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In there like swimwear!</p>

I'm ready like speaghetti!</p>

We needRod Benson!</p>
 
Three hundred haikus</p>

have been posted in this thread</p>

we should all be proud</p>
 
Goes with out saying
That the New Jersey Nets fans
Are the most cultured</p>
 
Well speaking of which
Real World Sydney's on tonight
Still like Parisa</p>
 
my tooth is missing.</p>

i'm sick of my fake tooth.</p>

figures, shit happens.</p>
 
Marcus broke his foot
First saw thread title, thought 'Sean'
A sigh of relief</p>
 
Would rather it be Sean</p>

Marcus is getting minutes</p>

Means more to the team</p>
 
I know, and you're right
It made me question myself
Sean-colored glasses.</p>
 
Are the gifs too much?
Someone tell me if they are
Don't want gaudy sigs</p>
 
Only need one GIF</p>

Two are making me dizzy</p>

but thanks for asking</p>
 
Marcus! Oh, Marcus!</p>

You've worked so hard this summer</p>

Don't fret--you'll be back.</p>
 
Marcus! Oh, Marcus!
Breaking is such sweet sorrow
Call Walsh tomorrow</p>
 
<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Dumpy)</div><div class='quotemain'></p>

Only need one GIF</p>

Two are making me dizzy</p>

but thanks for asking</p>

</div></p>

I thought Dizzy's made
Your and Jizzy's love child
I'll be here all night!</p>

</p>
 
i'll be here all night</p>

morning, too, watchin fresh prince</p>

always in chill mode.</p>
 
No liquor tonight
Got a round of tests next week
Responsible man</p>
 
<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (peg182)</div><div class='quotemain'></p>

my tooth is missing.</p>

i'm sick of my fake tooth.</p>

figures, shit happens.</p>

</div></p>

I've got a fake, too.</p>

I like going for check-ups.</p>

My dentist is cute.</p>

</p>
 
<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (lukewarmplay)</div><div class='quotemain'></p>

I've got a fake, too.</p>

I like going for check-ups.</p>

My dentist is cute.</p>

</div></p>

</p>

The assistant is.</p>

Her name is Candy, haha.</p>

maybe a stripper?</p>
 
Its time for breakfast
But the fridgeadare is bare
Easy-Mac cuisine</p>
 
Damn I wantto eat</p>

Because I am hungry now</p>

I got tofind things</p>
 
Marcus oh Marcus</p>

Damn I can't live without you</p>

You arethe leader of Subs</p>
 
the leader of subs?</p>

subway, i would prolly say.</p>

hm, maybe quizno's?</p>
 
Quiznos is so good
Luxury sandwiches, please
So good in belly</p>
 
where my pizza at?</p>

my cousins are coming over, cool.</p>

can't wait for pizza.</p>
 
I don't get wrasslin
It's like soap operas for males
It sounds kinda gay</p>
 
i agree with that.</p>

UFC is the real shit.</p>

WWE= The Hills.</p>
 
ha ha ha ha ha
Best comparison I've heard
I'll have to use that</p>

Letter W
Pronounced with three syllables
Beware acronyms</p>
 
acronyms suck ass.</p>

i'm so strange. country and rap...?</p>

odd combination</p>
 
i can't wait for games</p>

NBA 08, or Live,</p>

Which one should I buy?</p>
 
Get 2k my man
But don't take my word for it
Try before you buy</p>
 
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