The Nets Haiku Thread

[GMJ]

85, sunny
50 degrees at nighttime
A 'Zona winter

 

[pegs]

Cold, rain, snow, no heat
Great Central New York weather.
Yes, I hate New York.

 

[GMJ]

Dig the New Look Nets
More exciting than Kidd's Nets
And we get two firsts!

 

[pegs]

Two firsts are useless
Unless they're used correctly.
I trust in ThronKi

 

[Arrpy]

Man, I can't believe this thread is still going. It started way back in summer!

 

[pegs]

This thread never ends.
The best Nets thread ever made.
Long live Haiku Thread!

 

[Arrpy]

This will go for long
It will be here always and
It will never leave

That's my pitiful attempt

 

[GMJ]

Nets fans are cultured
Whether in win or in loss
Poetry expressed.

Young Sean played a game
Procured only two fouls, wow!
Own worst enemy.

Devin Harris: Truth
Scores a three as I type this
Suck it, Atlanta

 

[dino33]

This Haiku is gay
Nets win over atalanta
Screaming out load YAY

...damn.

 

[#1_War_Poet_ForLife]

It's ok, happens.
First time is often really hard.
'Less you're with Jig's mom.

 

[dino33]

Marc Jackson exclaims
"THERES NO RESPECT FOR AI"
YOURE BETTER THAN THAT!

this thing is hot

 

[GMJ]

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (MyNetsForLife @ Mar 19 2008, 09:32 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'>It's ok, happens.
First time is often really hard.
'Less you're with Jig's mom.</div>

Respect the deseased
You don't see me making calls
on your grammar skills

 

[#1_War_Poet_ForLife]

Ha, that was classic.
Shake totally believed it.
Changed "Jigga" to "Kid"

 

[#1_War_Poet_ForLife]

Pathetic, really.
Kid is 8 years your minor;
Just bash his grammar?

 

[GMJ]

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (MyNetsForLife @ Mar 19 2008, 10:24 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'>Pathetic, really.
Kid is 8 years your minor;
Just bash his grammar?</div>

What more can I say?
Other calls: nonexistant
Like your puberty.

 

[#1_War_Poet_ForLife]

Ugh. Parents bitching.
A Bio test tomorrow.
Buttholes Tight, night night.

 

[DHFFL]

I am a newbie
first post is for the haiku
it's kinda corny

 

[#1_War_Poet_ForLife]

D-H-F-F-L.
Welcome, hi, I say to you!
Hit on Jigga's mom.

 

[DHFFL]

Oh look at my post
it is on page 34
I love 34

 

[pegs]

Welcome, DH fan!
If you have questions, please ask.
Oh, Jigga's mom died.

 

[GMJ]

New poster attempt:
Gets it right on the first try!
5,7,5. Nice!

Parents are Nets fans
They actually read the board
So way to go, guys.

 

[DHFFL]

Thank you all you guys
I am loving this forum
People here are nice


'Cause I'm a newbie
don't know who Jigga's mom is
Did she really die?

 

[#1_War_Poet_ForLife]

Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes.
Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes.
Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes.

 

[GMJ]

The best rebuttal.
Got pulled on me in high school
There is no response.

 

[DHFFL]

The Mavs lost again
People say it is Karma
I say ha ha ha!

 

[#1_War_Poet_ForLife]

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (GMJigga @ Mar 26 2008, 07:26 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'>The best rebuttal.
Got pulled on me in high school
There is no response.</div>
At times, not funny.
On some rare occurrences.
When it's really true.

 

[Kid Chocolate]

Not dead; just tired
From getting pounded all night
Butthole's contracting

 

[GMJ]

F'ed DADDY's mommy,
Gave her Daddy Chocolate then
Punched her in the face

 

[Kid Chocolate]

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (GMJigga @ Mar 28 2008, 12:51 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'>F'ed DADDY's mommy,
Gave her Daddy Chocolate then
Punched her in the face</div>

Incestuous Freak
Dont forget Daddy's Daddy
Grandpa feels left out

 

[GMJ]

Note the use of caps
It was clearly your mother
Your sister took pics