The Nets Haiku Thread

[GMJ]

Search: 'define: jaundice'</p>

Yellowing of skin and eyes</p>

It looks obvious</p>

 

[Kid Chocolate]

HEY GMJigga! </p>

No Pants plus Kid Chocolate</p>

I want my sig now!</p>

 

[#1_War_Poet_ForLife]

Silly Cowboys Fan.</p>

netsforlife meant in real life</p>

Twas a simple joke.</p>

 

[GMJ]

I know, I love Jokes</p>

No Frank means obsolete posts</p>

KC learn manners</p>

 

[#1_War_Poet_ForLife]

Last for this Tues Night.</p>

Wish you coae on earlier.</p>

Off to bed, I say!</p>

 

[GMJ]

s2 GM draft</p>

Don't need any other picks</p>

'Cause I have Kobe</p>

 

[#1_War_Poet_ForLife]

Bad GMJigga</p>

TD should have gone 1/2.</p>

Gone 5th? Blasphemy</p>

 

[GMJ]

TD is boring</p>

I'm picking dudes that I like</p>

Mensah-Bonsu, Next.</p>

 

[Kid Chocolate]

You must like losing</p>

Picking Mr. 81</p>

Can't stop, Yao, Melo</p>

 

[Arrpy]

Steph and Isiah </p>

The best of friends forever </p>

Until the season starts lol</p>

 

[#1_War_Poet_ForLife]

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Kid Chocolate)</div><div class='quotemain'>

You must like losing</p>

Picking Mr. 81</p>

Can't stop, Yao, Melo </p>

</div></p>

</p><p align="center">Bosh and Kidd would beast.</p><p align="center">You could have had both of them.</p><p align="center">And add Andre I.</p>

</p>

</p>

</p>

Imagine Kidd, Bosh, and Iggy. </p>

 

[JCB]

underground hip hop
</p>

one be lo is masterful</p>

this is stuff you feel</p>

 

[GMJ]

sonogram fetus</p>

symphony compilations</p>

steely dan does jazz</p>

 

[GMJ]

Kobe Bryant: God</p>

Averages 81 points</p>

Hey, its fantasy</p>

 

[Kid Chocolate]

Steely Dan Black Cow</p>

Lord Tariq and Peter Gunz</p>

Deja Vu (Uptown) </p>

 

[#1_War_Poet_ForLife]

Big Bump; this really needs.</p>

We need some more Haikus now.</p>

Any more out there? Please? </p>

 

[GMJ]

You're first line had 6</p>

You should be a pro by now</p>

After 4 pages</p>

 

[pegs]

i had a good night</p>

but i didn't get any</p>

hm, maybe next time</p>

</p>

 

[Kid Chocolate]

To get some next time</p>

Make sure you bring the roofies</p>

Slip them into drinks</p>

</p>

JK, of course!</p>

<font color="#ffffff">or am I?</font></p>

 

[#1_War_Poet_ForLife]

Right are you today.</p>

Could not count 2 for major.</p>

I have fixed it, Jigg.</p>

 

[Kid Chocolate]

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (mynetsforlife)</div><div class='quotemain'>

Right are you today.</p>

Could not count 2 for major.</p>

I have fixed it, Jigga.</p>

</div></p>

</p>

Once again, you fail</p>

Will you ever correct it?</p>

Your last line is six.</p>

 

[GMJ]

Maybe it was right?</p>

Celtic pronounciation?</p>

Then its pronounced: Gigg?</p>

 

[downunderwonder]

DownUnderWonder</p>

my name a whole line. Yipee!</p>

oh christ now what huh?</p>

 

[#1_War_Poet_ForLife]

I keep messing up.</p>

I really hope that gets fixed.</p>

Doubt it thoroughly. </p>

 

[GMJ]

Does anyone else</p>

Reply in the Haiku form</p>

In other threads too?</p>

 

[GMJ]

Theo is blacked out</p>

Found the draft thread anyway</p>

Draw own conclusions</p>

 

[pegs]

theo got hammered</p>

i wanna party with him</p>

does he get any?</p>

 

[Kid Chocolate]

Get hammered with him</p>

Then you can hammer Theo</p>

You can both get some</p>

 

[#1_War_Poet_ForLife]

Looking at the pic...</p>

In great KC's avatar</p>

Makes me chuckle lots.</p>

 

[pegs]

no thanks, not for me</p>

no homo, i always say</p>

i'm straighter than straight </p>