The Nets Haiku Thread

[pegs]

What's Deltron Zero?</p>

Who thought up of that lame name?</p>

Sounds Ashy to me.</p>

 

[Kid Chocolate]

Is that an excuse?</p>

The schedule favors I</p>

As do the players.</p>

</p>

 

[Dumpy]

You have good players</p>

but you don't know how to win.</p>

I know strategy.</p>

 

[downunderwonder]

Fantasy games hard.</p>

I have always sucked at maths</p>

Number crunching, "meh"....</p>

 

[lukewarmplay]

GMJigga falls</p>

Like countless others before.*</p>

Shut his system down.</p>

</p>

*4</p>

</p>

 

[Kid Chocolate]

Wait till you play me.</p>

This human will not die soon.</p>

Alive and pooping.</p>

 

[GMJ]

You mistake the flames
I'm reborn like the phoenix
GMJigga lives</p>

 

[GMJ]

GMJ and Shake
Matching avatars = awesome
Solidarity</p>

 

[pegs]

Tony Romo? Gay.
That pic really burns my eyes.
Get that outta here.</p>

</p>

On the other hand,
Johnny's smooth good looks are fine.
easy on the eyes.</p>

 

[GMJ]

Dumpy's "sweet sixteen"*
One day he'll use firefox
*Kid Chocolate's idea</p>

 

[pegs]

Hard to see Dumpy</p>

As a bitchy teenage girl.</p>

Dumpy's daughter? hm.</p>

 

[Dumpy]

She is sick tonight.</p>

Has a fever and threw up.</p>

Hope she feels better.</p>

</p>

Here is the worst part:</p>

I have a big call 'morrow</p>

she can't disturb me.</p>

</p>

Jigga is talking</p>

about my 16-dupe post.</p>

I hate explorer.</p>

 

[#1_War_Poet_ForLife]

Hope she feels better.</p>

Tell her mynetsforlife says...</p>

She is very hot.</p>

 

[pegs]

Saw those 16 posts.
Is that a first on S2?
Pretty Crazy, man.</p>

Switch to Mozilla.
I've really grown to love it.
It's a good browser.</p>

 

[#1_War_Poet_ForLife]

16 posts? Hm? What?</p>

Someone want to fill me in?</p>

Pretty, pretty please?</p>

 

[GMJ]

Double, or Triple
But I've never seen sixteen
Read the forum, bro</p>

 

[#1_War_Poet_ForLife]

16tuple post?</p>

Where did Dumpy do that thing?</p>

Link please? Thread title.</p>

 

[GMJ]

Here it is, mynets
Sorry to call you out, Dumps
But its worth a laugh </p>

 

[pegs]

The link is right here.
Hm, Has it been done before?
I'm not so sure. Rar</p>

 

[GMJ]

We're playing like doo
No matter who we play now
I expect a loss.</p>

 

[GMJ]

Oh sweet, the new site
It looks better than before
A lot to learn, though

 

[pegs]

This site, confusing.
No table tags? No div tags?
You're better than that.

 

[#1_War_Poet_ForLife]

Love the new design.
The editor can be hard.
Dream Weaver, helps lots.

 

[GMJ]

Highlight thread: defunct
Since youtube tags aren't working
Learn html?

 

[pegs]

Wait, Jigga. Edit!
Video tags work just fine.
Replace youtube tags!

<div><object width="425" height="350"><param name="movie" value=""></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><embed src="" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="350" /></embed></object></div>

 

[pegs]

Oh yeah, just make sure
Can't be spaces within tags.
Delete all spaces!

 

[GMJ]

Going to the game!
I sit right behind Dave D
Ratner flirts with him

 

[pegs]

Jigga sits with Kidd
Tries to flirt with him all game
He likes the gropage! =)

DD is fun
Especially wit drunk girls
they just keep talking...

 

[lukewarmplay]

Robots, beseiged, say:
Damn Sean Marion's last half!
Retreat to chargers.

 

[pegs]

The New Year has come!
And peg has not gotten drunk.
What a travesty!