The Nets Haiku Thread

[Kid Chocolate]

How can Adonal</p>

Win the most improved award</p>

When he plays like Shaq?</p>

 

[#1_War_Poet_ForLife]

Adonal Foyle.</p>

Improves on his perfection.</p>

</p>

MVP/MI</p>

 

[GMJ]

The new page design</p>

It looks so fresh and so clean</p>

Next: Haiku features?</p>

 

[pegs]

adonyl foyle</p>

is mvp of new york</p>

and of my heart, too</p>

 

[#1_War_Poet_ForLife]

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (GMJigga)</div><div class='quotemain'>

The new page design</p>

It looks so fresh and so clean</p>

Next: Haiku features? </p></div>

Syllable counter!</p>

That would be freaking awesome.</p>

KC would not fail! </p>

 

[GMJ]

Syllable counter</p>

Separates the men from boys</p>

Men do not need it</p>

 

[GMJ]

Real men write haikus</p>

Especially 'bout the Nets</p>

While Knicks fans write s***</p>

 

[#1_War_Poet_ForLife]

Knicks fans cannot write.</p>

Just like ZBo can't defend.</p>

All of them suck lots.</p>

 

[GMJ]

Kweli's new album</p>

Not great, but like Game Theory</p>

the right direction</p>

 

[downunderwonder]

Kweli live was. "yawn"</p>

Monotone voice boring beats</p>

massive letdown. why?</p>

 

[pegs]

kweli's newest vid</p>

is the hottest thing out there</p>

coolest vid ever </p>

 

[Kid Chocolate]

Kweli was cooler</p>

Before the year 2000</p>

Ride the Train of Thought.</p>

 

[#1_War_Poet_ForLife]

How's my new siggy?</p>

Please do not be too biased.</p>

If you can do so. </p>

 

[GMJ]

Yo, the yankees suck</p>

Then again, so does baseball</p>

I guess I'm biased</p>

 

[GMJ]

That is the question</p>

You know you were thinking it</p>

Was he jerkin it?</p>

 

[Kid Chocolate]

The Yankees suck butt.</p>

The Yankees suck big fat horse dong.</p>

The Yankees suck butt.</p>

 

[downunderwonder]

LMAO! LOL! Go bluejays or something.... I dunno I know as much about baseball as you guys know about cricket!</p>

 

[#1_War_Poet_ForLife]

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Downunderwonder)</div><div class='quotemain'>

LMAO! LOL! Go bluejays or something.... I dunno I know as much about baseball as you guys know about cricket!</p></div>

My Dad played cricket. </p>

Played International Comp.</p>

Constantly bragging.</p>

</p>

</p>

</p>

</p>

 

[Kid Chocolate]

Crickets annoy me</p>

Chirp Chirp Chirp Chirp Chirp Chirp Chirp</p>

Chirp Chirp Chirp SHUT UP!</p>

 

[Dumpy]

My new computer</p>

is here, and is tremendous</p>

Next up: new TV</p>

 

[Dumpy]

Poor Eddie Griffin.</p>

You can't read inside one's head.</p>

He was just a kid.</p>

 

[GMJ]

Dumpy's computer</p>

It's not really tremendous</p>

See his avatar</p>

 

[Dumpy]

that was my old one</p>

Pentium III 450</p>

It was eight years old.</p>

 

[Dumpy]

You can't change people</p>

but before you kill yourself</p>

talk to someone first.</p>

 

[downunderwonder]

Dumpy returns. Woot!</p>

Another Nets Fan joins up</p>

Cause for Haiku. Hi!</p>

 

[GMJ]

Call Shenanigans</p>

Theres no way you can type now</p>

Without arms, or face.</p>

 

[downunderwonder]

man of many skills</p>

types without fingers easy</p>

uses his vertebrae</p>

 

[Dumpy]

My avatar should</p>

be much biggerso you can</p>

watch his eyes fly off</p>

 

[Kid Chocolate]

It's the Dumpy man</p>

The one man posting machine</p>

How the hell are ya?</p>

 

[Dumpy]

I'm kind of worn out</p>

Mrs Dumpy is away</p>

Kids are killing me.</p>