The Official "I Keep Almost Sitting on my Nuts" Update Thread

[ghoti]

Just had another close call. Metal folding chair = danger.

 

[Dumpy]

These threads are like "Star Wars" sequels. I keep going there, and I end up disappointed because there isn't any action. Just sit on them already!

 

[pegs]

Did anyone hear this story...this guy was swimming in cold water. And he got out of the water, with his minimized balls because of the cold. The sun was out, so it was getting hot out. And he was sitting on a deck, drying off. During that time, his balls fell in between the boards in the deck. So when he warmed up, his balls got back to normal size, and they got stuck in between the boards of the deck.

That's gotta suck.

 

[huevonkiller]

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (pegs @ Jun 16 2008, 08:12 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'>Did anyone hear this story...this guy was swimming in cold water. And he got out of the water, with his minimized balls because of the cold. The sun was out, so it was getting hot out. And he was sitting on a deck, drying off. During that time, his balls fell in between the boards in the deck. So when he warmed up, his balls got back to normal size, and they got stuck in between the boards of the deck.

That's gotta suck.</div>

They talked about that on the today show recently.

 

[Lavalamp]

Wow, how skinny was the board or how long do his balls hang? and was he wearing shorts? lol

 

[pegs]

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Lavalamp @ Jun 16 2008, 09:27 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'>Wow, how skinny was the board or how long do his balls hang? and was he wearing shorts? lol</div>

http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_1937986.html
<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE </div><div class='quotemain'>Deckchair trapped testicles A Croatian man got a nasty surprise when he tried to get out of his deck chair and found his testicles had got stuck.

Mario Visnjic had gone swimming naked in the sea at the Valalta beach in western Croatia, reports 24sata.

His testicles had shrunk while in the cool sea and slipped through the wooden slats when he sat back down on his wooden deckchair.

But as he lay in the sun they expanded back to normal size and got stuck between the slats.

He was eventually freed after he called beach maintenance services on his mobile phone and they sent a member of staff to cut the deck chair in half.</div>

I'm not sure, but that's gotta be a nightmare.

 

[Master Shake]

He should of jumped in the water to re-shrink them.

 

[Claud]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHHAAHAHAH

 

[pegs]

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Master Shake @ Jun 16 2008, 09:33 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'>He should of jumped in the water to re-shrink them.</div>

And what, carried the chair along with him? That would've worked out well.

 

[GMJ]

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Dumpy @ Jun 16 2008, 08:59 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'>These threads are like "Star Wars" sequels.</div>

...nothing's as good as the original

...there's too much cgi these days

...we'll never get a proper ending!