The Official 2017 Vegas Summer League Thread

[Boob-No-More]

Lavar may want to double down, looks like he's got at least 28 years worth of stains needing some serious attention.

BNM

 

[theprunetang]

Lavar may want to double down, looks like he's got at least 28 years worth of stains needing some serious attention.

BNM

The stains are from all of the shit that flies out of his mouth.

 

[BlazerDuckSeahawkFan94]

Lol "Curry too small he'd shoot UCLA out the game!"

Lonzo Ball against borderline NBA players 1-11 from 3 Hahahaha

 

[riverman]

The stains are from all of the shit that flies out of his mouth.

Or just discolored from getting punched in the mouth so many times

 

[Boob-No-More]

I hate that people want to see the kid fail because his dad's an asshole.

They should want to see him fail because he's a Laker.

Come on people! Get your hate straight!!!

BNM

 

[SIeepwalker]

I just had this terrible realisation:

Is the reason so many people (myself included) are so high on Collins and Swanigan that they are one of the few guys on the roster who have yet to disappoint ?

 

[ripcityboy]

Lonzo! Do you know Nemesis means? I am in your mind!

 

[theprunetang]

Saw this guy on The Kings summer league team. Made me laugh.

 

[riverman]

I would so buy a Scrubb jersey if he were a Blazer!

 

[theprunetang]

I would so buy a Scrubb jersey if he were a Blazer!

Totally.

 

[Strenuus]

You're 21 now bro. I hate flying too. Vegas flights are fast though. Just get a nice buzz going before the flight, takes the anxiety away at least until after take off.

Take off is the worst for me... loud as fuck... stuck there until you get up there. After that it's really good. I love the landing the most because then I can get the fuck off the plane.

If I do ever have to take long plane trips I will get myself all good and liquored up enough to last the take off.

 

[JfizzleBlazer]

Take off is the worst for me... loud as fuck... stuck there until you get up there. After that it's really good. I love the landing the most because then I can get the fuck off the plane.

If I do ever have to take long plane trips I will get myself all good and liquored up enough to last the take off.

Yup. I drink 4 or so beers even if its 3am. Then get an overpriced beer at the airport so i'm buzzed but can still handle myself. Takeoff is fine for me after that.

 

[Wizard Mentor]

Blazer Summer League Predictions:

Blazers will lose game 1

• Jazz have played 3 games together already.
  
• Jazz are 3-0.
• Bleacherreport (obligatory LOL) ranks Jazz 12th, Blazers 15th.

Boards will Freak Out

• "New dudes suck!"
• "Neil better not be done"
• "Season is Over!"
• MM becomes voice of reason: "Collins showed great footwork, did great job passing out of double teams."

 

[ripcityboy]

I always wanted to see a basketball player named Joe Blow.

 

[theprunetang]

Blazer Summer League Predictions:

Blazers will lose game 1

• Jazz have played 3 games together already.
  
• Jazz are 3-0.
• Bleacherreport (obligatory LOL) ranks Jazz 12th, Blazers 15th.

Boards will Freak Out

• "New dudes suck!"
• "Neil better not be done"
• "Season is Over!"
• MM becomes voice of reason: "Collins showed great footwork, did great job passing out of double teams."

If Collins has a bad game everyone is going to call him Meyers 2.0, or Margarine (Butters' cousin).

 

[SIeepwalker]

I have a 12 hours flight in 50 days... I hope at least i'm not gonna be stuck in a middle seat

 

[ripcityboy]

If Collins has a bad game everyone is going to call him Meyers 2.0, or Margarine (Butters' cousin).

As long as he doesn't look up to Meyers as a role model... I am fine with that. Collins has more talent in his pinky than Meyers does in his whole body.

 

[bodyman5000 and 1]

Yup. I drink 4 or so beers even if its 3am. Then get an overpriced beer at the airport so i'm buzzed but can still handle myself. Takeoff is fine for me after that.

Vegas to Portland and the reverse is an easy ass flight. The worst thing you'll get is bad winds on landing in Vegas. I'd drive home from work down Sunset parallel to the runway and it would be bitchin seeing the planes come in sideways.

 

[theprunetang]

I have a 12 hours flight in 50 days... I hope at least i'm not gonna be stuck in a middle seat

Just smuggle some heroin in your bum. You'll drift right in and out of your flight. You won't get busted by the TSA......... "trust" me.

 

[theprunetang]

Since we have been talking about Lonzo, here is a promo for the ZO2 on the Big Baller website.


I'll just leave this here with no comment.

 

[PDXFonz]

Since we have been talking about Lonzo, here is a promo for the ZO2 on the Big Baller website. View attachment 15071


I'll just leave this here with no comment.

Dude stop being a pussy and make a comment on it.

 

[theprunetang]

Dude stop being a pussy and make a comment on it.

Haha. I don't know what you are talking about.......

 

[PDXFonz]

I've got to say aside from some obviously (or not to some people?) overrated players, the "stars" of this draft have lived up to the hype big time in these early weeks of summer league.

Fox, Tatum, Fultz, Isaac, Mitchell, Josh Jackson, Adebayo, etc.... Have all looked like legit players so far, definitely making this look like a good draft to be a player in. Hopefully that continues tomorrow with Biggie and Collins.

Even Dwayne Bacon looks like he can be a competent scorer in the league.

 

[SheedSoNasty]

Is there a way to watch the games? I don't have NBAtv.

 

[BigGameDamian]

 

[theprunetang]

I've got to say aside from some obviously (or not to some people?) overrated players, the "stars" of this draft have lived up to the hype big time in these early weeks of summer league.

Fox, Tatum, Fultz, Isaac, Mitchell, Josh Jackson, Adebayo, etc.... Have all looked like legit players so far, definitely making this look like a good draft to be a player in. Hopefully that continues tomorrow with Biggie and Collins.

Even Dwayne Bacon looks like he can be a competent scorer in the league.

In 4 years time, Bacon will be getting a max offer from the Nets. That's a lot of cheddar, but you know, he's gotta get his bread when he can. I just want a sandwich now.

 

[PDXFonz]

Is there a way to watch the games? I don't have NBAtv.

Some of them are on ESPN/ESPN2 and the ESPN network (ESPNU). The Blazer games are on comcast sports net.

 

[handiman]

I would so buy a Scrubb jersey if he were a Blazer!

http://www.nfl.com/player/timfugger/2534433/profile

 

[THE HCP]

I'm flying out tomorrow. Flying gives me anxiety though, I'm kinda stressed about it lol.

Like Shavlick Randolph. Man I fly 130,000K miles a year. My family and I would be homeless if I couldn't fly.

 

[PDXFonz]

Like Shavlick Randolph. Man I fly 130,000K miles a year. My family and I would be homeless if I couldn't fly.

What are you up to during the off-season FAMS? Working golf per usual?