The Nets Haiku Thread

[NattaNerNuttaMan]

Oh, my bad people
I feel like a complete dush
Please forgive me all!!!


lol

 

[NattaNerNuttaMan]

Pardon my dumbness
I will punch my own nutsack
For wasting your time

 

[GMJ]

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (NattaNerNuttaMan @ May 21 2008, 01:03 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'>Pardon my dumbness
I will punch my own nutsack
For wasting your time</div>

All is forgiven!
Still, punch your own nutsack, though
And then sit on it



(browse the Nets OT forum for reference)

 

[NattaNerNuttaMan]

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (GMJigga @ May 21 2008, 12:22 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (NattaNerNuttaMan @ May 21 2008, 01:03 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'>Pardon my dumbness
I will punch my own nutsack
For wasting your time</div>

All is forgiven!
Still, punch your own nutsack, though
And then sit on it



(browse the Nets OT forum for reference)
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oh, that was just wrong
you don't have to be so mean
do you have some ice?


lol

 

[pegs]

It's Ice, Ice, baby
I should start rappin like Ice
Be bigger than big

 

[Kid Chocolate]

Our pick stays at 10
Is there anyone we want?
Trade it for Melo!

 

[GMJ]

Lebron, Wade, Melo
The 2010 draft class
All New Jersey Nets

 

[pegs]

Party at sister's
Hm. To go or not to go?
That is the question.

 

[Kid Chocolate]

How old's your sister?
Over thirteen? Old enough!
Kid Chocolate's there!

 

[GMJ]

Got "Tha Carter III"
God that shit is horrible
Worst rapper alive

 

[NattaNerNuttaMan]

Eating my sandwich
Can't believe it's not butter
Next time use mayo

 

[Kid Chocolate]

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (GMJigga @ May 31 2008, 12:40 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'>Got "Tha Carter III"
God that shit is horrible
Worst rapper alive</div>

best rap song ever?
wish i made yo pussy wet
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last line is a link
click the previous haiku
you won't be upset

 

[NattaNerNuttaMan]

How's the new Carter?
Lollipop was a banger!
another good track?

 

[NattaNerNuttaMan]

Boondocks is the shit
Bask in this Thugnificance
The baddest Mofo




A Pimp named Slick Back
It's like a Tribe Called Quest, bitch!
You say the whole thing!!!



LOL

 

[GMJ]

All songs are bad ones
No redeeming qualities
Organic mistake

 

[NattaNerNuttaMan]

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (GMJigga @ May 31 2008, 12:44 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'>All songs are bad ones
No redeeming qualities
Organic mistake</div>


That is a damn shame
was looking forward to it
saved me fifteen bucks

 

[GMJ]

You liked lollipop?
You might like this album sir
Not my cup of tea

 

[pegs]

Lil Wayne sucks hot ass.
I will never understand
Why people like him

 

[Kid Chocolate]

Think I have to fart
UH OH that wasn't a fart
New underwear time

 

[GMJ]

So many pieces
They'll find a way to blow it
The Nets '08 draft

 

[pegs]

This thread still exists?
Bill Cosby is on tv
Preach, Doc, preach to 'em!

 

[#1_War_Poet_ForLife]

Robin Lopez- yuck.
Why the hell take him at ten?
Westbrook, Danilo.

 

[GMJ]

Alexis, JJ
I'm an easy guy to please
But please, no Robin

 

[GMJ]

Thousand more posters
A ton from Beijing, China
Yet no new haikus?

 

[Kid Chocolate]

Haikus aren't Chinese
From Japan, with Bushido
China=Mexico

(signs don't count as syllables!)

 

[GMJ]

Oop, I'm a dumb-o
I guess I'm not that cultured
Yeah, that's all I got

 

[pegs]

Haha, what a noob.
New Nets fans should still join in
Go ahead, try it!

 

[kobimel]

I was bored today
So I wrote an article
Sam Clancy-read it!

 

[Kid Chocolate]

Posters from China
Have no concept of grammar
Probly won't read this

 

[cLokwerk]

the Nets cheerleaders
make Milwaukee's cheerleaders
look like transvestites