incompetence by the GOP and Trump here is quite historic.

 

[SlyPokerDog]

That was awesome!

 

[SlyPokerDog]

 

[Chris Craig]

Dang, I thought this was a thread about rum

 

[Strenuus]

Dang, I thought this was a thread about rum

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Brooooo i had a good time in pacific city with that.

Thats all I'm gonna say.

 

[barfo]

Shh. Be vewy vewy quiet... I'm hunting kwaken!

barfo