The Nets Haiku Thread

[Kid Chocolate]

Underage Drinking?
The cops are on their way.
You gonna get raped.

 

[GMJ]

Rape jokes are passe
You need to get with the times
Now: Klinefelter jokes.

 

[pegs]

Girls next door is great
Hot, dumb girls, running around
All half-naked. YESSS!

 

[GMJ]

Oh my god. My eyes;
what horrors they have just seen.
Damn I love College.

 

[GMJ]

What, no new haikus?
Surely there are some muses
Positive, or bad

Josh Boone: Champion
Vanilla Thunder will strike
And dunk on yo face

 

[#1_War_Poet_ForLife]

This thread still remains.
It is our final bunker.
Hit the deck! Hit it!

 

[GMJ]

Yep, the haiku thread.
The final bastion of hope:
our sanctuary!

I'm watching "True Life"
"I want to do playboy, mom!"
But you are ugly

Nets fans are loyal
If we weren't, there would be none
Why put up with this?

 

[pegs]

computer is trashed.
I'm really missing S2.
Lend me 300?

 

[#1_War_Poet_ForLife]

I would, if I could.
But I gave it to Jigga.
Child Sup, stupid Judge.

 

[GMJ]

Thought you meant the flim
The trailer was much better:
The rare promo clip

 

[lukewarmplay]

Vince may be traded?
Vince fans threatening to leave?
Welp, that's a mixed bag.

 

[GMJ]

Where are 'ku writers?
Like Nets perimeter D,
They have disappeared

 

[#1_War_Poet_ForLife]

I blame Kid Choco
It is all his fault, can't deny.
Silly Tranny Porn

 

[pegs]

No, blame VC fans.
Them and their lame-ocity
Vince ain't all that good

Or we blame Joker.
Who is that noob? Vince lover?
Prolly friend of Kid's.

 

[GMJ]

Now 5 for 13
Welcome to the spotlight, Boone
Reputation grows

 

[Kid Chocolate]

Horrific! Awful!
This is abnormally grotesque.
It's called Hack-A-Boone.

 

[Legacy]

This team really sucks
We need Nenad Krstic back
Until then we suck

 

[GMJ]

Krstic will come back
I still feel like we will suck
Blow it up, kiki

 

[pegs]

Tonight is the night.
Imma watch that Cloverfield
Will it be worth it?

 

[GMJ]

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (pegs @ Feb 1 2008, 12:06 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'>Tonight is the night.
Imma watch that Cloverfield
Will it be worth it?</div>

Can't recommend it
Instead see "There Will Be Blood"
and thank me later

Present on road trip
So is it plausible then
Krstic plays Friday?

 

[pegs]

I gotta watch it.
Imma see how bad it is...
I gotta find out.

After, tho, overnight
I'll download "There Will Be Blood"
THEN I will thank you

Also, is that for real?
Getting excited for Nads?
Now, I just don't care.

 

[GMJ]

Rookie Sophomore game
Young rookie throws off backboard
Thinks he's Vince Carter

 

[GMJ]

Era is over
No more Mr. Grumpy Pants
A Capital gain

The Big Three is gone
Devin's good but not that good
Dynamic Duo?

Mavs don't make playoffs
We hang on to 8th seed
Draft Pick Fiasco

Vile Prediction:
Capital sucks rest of year
because league hates us

Write new haiku's, fans
Don't say you're not inspired
It's five, seven, five

 

[Kid Chocolate]

Looks like we are back

and...BOOM goes the dynamite!

Haikus and KC

 

[downunderwonder]

Yes! Haiku Season!
Capital gain important.
We want Keith Van Horn!

 

[pegs]

Can't write good right now.
Haiku skills have diminished.
Gotta get in shape!

 

[#1_War_Poet_ForLife]

Where are you, Haikus?
You hiding under the bed?
Aha! Here! Found one!

 

[GMJ]

Devin is awesome
Diop is also awesome
Capital's great, too

 

[pegs]

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (MyNetsForLife @ Mar 2 2008, 11:17 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'>Where are you, Haikus?
You hiding under the bed?
Aha! Here! Found one!</div>

Haikus under bed?
Ah, yes! Right next to my porn.
Debbie Does Dallas.

 

[GMJ]

Sim League Takeover
Utah Jazz takes what it wants
Lead by the Dream Team