The Nets Haiku Thread

[jarkid]

Training Camp coming</p>

How'll they perfrom after that</p>

I want to watch</p>

 

[GMJ]

Houston you a**hole
You're not signing with New York
Commit already</p>

</p>

 

[GMJ]

Broski, heinekin
Grunt when I get my swell on
Jagerbombs, ya skanks.</p>

 

[GMJ]

DA signs with Nets
We have better shot than Mavs?
Dawn of a new day.</p>

 

[pegs]

I don't wanna sleep.</p>

I wanna skip school tomorrow.</p>

It's gotten boring.</p>

 

[GMJ]

Peg, Jigga and Ghoti
The Nets board slumber party
Keep the pants on, though</p>

 

[jarkid]

I'm with many girls</p>

Some of them are beautiful</p>

Which one should be mine</p>

 

[pegs]

Jarkid is a pimp?</p>

NICE! Just make all of em yours.</p>

just do one a day.</p>

 

[jarkid]

I'm just afraid that</p>

none of them would be my girl</p>

I must be better</p>

 

[#1_War_Poet_ForLife]

Got a senior girl.</p>

Me, the quintessential nerd.</p>

Also as a freshmen.</p>

</p>

</p>

 

[GMJ]

Slept with Tyra Banks
Now she won't stop calling me
Lets keep telling truths </p>

 

[#1_War_Poet_ForLife]

No lie, no joking.</p>

She thought I was quite funny.</p>

Called this kid "douchebag".</p>

 

[GMJ]

LOL thats how it goes
Nice guys always finish last
Mynets keeps hustlin'</p>

 

[#1_War_Poet_ForLife]

Mean? No. Opposite.</p>

Some guy was harrasing her.</p>

"Why will you not talk?"</p>

</p>

</p>

This guy has questioned.</p>

Me: Maybe cause you're a douchebag.</p>

Her: Laughs and giggles.</p>

</p>

Today this morning.</p>

She had been really tired.</p>

Slept on my shoulder.</p>

</p>

On bus post school.</p>

Nope, she was not there today.</p>

Here my story ends.</p>

 

[GMJ]

The quadruple ku
Story-format is legend
An inovator!</p>

If she think's you're nice
Make it rain on her next time
Superman that ho'</p>

Do not ask me why
Throwing money on your friend
Will improve image</p>

 

[#1_War_Poet_ForLife]

Soulja boy, fast fail.</p>

Travis Barker makes in Good.</p>

Can't hear him talking

</p>

 

[pegs]

Aw, that sounds real cute.
When girls sleep on my shoulder,
It feels so, so good.</p>

Man, I love haiku's.
This thread is my favorite.
Don't stop posting, guys!</p>

 

[#1_War_Poet_ForLife]

Specially awesome?</p>

When they are four years major.</p>

And quite hot to boot.</p>

 

[jarkid]

I rreally like to</p>

be the man that girl relys on</p>

It'sgreat happiness</p>

 

[J.S]

What's up with Haikus? Maybe you guys are just nuts. Yeah, whatever, man.


And for the record, the second line is seven, It's not eight Jarkid

 

[pegs]

of course we are nuts.
We are Nets fans, with no pants.
What do you expect?</p>

</p>

Jarkid got it wrong?
You should be a pro by now!
Keep tryin, buddy.</p>

 

[GMJ]

J.S c'mon now
Put your post in haiku form
Embrace your Nets side.</p>

Mynetsforlife's sig
I made his post hall of shame
Keep it! its funny! </p>

 

[#1_War_Poet_ForLife]

Hall of Shame? Not so.</p>

More like hall of funnieness.</p>

You belong in there.</p>

 

[#1_War_Poet_ForLife]

Firey red hair.</p>

And electricly blue eyes.</p>

An infectious laugh.</p>

 

[pegs]

I'm done with redheads.</p>

Rather have blonde or brunette.</p>

Only with nice eyes tho.</p>

</p>

 

[GMJ]

Red hair and blue eyes????
What kind of pigment is that????
You're dating Jean Grey</p>

 

[pegs]

Jean Grey's pretty hot.</p>

Rather have Storm tho, of course.</p>

love me some Halle.</p>

 

[GMJ]

Nets board most active
During wee hours of night
NJ Nocturnals</p>

 

[#1_War_Poet_ForLife]

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (GMJigga)</div><div class='quotemain'></p>

Red hair and blue eyes????
What kind of pigment is that????
You're dating Jean Grey</p>

</div></p>

An X-Man? Awesome!</p>

Seriously, scared me too

</p>

</p>

Who am I to ask?</p>

 

[pegs]

Almost lost haikus!
Thread is dead, we must revive!
How could we forget??</p>

I've said it before..
Girls ain't nothin but trouble.
but, hey, it's worth it.</p>